Why hasn't Laura hooked up with Cyclops yet?

Why hasn't Laura hooked up with Cyclops yet?

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I dunno but if he does, that would certainly make for an awkward dynamic between them and Logan once he gets back.

He is waiting on the go ahead from Angel

>Logan sees Kidclops and Laura kissing
>hears Rightclops' laugh from afterlife

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Rightclops is dead? But then how can he join a side in Civil War II, so I know which one to root for?

That's why there's no winning side, they're all wrong.

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JJJEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can't tell if this is a parody edit or not.

Why are her nipples so tiny?

Wingbat paid off some writers to stop them

BEEEEENNNNNDDIIIISSSSSS!!!!

Also greg rucka made an excellent solo for tyke which made things wonky.

Sadly, it's not.
>SIGH
>BRB

Pretty sad we won't ever see Tyke's space pirate girl.

because despite the exorbitant amount of porn that exists free on the internet, bad artists will never use a reference.

Because in some sort of way, Laura and Warren are opposites in terms of personality and Marvel is trying to push this kind of opposites attract thing with them.

They won't admit that Scott and Laura have a better dynamic because they wanna eventually push Scott and Jean together again.

>Warren
>personality
Where?

Because she has taste for people who aren't self-righteous, hypocritical 'boy scouts'
>I want to save Mutants the Right way to show everyone we aren't something to be afraid of !
>Until I have just enough power to force everyone to do what I want, then using force is fine

But this is young Scott not Rightclops

Because Cyke is only into those gifted with telepathy.

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Kidclops is his own man, he's into pirate girls.
Just figured that Vileena is one haircut away from looking like Omega Men's Scrapps.

I want to see Laura submit to Tyke in bed and let him dominate her.

>he's into pirate girls.
Like father, like son.

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I would not a Laura. Too worried about moodswings.

and she was a whore at one point so, yeah no, regeneration ability or not, no thanks

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hell no

jean hasn't outed him as gay, yet

>Not banging a chick because she's a whore
If we all thought like that user, I never would've met your mother.

they keep saying he is dead but idk

even if his X-men comeback more than Jesus

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easy virgin

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Not only would she not have any STDs, she'd probably cure any yours just by fucking you.

Does she extend her claws when she is sexually aroused?

Just, seems ick. Used goods and such, plus you can't deny she's got major issues. I'm not saying I'd only go for virgins, but I just couldn't go for her. Plus she's Canad-clone of Logan. Ew.

I'm not quite sure that's how that works user.

maybe her foot ones if she has a toe curling orgasm

She is a virgin though, she has an eternal hymen like in true blood.

Only her chest claws.

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Do people like her because they're secretly gay for wolverine but don't want to admit it?

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Wolverine is a cool character.
Laura is wolverine but with tits.
Therefore, Laura is cool and hot.

Not much else besides that.

otp

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at least they didn't make her a hairy manlet.

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how have i never seen this before

MUH DICK

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Who the hell is Wingbat? All I know about him is that he asked a bunch of artists to make art of him getting it with Laura because she was his waifu or something like that

Is that a mirror, a window or a picture frame?

So who is Wingbat?

Wingbat is an OC (Original Character) which I created when I started commissioning stories that demanded more than the anonymous males or floaty dicks that are often used in art commissions. I didn’t have that one canon character that I “shipped” Laura with, so it seemed like the best solution, and it also came with the bonus of being a character I had control over and could create stories around that would never get undermined by what Marvel was doing.

He started out with just a barebones bio/profile that gave an insight into his personality and background, and then I invited the writers I commissioned to drop him into their stories and develop him further. Physically he’s described as being 5’11” with dark hair and grayish blue eyes, and while different artists have drawn him quite differently, his “look” has homogenized over time. At one point he was also given a tattoo referencing his X-Men codename “Wingbat”, which is best described as batwings with an X in the middle.

Going a bit more into detail, his real name is Christian Aangher, although friends usually just call him Chris. He’s European, the X-men being a global unit, but is fluent in English although sometimes there’s the slightest hint of an unplaceable accent. I sometimes allow commissioned artists and writers freedom to give him a mutant power that they’d like to play around with so it’s not set in stone. So far, though, he usually has the mutant ability to change his size.

Wingbat was intentionally made out to not be too powerful or influential as I don’t enjoy over-the-top “Mary Sue” characters and underdog/fish-out-of-water stories are much more interesting anyway. As a result, he usually appears as a fairly new student, rather anonymous in the grand scheme of the X-Men, to the point that you could almost imagine him being one of the low-profile students that never really get to do anything in the comics or movies.

The hymen can grow back just by not having sex for a while. It's not some magical proof of virginity.

That's not what my Imam says.

By all accounts it makes no sense that he'd be dead. Everyone else who died in Battleworld came back

She's the clone of a man, thats probably why

He would take the same side he did in the first civil war

That guy rules, he memed himself fucking his waifu so hard it's fanon now.

its an edit

>Laura is wolverine but with tits.
Oh how you misunderstand the character.

Eat a weiner, that's a simple explanation of her.

An explanation that wholly revolves around just physical powers, and is just a part of what makes her a good character.

muh jean

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Why don't they have any good smut?

This is my thinly veiled way of asking for smut.

BASED ON THAT DESCRIPTION, HE SOUNDS LIKE THE OPOSITE OF BASED

Oh god it's K-box all fucking over again. GODDAMMIT SO MUCH.

>K-box

dare I ask?

Guy that commissioned a bunch of pictures of Spider-Man with a micropenis

And having his female cast members who ever had interest in him cheating on him, with either random guys or some of his rogue gallery.

Kuck-box more like

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The going theory is he wants Peter to himself, hence the mircodick.

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She's single and ready to mingle now boys.

how does this image make you feel

>tfw SJWs turned your waifu from a stoic badass into a generic snarky girl who gets wound up about the internet

why must these people take everything from me?

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How is Strange at all qualified to say something like that?
And why is Laura so stupid now?

>why is marvel so shit now?
ftfy

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>one panel taken out from the rest of the issue
>Generic snarky girl

I don't think you've read issue 7. I hate seeing laura feel sad :(

not big on x-books but is wolvering someone that needs to be replaced in canon?
he's not like a batman figure from what I understand

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no, it's not a mantel at all, it was his personal codename, which makes it even more retarded twitter bait

okay that's what I thought
it is retarded

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