Comic relaunch uses the original team, except for Songbird and Zemo that got graduated to Avenger and event villain

>comic relaunch uses the original team, except for Songbird and Zemo that got graduated to Avenger and event villain
>cartoon used the original team
>lego game used the original team
>cancelled Disney mobile game used Zemo, Songbird and Fixer
>MCU so far used the original or most popular version of the teams
>lol MCU Thunderbolts should be Zemo, Rulk + unrelated characters

It's just cause it's hard to imagine them to introduce all the necessary characters to get the original Thunderbolts and to properly capture their feel in an all-satisfying way.
Not necessarily what people 'want', just working with what they were given with.

stop doing daily thunderbolts threads that less than 7 people will reply because there are no news or even a hint on a movie about thunderbolts, you just have the comic be happy there is that.

>lol MCU Thunderbolts should be Zemo, Rulk + unrelated characters
who says this?

AoShitters

How many times will Anons say "it'll never work" to an MCU movie, then it works

Until the movie is released and we pretend that we were always hype for it.

You should know the drill by now.

Honestly though I'm having a hard time picturing this one really working as things are at the moment. They'll need to do a shit ton of build up.

It's really no different than Suicide Squad, which previously established 0 of it's main characters.

>>lol MCU Thunderbolts should be Zemo, Rulk + unrelated characters

I'm sure Bucky will be leading the team.
They didn't put him in the new comic for nothing

Squad doesn't need to establish it's characters as a concept. They're a government-centric team.

You don't need to know anything about any of them because the concept is what runs it. They're C-List nobodies thrown together to be cannon-fodder.

The Thunderbolts is quite a bit more. You need to set them up as heroes first, you need to show who the Masters of Evil are, you have actual motivation beyond "bomb in neck"

It's going to be hard to set up in a movie.

only with those with a limited imagination. There's nothing about Suicide Squad or Guardians of the Galaxy that makes it inherently easier to introduce characters than Thunderbolts

Making the new hero team bad guys in disguise will not work in adaptation. Instead they would need to do unique members that use names of main hero types in standard series which are secretly someone else and infiltrate someone else's movie like the Osborne Thunderbolts. Like Like a team of "Black Knight", "Machine Man", "Spaceknight" "Ms. Marvel", "Hercules", and "Syrin".

Don't worry user.
Gunn will make sure all is right with the world.

>putting the twist above everything else even though that was only a small part of what made Thunderbolts work
No.

There's literally no point in doing it if it's not the classic team

The cartoon did the whole arc in 60 minutes of runtime. You are overthinking this a lot.

I don't get why people keep saying that you need to introduce the T-Bolts before their film and keep resorting to living MCU villains.
It's not like that BIG TWIST won't be spoiled when people see the casting of the film.

It's not like they won't give away the twist in the trailer. I mean, there's no way to sell the film without telling people the twist.

Yeah and even comic readers jumping onto the ongoing mid-run didn't get the benefit of the shock because it's such a big selling point. Only first issue readers and kids watching Avengers Assemble would have experienced it, can't pretend like it's the main draw. Every clickbait article will tell the normies right after the movie is announced.

Post your face when it was revealed in Avengers Assemble
That thunderbolts were really villains

They've already fizzed away Zemo in the MCU. Osborn's Bolts is the better option.

Captain Slovakia

What are you nuts?
They've established Zemo as a man who can fuck with the Avengers. Once he gets out he'll have all the cred he needs to get a Thunderbolts Squad together. He can even use the Purple Sock Mask and sword as his "Superhero" Persona. Call himself "The Baron". Then when he gets revealed, everyone'll just start calling him Baron Zemo.

Sokovia.

He was fine and pretty easy to evolve into megalomania if that's your concern.

At least Moonstone is gone. I fucking hate Moonstone. She was a cunt since before she was even Moonstone.

She had a chance to become a real hero but she had to go and fuck with her gem and the Kree High Intelligence.

And fuck Norman Osborn. Green fucking Goblin. Whoop-de-fucking-do. He's a nigger who was an asstwat that took what the Thunderbolts was about and trashed it. Literally none of his Thunderbolts were villains trying to reform except Songbird who was reformed anyway.

Techno was kind of a shit too but he made up his fucking mind and became a hero. Shame he went fucking pigbald after he came back. OG Techno is better than I Robot Techno which is vastly better than pigbald.

