/ausnz/

I just woke up Edition.

Got some work helping someone renovate a house
I'll have a few extra bucks for Christmas.

It was raining last night, pissing it down, but now there is not a cloud in the sky.
Woke up sweating like a pig.

It was cold as fuck the other day but all we got was rain

Wanna trade places?
It'd be nice to a Christmas in the winter.
See what all the fuss is about.

>It'd be nice to a Christmas in the winter.
a 20 degree winter. It's so hot here

What the fuck?
Is that normal for the winter there?
Why even bother calling it winter at that point?
It's just a mild summer.

>Is that normal for the winter there?
it's 20 degrees one day and below freezing the next, I've learned to stop questioning it

It only really gets cold in February and that lasts for about 3 weeks

I've changed my mind, we can't trade places.
That doesn't sound enjoyable at all.

Anyway what's your plans for Christmas?
Been good this year?

>Anyway what's your plans for Christmas?
I think I'm going to spend it with my bf at his parents'. My parents are going on a trip again this year and I don't really feel like spending Christmas with the little shit eating cousins that hang around at my grandparents' house for the holidays trying to get money from them

>spend it with my bf at his parents
That sounds nice matey.
Have you met your bfs parents before?

yeah, twice. They seem nice

>tfw my parents are gonna pay me to buy and manage some cyrptocurrency for them as investment
Did somebody say buy sheet of tabs online and run away from home?

Just finished work, there was a boat in today but I was smaller so it wasn't too bad

How was everyone else's Monday?

I look down on anime posters. Disgusting...
Anyway, is your country the one with kilts?

Well I just woke up like an hour or two ago, so It hasn't been all that productive.
Do it, just for a joke though.

Let it all end

I'm hungry, I think I'll eat some food.

Sounds sensible

I'm bored today.

sup lads

Fuck it's started raining and I'm stuck outside

sup homie

>Fuck it's started raining
Where?

nvm it stopped
dunners

These threads are a national disgrace

Hi Winnie

You're a national disgrace.

/cric/ runs /ausnz/

I fucking cut a big chunk out of my big thumb
god fucking dammit

Now why on earth did you go and do that?

My hand got caught in the fucking wheel house thing when I finished watering a garden.
I'm so fucking angry right now, perfect end to my fucking day.

If this entire country burnt to the ground right now it would only make me happy.

That's not good, has the rest of your day been just as bad?

Not that bad I guess.
Had my defensive driving lecture in the morning and then went Christmas shopping before going out to lunch with my dad and uncle.

As you can tell, my mood can swing quite drastically.

>driving lecture
>having to take classes for a driver's license
state of other """countries"""

Sounds like an alright day, are you going for your restricted or full?
>Christmas shopping
Fuck I still need to do that

>having to take classes for a driver's license
I don't, this is an optional thing.

My sitting my restricted on friday, and this will mean I can sit my full once I graduate next year if I want a job.

>If this entire country burnt to the ground right now it would only make me happy.
Well if you decide to burn this country down can you give me a heads up.
I'd prefer not to burn with it.

well that's dumb

Don't worry
I'll need your help to finish the country off anyway, burning every square inch of this shithole will take a few extra hands.

I really need to get around to getting my restricted, I have a car but have no where to keep it so it stays out at my grandparents, I take it out every so often, luckily I've never been pulled over as I'm sure there's a massive fine for driving around with only a learners

wow you really are a naughty boy
How do you get to the port for work then?

It's not too much, I'd be more worried about the demerits.

>wow you really are a naughty boy
n-no...
>How do you get to the port for work then?
bus

>you can't get demerits if you don't have a licence
>points at head

That's pretty smart, although unfortunately I need a licence to but booze

Yeah you just get your car impounded instead.

>tfw no kiwi bf

Then just drive someone else's car
Give it up already

give me a kiwi bf or else...

>Then just drive someone else's car
You're evil.
That's not on.

It's nearly 3:30 pm & I haven't even had any lunch today.

if he won't fug me, he won't fug a big dumb smelly american mutt like you

Fly to NZ for NYE. The two Kiwi anons are going to hook up. They'd love to have you as the third person to join in.

wait
who is hooking up now?

he wouldn't fug u because ur an uggo lanklet

that wouldn't be too bad

Come and take one big boy
wow, be careful you don't die of malnutrition

>because ur an uggo lanklet

*takes u*
Finally, my quest for a qt kiwi bf is complete

:3

Back off!
Take some other kiwi

too late. You have to be my bf now, it's in the rules

Me and some other kiwi.

I never realized you swung that way matey...

The i'll just have to resort to more extreme measures

I'm just joking.
I actually assumed he was talking about you.
I'd never hook up with someone from the internet, you never know what sort of freaks are out there.

I mean I would like to meet my bf around NYE, but it's kind of hard.
I don't know who he's referring to.

I'M HOME

HOW WAS EVERYONE's DAY?

sad

W-why?

no aussie or kiwi bf

rekt :DDDDDDDDDD

I have no half British-half Japanese gf.

W-wanna meet up?

s-sure

have you talked with your bf yet

I'll shoot you!

I wouldn't have to keep asking if you'd just fucking do it

OwO I'll pay for the tickets desu!
Hello!

Whats the rush?
Let them take their time.

ps ur all gey

not me tho

You sound just like my mom...

where should we meet up

I-I don't know my place is pretty clean.

Are we wrong?

that seems good

I want a hug desu!

A hug?

A really close one!

well... no

like this?

YES!

I.. I think I want to hold your hand..

STOP
T
O
P

Which way desu?

Alright that's it, get a fucking room.
I won't have any fucking h*nd h*lding in my thread.

t-the top middle...

B-BUT THE LAST TIME I HELD A CUTIES HAND WAS WITH SAMANTHA IN YEAR 5 WHEN WE WERE DOING DANCE CLASSES CAUSE IT WAS MANDATORY IN SCHOOL AAAAAAH
O-ok then c-come over h-here then.

you on the right

You're on top.

...

Why do Yuri relationships look so pure?

last time I held hands was like.. almost 10 years ago

*whispers "because they're actually boys"*

maybe you should stop being such a jackass then