/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

the fruits of jihad edition

I cant think of what I want the first post to be for

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I'll ask again: Anyone live around Garland, NC?

no

I got family in Wayne County, that's the best you're getting

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I wish I was in Dixie

wtf

Fuck you faggots I just came back from the Deep South. What a fucking shithole that was.

>3+ inches of snow

Mad cuz bad

If only someone in this thread was merely trying to get (you)s.
I have many (you)s to give, but it looks as if no one is really TRYING.
South Dakota gave someone a (you) but I don't think they were really trying to get any.

>mfw the snow melted already

Dear me...I thought you were talking about your penis.

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Give me some pls.

I have a name you bootypirate

Don't joke around about that.

ah, yes.
Big Saladin O'Sullivan

Switched to boxer briefs from regular boxer boys.. not really sure. Not used to fabric hitting the junk. Although they do look good wearing them, shame I'm single.

haven't worn boxers since elementary school

>mfw the south of my state which is supposed to be warmer got snow and we didn't

i dont think its a shame

You'll get used to it and wonder how you ever lived without it.

>tfw you look good in boxer briefs (near ottermode skelly) but they squeeze your benis too much and you're scared they will break you urethra if you sit too much at an angle when wearing jeans
One of the downsides of having an above-average length dick is the only underwear that is comfortable isn't attractive at all

briefs are shit

Don't wear testicle-gripping jeans, you weenie

>2018-22 days
>still wearing underwear
anprim is the way to go faggots, get some leaves

>wear loose jeans
Dammit I'm trying NOT to look like trailer/nigger trash. I'm not even wearing faggy skinny jeans, either.

>I'm trying NOT to look like trailer/nigger trash
how are comfy jeans trailer trash you nigger

Diamond Gusset jeans are the best jeans out there; they're high-quality, not made by Asian child slaves, and they do not imprison your thundercock in a denim redoubt.

>"Hey penman, what's for dinner? Make those spring rolls again."
>okay.bmp

>wearing autism plumber jeans
>wearing skinny fag jeans
the trick is to find compromise

I said not testicle-gripping, not JNCOs

what sort of meat?

>Penman will never make you dinner

>Texway said he would fly over and eat my chink food but he isn't here yet
what the FUCK

Normally you put shrimp or ground pork in these, but I'm making them with tofu so my sister can eat them, she's a vegetarian.

>have a slight cold
>still want to go lifting

yay or nay?

Don't go as hard as you normally would and you can probably get away with lifting, IMHO. Prolonged exertion (stair-stepper, rowing machine kinda stuff) is out of the question though.

>but I'm making them with tofu so my sister can eat them
Soy is good as soy, using it as a meat substitute should be punishable by death. Why does she even care about the shrimp, it's not like they're factory farmed

Dunno. She'll eat fish, but less often.
I'd rather have honest-to-god meat but at least it's still protein.

You should be able to do arms just fine but be careful and avoid cardio and if they are hard enough abs. Drink plenty of fluids and also take what penman said

Rewatching Mad Men, y'all

fighting knight artorious

do you wear skinny jeans or some shit?

ignore this post

*ignores that post*

what post?

actually, Macon, the Alabaman said quite clearly in his post that he does not wear skinny jeans, This makes your reply to him rather silly indeed.

Sorry the plane crashed

Roy Moore is a pedophile and only idiot DRUMPFkins would vote for him :)))))

Shit bait, OP

I wouldn't have voted for him even if there weren't these allegations against him

>mfw Moore spoke at my high school a few years back
He just bashed fags the whole time and I had no problem with it. Hearing the dykes there cry about it afterwards was also a plus .

lel

lil b performed at my school once with his group "the pack"

>Californian education

no one cares, go away

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i care, stay

My spring rolls were bretty gud, but I wish someone would have helped me make them so it would only take half as long.

omw to help eat them

Lel.
Someday, I'll take a big trip all over the South and stay in y'all's houses in exchange for delicious dinners.

