What's your meta human power?

What's your meta human power?

I can 100% clear any videogame superhumanly fast

I could finish taking exams at least 15 minutes before everyone else

I almost never blink. If something were to happen in the blink of an eye you can count on me to have seen it.

I can repel women with a single tip of my courdoroy trilby

I can gross people out by bending my fingers backwards

I can jack off with both hands very fast at hihg speeds
And I can wiggle my ears

I can do this too, we should team up

I can procrastinate for up to multiple years.

Spiked hairs

If i say a waifu is shit, it is, and vice versa.

We will be unstoppable

Aw fuck, I can only do it with my thumbs, I guess I'm the sidekick

I'm the laziest piece of shit on the planet.

>vice versa

If you say shit is a waifu?

My brother just asked me to write that he is "the laziest fucker ever".

I'd fight you, but I don't want to.

I'm slightly above average at everything I do but can't be the best at anything. Also, I'm a 5' 2" manlet but built like a dwarf (huge shoulders and chest but really goddamn short so clothes don't fit me).
I think my super hero name would be Roaming Gnome.

well, if this is true, we the lazyfucks may have found our king

Fags

I'll keep you in mind when the Weeping Angles invade

I can read shit posts all day and i dont get upset