Ideally, Thunderbolts would be led by Citizen V (Baron Zemo) and contain Atlas (Josten), Songbird, MACH-1, Charcoal, Jolt (Before Downs Syndrome), Hawkeye, Techno (with hair), and maybe have a few of the other temporary Thunderbolts tag in sometimes. Like Smuggler, that giga nigga mecha Beetle, Scream, Skein, whatever.

As long as Moonstone is fucking raped by the Super-Apes, I don't give a god damn about her. Fucking assblasted cunt I hope Speedball punches her so hard he turns back into Speedball instead of Captain Crawling in my Skin.

Scourge would be cool to have show up too. Jackoff Monroe Scourge, I mean. He was literally the coolest part of that whole nanomachines shit. Fuck Gyrich and fuck Moonstone. I hope the Element Men rape her until she fucking implodes so she can join her butt-buddy Graviton in the black hole implosion that is her own asshole. What a fucking slut. She should've died poor just like her mom. Fucking Becky.

Also don't make Abe a nigger.

Which Bucky is in the new comic?

Bucky Bucky or Jack Monroe Bucky?

Or dare I hope Counter-Earth Bucky?

>it's hard to imagine them to introduce all the necessary characters to get the original Thunderbolts
Atlas in Ant-man & Wasp
Moonstone in Captain Marvel
Mach-I/Beetle in Spider-man: Homecoming
Fixer in Infinity War pt. 1, working with Zemo who goes full Masters of Evil
Songbird as first scene villain in the Thunderbolts movie itself, like Batroc and Crossbones were, except gets recruited instead of imprisoned.

There ya' go. Not hard at all.

You can introduce Tbolta in the same movie, all you need to know is that they are villains, everything else sorts itself out.

Because you're implying people in this shithole other than you, me, and a handful of other anons have actually read classic Thunderbolts. At most, they'd have flipped through the wiki article for Rulk era Thunderbolts.

Fuck man, we had people that actually wanted a note for note adaptation of Civil War because it's their first event. I don't think they realise how lucky we are the movie was related to Civil War in name only.

>At least Moonstone is gone

And moviebob

You don't need to do Masters of Evil first, just to introduce the individual members in different movies and establish that they're kinda shit.

>MUH SOCK

The more you talk the more it sounds like the movie would HAVE to have Moonstone, since she elicits such a strong emotional reaction.

>Songbird was the only one that didn't revert into the villain costume when they were arguing

Subtle

She's the second most evil person on the original team. Who else would have Zemo's back?

MCU is a hero-centric universe
MCU doesn't want to explore the "heroism" of villains
MCU has no reason to "imiitate" DCCU

There won't be a Thunderbolts
Get over it.

I bet you thought GotG would flop and Ant-Man wouldn't get a sequel too.

The only good Thundebolts are Troll and Kubiak

pretty decent bait here

Nope, I thought both would do amazingly, even with Ant-Man's Director controversy.

MCCU Avengers is a lot like the early squabbling Avengers, where they are still in the phase of recruiting shady or even villainous members. (Lang and Wanda in this case, and half the team helping Winter Soldier).

Tonally, there's simply no call for a shadowy team made up of villains when the morality and legality of the Avengers themselves is up for question.

Thematically the Thunderbolts work in a universe thriving with established teams and respected public heroes, not in one where the one active team is renegade.

Suicide Squad on the other hand is a perfect hail mary for the DCCU because the villains are the only part of Warner's films that hold anyone's interest at all.

With SS, they are putting their best foot forward, keeping the Heroes one-dimensional antagonists for the villain team.

Unless they are officially sanctioned Anti-Vengers.
Which is like half a day's work for Zemo.

>Unless they are officially sanctioned Anti-Vengers.

That is a silly as fuck concept at this point in the Avengers storyline. The Avengers are full of shadowy assassins, ex-villains, a literal monster, a destructive God and with Ant-Man an ex-con.

The Anti-Vengers would be a clean-cut squad of by-the-book team players.

Stop replying the avatarfag.

You really don't know what "Avatar" means, do you?

Similarly, a Justice League Dark would be pretty stupid for the DCCU, because it's Justice League is already shaping up to be pretty goddamn Dark, all they need is for Wonder Woman to join in on the necksnappering and batmanslaughter.