>the jannies still delete filenames on Sup Forums
>leave up off-topic shitposting here for hours
why do they hate Sup Forums so much

I made some orange chicken, it was pretty yummy

I blame the Poles

fat dick balls

Did you make the original version or the super-sweet Panda Express kinda stuff?

noice

it's not the older version but I only used about half the sugar

it's a good thing to rewatch, because you pick up on more things. Just noticed they make hints about Salvatore Romano's sexuality right in the first episode.

no man with the name "lil" should be around schools

it was obvious he was gay though he had stereotypical mannerisms

>stereotypical mannerisms
that's very problematic of you my good xir

no it's the 60s so it's ok

Oh that's good. Shit's always too sweet when you get it at restaurants.

>Don, do we have any Jews working here?
>no, but Salvatore's an Italian
what did he mean by this?

>not on my watch
also tony soprano said that italians are jews just with better food

Texway is threatening to rape me

>Shit's always too sweet when you get it at restaurants.
I've never had it before so I wouldn't know. Just seemed like way too much sugar

lel

You'd enjoy it too much for it to be rape.

hope the rape turns into a murder-suicide

Don't make me hit you

Hey /dixie/, looking at this map do you believe it was the German immigrants who ruined America?

Probably is.
Fortunately, Americans are kind of growing out of the whole "one cup of sugar in everything" thing. People want authentic food, not the watered-down food they used to like.

Lyndon Johnson ruined america

It was the Italians and the Irish

>People want authentic food
well you're certainly not going to find that with any "chinese" food I'll be making lel

might make some hot and sour soup eventually but I'll need to buy some tofu

It was the Basque

Dumb potato nigger

>It's another "I only have one applicable image" episode
Someone get the Basque independence so he won't be jealous anymore

>>It's another "I only have one applicable image" episode
>Someone get the Basque independence so he won't be jealous anymore

I got another he can have

Banshee Moon desu

>Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)23:37:57 No.82834291▶
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>It was the Basque
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)23:39:14 No.82834309▶
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>Dumb potato nigger
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)23:40:25 No.82834327▶
>>It's another "I only have one applicable image" episode
>Someone get the Basque independence so he won't be jealous anymore
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)23:41:10 No.82834336▶
>File: 1512304702964.png (87 KB, 645x773)
>>>It's another "I only have one applicable image" episode
>>Someone get the Basque independence so he won't be jealous anymore
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In a way, yes. I think they brought a mentality from Germany with them that has been harmful to American politics. They didn't come from an environment which was home to the same Enlightenment values which the US was born out of, and I think this is responsible for a lot of the harmful federalist political thinking there is in the US now. Foreigners also see the US as a unitary country, and when they come here that mentality passes down through the generations.

>was

also I don't place blame on Germans in particular, I just single them out because they're the most numerous.

what

What's wrong with that statement

I dunno I've been up too long

dumb fireworks poster

>at's

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>Dunno. She'll eat fish, but less often.
>I'd rather have honest-to-god meat but at least it's still protein.
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)21:30:57 No.82832161▶
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>You should be able to do arms just fine but be careful and avoid cardio and if they are hard enough abs. Drink plenty of fluids and also take what penman said
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)21:33:34 No.82832214▶
>Rewatching Mad Men, y'all
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)21:36:57 No.82832272▶
>fighting knight artorious
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)21:49:41 No.82832502▶
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>do you wear skinny jeans or some shit?
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)21:50:42 No.82832521▶
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>ignore this post
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)22:13:27 No.82832934▶
>*ignores that post*
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)22:13:58 No.82832942▶
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>what post?
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)22:14:33 No.82832957▶
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>actually, Macon, the Alabaman said quite clearly in his post that he does not wear skinny jeans, This makes your reply to him rather silly indeed.
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> Texas 12/09/17(Sat)22:17:21 No.82833025▶
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>Sorry the plane crashed
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)22:27:55 No.82833215▶
>Roy Moore is a pedophile and only idiot DRUMPFkins would vote for him :)))))
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)22:33:57 No.82833292▶
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>Shit bait, OP
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> Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)22:34:12 No.82833294▶
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>I wouldn't have voted for him even if there weren't these allegations against him