Confess my son

Confess my son.

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i masturbate to cuckold porn

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I pay jamal so he can impregnate my wife. My wife's son also watches.

Not even in porn?

I love traps.

and

I masturbate to shotas.

haven't pooed today and i seem to be letting out funny smelling wind from my rear end tbqh ngl

Your sins are now forgiven.

I made a chart to become a better person but I'm half-assing it.

I'm a racist (I hate slavs, niggers, arabs)
I masturbate to mom/son incest porn
I have never bought a single video game, music album, film, book in existence and I just pirate it all

but you are slav in denial son

I eat my sister’s piece of cake because she’s a bitch LIMOA

At least you made an effort and aren't too far off the righteous path.

Balts!=Slavs

definetly not slavic starter pack

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umm../brit/ is that way pal

i really like this girl at work but im too much of a pussy to talk to her since i think work relationships are bad

wat do

What kind of work?

we're both programmers

Well better make a move because I'm going to assume the male to female ratio is in favor of the males in that line of work. Also don't see why it would be a problem unless you're too horny not to touch each other during work hours.

I think protestants are subhumans and at fault of how shitty the world is nowadays

just go for it, fuck work ethics. Also if she dumps you she will have to deal with you every single day

i got two turntables and a microphone

I'm pagan

I'm a fucking mess.

I want to racemix with a turkish or MENA qt 3.14 so bad I fap only to them

Even though I hate them in real life

That's the same thing. Stop we wuzing.

i got into that job recently, less than 7 months ago and she has been far longer, were both not really good looking so i dont really worry about that.
Im more worried about this type of shit, ive never had a gf and im likely to fuck everything and make things extremely awkward at work

Father, frogive me for glutton.

Shut up pussy, kikes and niggers like you are at fault

m8, you know that the fault isn't all yours, stick to your guns my friend, if it goes well it goes well if it doesn't it didnt and that is it

>protestants support Israel, usury and the finance system all of that for "hard work" ethics
yeah we are clearly the kike ones, the one good thing about Trump is that he made clear as day who are the bad guys of the world

>I masturbate to mom/son incest porn

All of these.

>implying Cathocucks and Orthodox niggers don't support Israel etc.

we don't, we usually go for arab-side representation in UN meetings and the pope clearly stated he wanted a shared solution of Palestine and Israel

That isn't because you're catholics it's because you're spics and niggers, we whites are just jew puppets

uhm the pope is a spic

I masturbate wearing female underwear/swimsuit.

The pope kisses muslim feet

They have a distinct genepool

and? You are not making any sense

where did you obtain them from

Amazon.

Yes I am .

ok

>pope is a spic
Akshually, he is a North Italian immigrant to Argentina.

The memes are true lol

i fugged a 15/16 year old couple of times

How many girls have you asked on date this year? Checkmate virgin!

This was my least favorite part about catholocism and I wasn't even raped.

which lived his whole life in Argentina, a spic nation

I fucked a girl in Erasmus from Denmark who has a boyfriend. She Skyped him while I was still in her bed and she texts me all the time. She never told me she had a boyfriend.

I can't handle it. I feel terrible, and I want to tell him but I can't find a way of doing so.

i shot a bird when i was 5 years old, i laughed with my friends but when i went home i cried the whole night

/thread

lmao i did that tons of times and never felt any guilt, just dump the girl the time she wants something more than just sex and then she will realize that being whore has consequences

Please God strike me with deadly thunder

Why don't you just go for one user? There has to be some secular ones whose cousins/brothers won't try to kill you if they found out you made a move on her?

Wow I wouldn't play videogames with you.

you guys are like children

I masturbate to son watching mom get fucked by niggers porn/mom gets blacked

i like to think about my dick being sucked by a big assed latina

come to brazil

i dont want std's :(

Irrelevant

We have less std's than most of the first world nations

I have never asked a girl out in my life

Literally proud of being a subhuman

russia is not 1st world senpai

I think there is a strong correlation between virginity / tfw no gf and how many times you asked girls for their number / date.

i am greek

i don't trust macacos

So isn't the US then
Yeah, I am sure girls dig your "civilized" persona

ok enjoy not having a nice time then

yeah US isnt 1st world too just look at that recent police thing

i have a fursuit hidden from my roomate

Honestly I just shitpost about it sometimes on Sup Forums, I'm too autistic for a gf right now. I'm poor as fuck without a job, still live with my mom, don't drive a car and barely know how to do basic things such as using an atm machine. Need to get my life together first. Pretty awkward that I won't have a gf / first kiss / first time sex until I'm 25 though. Also on top of that even when I become a bit of a Chad and get my life together I'll still have a tiny dick, fun right?

