Good morning fellow Europeans. Are you going to church today?

Good morning fellow Europeans. Are you going to church today?

>brits
>european

>somalians
>european

no but i'd like to.

>his country has a larger somali comminity than sweden

...

No, I'm not religious. Btw has anyone heard news from Jose lately?I 'm worried about his lack of shitposts.

Going to a train museum with the gf to be frankly

>Jose
Jorge? Saw him yesterday

this, I can't. Maybe on Christmas

>train museum
does it show those armoured train you used in both world wars?

yes, that guy. I'm glad he didn't fall off a cliff looking for his gf yet.

going to mass in a while

I wish the US was a European country. Instead we're neighbors to the two worst countries Canada and Mexico

Well fuck no

>his country essentially is somalia

sheed

It's honestly just depressing at this point.

Usually you'll have one old woman, probably a gradma, sitting in the front row, one weird-looking guy three rows behind, and in the back row a youngish woman praying like crazy, probably for her youtube channel to take off.

And I'm honestly not anti-religion, well, not anti-christianity, but it's just so obvious no one is buying this shit anymore.

My regular visits to the church stem from trying to get them to stop ringing the fucking bells while i'm trying to sleep, we all have goddamn watches now or clocks on our smartphones, we don't need bells to tell us THE FUCKING TIME

Fuck no. Imagine still believing in a Jewish schism in 2017. Imagine being so retarded, that you still believe a Jew from Roman times is the son of an omnipotent God, despite all of the evidence that Christianity is factually wrong.

>t-they're all metaphors

Sure they are.

We dont have churches in Europe because we are progressive intelligent people who dont worship some phony gods and let their progress be hampered by some phony 2000 year old religion. We dont believe in religions. We believe in science and progress and peace, unlike those blood thirsty Americans who devote their loves to religions and bloodshed.

does this hold true by percentages little babby boy country?

My grandma goes to church because they go to travel for free.

Yeah, our progress is taking us to wonderful places. We sure showed those Americans!

(America please save us. This is not a joke.)

Just did desu

>all of the evidence that Christianity is factually wrong
such as?

No (for years), but one of these sunday's i'm going there just to check

Do it for Jesus

>dude the earth was made in 7 days

What's the actual problem with any of this shit though? Look at Greek mythology. All anybody talks about when you mention Greek Myths is how badass and awesome they are.

No one is trying to break down the logistics of Zeus turning into a fucking Swan BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING STORY.

"Oh my God, the Bible isn't factually correct"

ARE YOU SERIOUS? WE MUST LET THE PEOPLE KNOW!

The people know already. If believing their fairy tales gives them the conviction to purge Islam from Europe(Deus Vult), just let them have it, who cares?

Because retards have stopped believing in Greek mythology whereas there are still 2.2 billion retards that believe in Christianity and 1.8 billion retards that believe in Islam.
Let me do the calculation for your retarded Christian brain, that's 4.0 billion retards who believe in fairy tales. More than half of the world population. Isn't that an utterly terrifying thought in 2017?

I never go to the church because it's where the Gypsies sleep at night and beg during the day.

>Because retards have stopped believing in Greek mythology whereas there are still 2.2 billion retards that believe in Christianity and 1.8 billion retards that believe in Islam.
>Let me do the calculation for your retarded Christian brain, that's 4.0 billion retards who believe in fairy tales. More than half of the world population. Isn't that an utterly terrifying thought in 2017?

Wow, you're so enlightened.

quite telling that this is what christians have to resort to instead of providing arguments

your entire belief hinges on pictures of hats

only poor people and gypsies go to church

I'm an atheist. I'm merely choosing to acknowledge the psychological power of "Faith" which may be needed when 1.8 BILLION retards decide to march on Europe for Allah.

Just saying, weakening Christianity is not currently on my menu

Yes...to blow up some kuffar. But I will spare the cute white men though.