>The Thunderbolts is quite a bit more. You need to set them up as heroes first, you need to show who the Masters of Evil are, you have actual motivation beyond "bomb in neck"
The Masters of Evil play only slightly into the first parts of Thunderbolts.

I mean a team that is pitted against the Avengers by the government because they can control them, unlike the Avengers.
So we can have their initial publicity stunts and showboating.

>There won't be a Thunderbolts

>Avengers are all off world hunting for Infinity Stones
>A meta human threat emerges, Sokovia people get desperate and create the Thunderbolt Program, Zemo was a douche but is ultimately a controllable variable and proven mastermind, have him lead a team of capture enhanced to handle the threat, worst case scenario they all die, taking that into consideration play them up as heroes so when they die they can be martyrs

the shit writes itself, no prior continuity needed

>Sokovia people get desperate and create the Thunderbolt Program
You fucked up here.

Anyone who could feasibly oppose the Hulk and Thor would be exactly as uncontrollable as the Avengers, if not more so, because the Avengers have a moral code.

Just having anyone who can match Tony or T'Challa's resourcefulness on the team is going to make any technological attempts to collar them futile.

Face it, Villain Comics are for jaded comic fans who've grown tired of the circular and uninspired stories of Batman or Spider-Man thwarting Villain X for the 50th time.

The fandom driving the MCCU aren't bored or jaded with the heroic adventure stuff, because Marvel Studios has really made a huge effort to invest audiences into their heroes. Fuck, they have made FALCON a pretty great guy.

Never read a Thunderbolts comic ever before. Please recommend some good stuff?

not the country of Sokovia, I meant the Sokovi Accords pro registration government powers

Bullshit. They are US-funded, if anything.
Sokovia isn't mad like that. And if they want anything, it's less capes making trouble.

Double that for Zemo, who headshotted the first supers he had the opportunity to kill.

>funded by anything
If it's Zemobolts they really shouldn't be. I could see them combine Parkerbolts/Ellisbolts and Zemobolts though.

Everything but the ones with Rulk

>forgetting about the travesty that is Fightbolts
Rulk's Thunderbolts don't even compare.

Come on guys, give me something definitive here. I'm pretty intent on a heavy reading session and thunderbolts seems like just the thing.

Avengers: Under Siege
Thunderbolts #1-75
Avengers/Thunderbolts
New Thunderbolts
Thunderbolts #100-109
Baron Zemo: Born Better
Thunderbolts #110-121
T-Bolts: Breaking Point
T-Bolts: International Incident
Penance: Relentless
Thunderbolts #122-175

Thank you kind user.

Reminder that one of the roles they offered for Scarlett before she settled for Black Widow was Moonstone.

Add Dark Avengers #179- to the list

I don't have daughteruthreads.jpg to hand

And now you're undermining your own argument. Thunderbolts is a story about redemption, of the "villains" rising above their base nature and carving themselves a second chance. There's nothing jaded about it, the Suicide Squad thread is that way ->.
Something with an inspiring message like that is right up the MCU's alley, especially since they'd get to give the characters closure instead of reverting them back 10 years down the line because the latest fanboy writer has some bizarre nostalgia boner for Z-list villains being villains. Plus they'd fit right into the timeline snug as a bug, since a big event's coming up where most of the old Avengers cast will get written off and, low and behold, the first movie slot after it has just been opened up.

>Fuck, they have made FALCON a pretty great guy.

>he never read Madbomb

Go back to shit up DC movie threads, fuccboi.

>movieblob

I agree except Songbird could easily be introduced as a scientist working with Klaw who seemingly 'dies' in a Vibranium explosion and then in the after credits scene wakes up with like glowing eyes or something.

Bucky Bucky. He's acting as a father figure for the little girl cosmic cube.

That man is very easy to hate

>Hating on my waifu
There is a special place in hell for people like you.

Can they use Songbird? Isn't she a mutie?

Need to have Troll and Hyde duo as occasional walk on characters.

Honestly Moonstone should just get put on a regular team at this point. Yeah she is a mercenary bitch but as long as she isn't being forced to pretend to be good she is actually quite reliable. Just hire her for a decent salary and be done with it, like how when he was in charge of SHIELD Steve Rogers had the idea to simply hire Taskmaster as an Avenger.

No, she is a cyborg

Karla would bail on the team the moment the first world ending threat appear to join it, she isn't like Taskmaster that has a honor code.

When?