>Strong correlation between virginity/tfw no gf and how many times you asked girls for their number/date
But of course, but it is still irrelevant. You can't simply tell an autist to quit acting autistic, with the goal being an end state they viewed as unobtainable up until very recently.
Also, when you've been a no gf/virgin for so long, does it even matter if it continues for another year?

I had an ultasound test in my anus

I've never told this to anyone in my life and never will, but I came blood and it was needed

It hurt, it burned I screamed like a bitch it was hell for 10 seconds, that is absolute hell, how do people enjoy that?

do female macacos have nice asses?

>Ultrasound in anus
Why
>Hurt
Have you never gotten an rectal paracetamol? You're supposed to lube pills/tools that go into your anus.

>Why
came blood
>Have you never gotten an rectal paracetamol? You're supposed to lube pills/tools that go into your anus.
It was the doctor who did it, obviously

>no job
m.mcdonalds.be/nl/tewerkstelling/mcjob
>live with my mom
Say you live with her so she doesnt end up super lonely.
>dont drive
Getting licence is question for few months here.
>atm
m.wikihow.com/Use-an-ATM
>tiny dick
moderntantra.blogspot.cz/p/penis-size.html?m=1
Maybe stop shitposting and get a job. Now all shops are super busy and will hire anybody.

Real asperger is super rare. Majority of posters here are just raised by single mother / scared to do the first step in dating games: actually try.

I wank to zoo all the time for the animals

>Came blood from asshole

I was a pretentious kid at school that never did homework or studied but told everyone I was smarter so if anyone sees me working at McDonalds now I'm gonna kill myself. But for real employers only want girls for retail jobs and it takes 2 months for employers to reply (and the reply will be no).

>Real assburger
Sure, but 4chink autism means 'raised to be a cuck/soyboy', so that's what I meant.
I won't try dating till I sort myself out, at least.

i was like u, im in uni now and trying to do something with my life
why don't you study something?

>confessions on an international board, where concepts of morals vary in any place

Genius thread.

>boooohooooo i am scared of rejection so i will do exactly nothing
Good luck with your goals! And pic related.

It is better to get practice gf first. If you go into dating and know from start it probably wont go anywhere, it is super easy to flirt / banter / ask them out. You get shitton of experience and probably even confidence boost. In the worst case scenario you end up married to fat / ugly woman.

but then what is a pipe?

I'm studying something (web design & development in volwassenonderwijs) but only to receive child support and make my mom think I'm doing something.

In reality I want to become a League of Legends pro but of course no one takes that seriously.

I can't stand a 9-5. I don't give a fuck if it's childish I only want to play videogames in my life and that's it.

I want to fuck big brown girls
but they are usually too self aware to cencede themselves easy

A pipe.

gfs cost money
And I'm saving up for a motorcycle
That's just the way it's gonna be for now

das niet mogelijk man, jij moet studeren of werken, zo is leven, spelletjes zijn niet voor mannen, ik ben eerlijk met jou

Zeker, vertel mij eens wat je allemaal weet over eSports dan?

>In reality I want to become a League of Legends pro but of course no one takes that seriously.
unless you are 16-18 and already in challenger, give up

>costs money
I always managed to find girls who gets offended when you offer to pay for the date / food and always want to split the bill. And walking in park and netflix + chill is free. And you go to job anyway. Isnt it kinda shortsighted to buy bike in the land of ethernal winter? Wont you be able to drive it like 2 months per year?

Maybe you mistook gf for prostitute?

Esports is een mopje voor betas

Betas die minimum €5000 per maand verdienen. Hogere verdieners in Europa €7500-10 000 per maand en in Amerika zelfs €30 000- €50 000 per maand. En dit alles terwijl ze doen wat ze het liefst doen in het leven terwijl hun onderdak, voedsel, transpot enz. betaald wordt voor hen. En als je denkt dat zo'n bedragen geen betere vrouwen oplevert dan depressieve wagies die elke dag in het verkeer staan dan bent gij de beta.

i saw many vaginas in a night club, they look nice like those on porn