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Another day without a kacy hill gf edition
(maybe tomorrow sub-edition)

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FUCK YANKS

*whacks you*

big fan of Nassim and Ethiopia. not a homosexual, just smike every time they make a cheeky post.

If that lad that said he might do a best of 2017 /brit/ collage is here can I recommend this

Also what is your favourite /brit/ moment of 2017 lads

off to buy perfume tomorrow (technically today)

it seems a bit expensive though - £50 a bottle?!?!?!
oh well i think i probably need to buy some eventually, might as well be now

You know what’s vastly overrated? Sex

It’s honestly not worth all the carry on

whats the deal with russia
are they european or what

>You know what’s vastly overrated? Sex
>It’s honestly not worth all the carry on
this to be honest

any thirsty man in?

absolutely parched myself, haven't had a water since probably noon or so.

When Nassim's credentials got posted

whats the consensus on star wars?

>citrusy freshness

i'm going to bed.

nighty night lads

bloody hell he is still going

Islamic State if you

fucking help me lads, i asked a girl from toil out on a date and the fucking madwoman said YES. i dont remember how to drive and the 'rents would be FUMING at the idea of me taking their car, and its really icy. at the same time i dont want my MOTHER to drive me to my VERY FIRST date.

A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back and Rogue One are good
rest are trash

>no girls wants to have sex with me so I'll pretend I didn't want to anyway
you pathetic odious little worm virgin

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i despise frogposters

>i dont remember how to drive
Erm what? Absolute fucking STATE of you.

But seriously just tell her to meet you there.

get an uber

reminder that every time an american posts phonetically spelled over exaggerated archaic cockney english as a means of making fun of the way brits speak, THIS is the man behind the post.

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So this is the power of autism...

why?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BORIS JOHNSON DOING IN THE TERRORIST NATION OF IRAN? I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOUR COUNTRY. DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS, LIKE MY OWN COUNTRY.

haitiANO

>Deano just uploaded a snap to his story! Swipe right to read it

*a picture of Deano appears with his tarted up bird looking proper weff sitting across the table at the top of the shard*
*on the table sits a small plate of foes gras and creme brulee*
*the caption reads: so proud of Mells passing her NVQ level 3 eyelash extension course*

going to HFC, want me to bring anything back?

why is apu so qt

really really hope Sup Forums or normie twats don't ruin him

any vicky 2 man in? how do i tell austria to fuck off so i can form italy as sardinia-piedmont

That exchange a few weeks back between the blue collar lad and uni lad was golden, didn't save it tho

Thas naw awl yuv got tuh say bruv, innit? Mean ta say shite, best be gowwen say'n tah me faec, innit, la's? A'dight, cuz 'tout me, you'd be bloody knocked on the ground, straight fyumen ya know?

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>iran
>terrorist

sunni dog be gone

Morning, lads.

Fucking paki paedo

dumb frogposters

Apu existed for quite some time and nothing happened, don't worry

hello
how are you?

'Off. Apu is a cherished lad, innit, boyyo?

Strip burger

The London Experience

talk about flash in the pan haha

I think every moment was absolutely golden

the fact that you've just attempted about 10 radically different accents in one sentence makes me seethe with rage desu

love apuposting

Off to the gf store, taking requests

AWOOOOOOOOOOGA

*HONK HONK*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOW- HOW- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!

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legendary phone

>tell her to meet you there
will NOT work.
dont think i can convince a uber to take me to get her then take us to the theater
how about you CONTRIBUTE something next time

he's earnt 10x as much in his 15 minutes of fame than reviewmong has in 5 years of grinding in burger king car park

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Just take your parents car you bedwetter

Or take the train so you can booze

Deary me

I think he's doing a shoe thing now

Hate this cunt, he was a real prick on Big Zuu's kitchen and his videos get old after the first 3

little kid sitting next to me at the airport is too cute lads. NEED to get a wife gf and make kidlads of my own.

mate this is the gayest thing ive read in a while

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would like to see how japanese people eat all those frogs

How will this not work? At worst you change the venue to somewhere it will work. You absolute melon.

Thoughts on ecstasy lads?

your parents will be mad but will be happy you did something human and didnt spend the day with your face to a screen with a willy in your hand. They be laughing about it by christmas

lissen moit u cannae ge mad over t'ese seppos yeh?

hello chicken connoisseur

why do you look like a middle aged jamaican auntie

>how will this not work
because she doesent DRIVE lad

An emotion

>dont think i can convince a uber to take me to get her then take us to the theater
are you literally thick in the head?
have you ever got in a taxi before?
me and the lads are always doing multiple pick ups in a uber

Seeing him live next year. Quite simply cannot wait

might give this a go x

Uber is common as fuck among young people, it's not strange at all, you're genuinely overthinking it

Could very much do with some strips & chips right now desu

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I suppose this is what they call yank 'humour'

the definition of a northern prole

just scrolled back in me and my ex's whatsapp messages looking for something and stumbled across 2 lewd videos i made for him i have absolutely zero recollection of

hmm

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the call that saved Europe

Fuck off queer

>him

he's calling up the america boat

genuinely think the yank education system leaves you with a lack of critical thinking

even the degenerate knows that gays are disgusting

genuinly love apu; he caters to a feeling thats much more relatable than the others.

apu>wojak>pepe>>Gondola>>>>>>>>>>>who fucking cares

is that a Colovian hat?

rude cunt give your head a wobble(into a trash compactor)

Nice and childlike. Appeals to our paternal instincts now that most of us on Sup Forums are finally beginning to reach that age.

t. Just want to settle down and raise a child ;_;

there's something about his childish limited expression range

This is indeed a disturbing shitpost

what about easter toad?

hello, yes I'd like 1 blonde wife please. extra on the ass, no piercings or tattoos. yes I'd like that in a marriage.

thanks m8

los sinson

post em. Its not like the 30 people here will know your ex