Not today my non-european friend

yeah, you're utterly retarded and know nothing about history, but I guess that's part and parcel of living in shithole croatia

religious people
>reading the words of someone they don't know and taking it as fact based on faith
You
>reading the words of someone you don't know and taking it as fact based on faith

Okay then, nice talking to you too. When you're old enough to buy a beer, don't be embarassed by this, it's what everxy kid goes through, it's called the "edgy phase"

>2.2 billion retards that believe in Christianity
Very inflated numbers

I'm considered as a cath*lic by the church, because those people consider everyone as their when you have been baptized because your parents wanted to please your grandparents, while I am not a cath*lic.

I'm 22. I would hope some day you'd leave your retarded phase of being religious, but since you live in a third-world shithole, I guess sadly that will never happen.

>mfw I had tickets to see the Philharmonic but my alarm didn't go off and I overslept

>Mfw I went to a cafe and embarrassed myself with my German that was almost perfect just yesterday

I must be a fucking mess that I need someone to tell me everyday that my German isn't as bad as I think it is

>i share a board with teens who are still going through they "militant atheist" phase
i feel so old

>I share a board with retarded Slavshits who still cling to their Jewish messianic beliefs from 2000 years ago instead of being civilised human beings

Even worse. I share a fucking Union with them. Down with the fucking EU.

I almost forgot the reason I posted this in the thread.

Because I overslept my concert, I was able to make the noon Mass at St. Stephan's
I bought a nice little St. Christopher pennant

Many Eastern Europeans are not educated especially in the Balkans.

apparently it does
kek

If you yourself were educated, you would know that Communism and Socialism were HEAVILY atheisthic, and that tradition has for the most part continued in Central and Eastern Europe.

While France is heavily religious, which is to say Islamic.

Dipshit

Balkans are the Middle-East of Europe. Shit, we should have let the Austrians cleanse them all.

I don't think you understood what he posted

Nope, I just woke up

>having imaginary friends

Lol, no, church is for fags

just got back from it
AMA

I don’t believe that mary is a virgin and jesus christ as well, so no, why should i? If you are religious - go ahead then

You can go to church and meet some nice people, have a chat with some tea & cake

Or just admire the beautiful structure and understand that without the unifiying force of Christianity the nations of Europe would have been easily devoured by the Islamic invasion.

The fact that you don't today need to pray five times per day like an autist, is thanks to a religion you despise.

Now again, I personally think this religion is a fairy tale, but the only way to combat zealots is with better zealots.

People need to stop trying to tear christians down.

I went to the mall, it's a church of a sort.

No churches in my town.

Tea and cake at church? Why was I not told about this!

>beautiful structure
You mean architecture? I’ve seen most of churches in prague and bunch of other towns, i don’t need to go there every day, or even every year.
I just dislike both islam and christianity, fuck off turk. You can spent all day in the church for sll i care, why do you even post on Sup Forums then?
>nice people
You mean crazy

It's only for the super-devoted...

Oh by all means, call a nation instrumental in stopping the Ottomans part of Turkey, because that's just the level accuracy and care your generation gives to the world around them. You basically have degrees in molecular biochemistry, quantum physics, lit, history, mathematics, psychology, sociology, and everything else, and the world or the MAN is holding down your fucking genius.

You're prefectly comfortable dismissing a millennia of tradition with the wave of a hand, because you know, you are just THAT fucking cool and informed about the things you are talking about.

Talking out of your ass? YOU? NEVER! You are under thirty and therefore Omniscient!

I really hate the Millennial generation. They're under the delusion of being geniuses and they're dumber than any redneck.

It actually irks me a bit, so i'm gonna go fuck a whore to relax. You just cost me 500kn asshole

Keg

Pure autism, screencapped

>muh appeal to tradition
Negros have eaten cow shit for as long, go line up with them at the pens in Africa

hahahha

Wtf I love Croatia now.

>You mean crazy
Are you a psychiatrist?