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throw the jew down the well
so my country can be free

*imprisons a few hundred palestinians just for fun*

you saw nothing, goy

>trains are bad everyone should just drive cars like i do

britain cries out for socialism

Stop driving cars.

for i am damned and now in hell

calm down jazza you won the election you can stop with the nats bashing now

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we need a final solution to the cager problem

Now Arriving At: Milton Keynes Intergalactic Space Station

>mfw someone drives a c*r near me

VERY mediocre bum

>latina girls

The neoliberal threat never ceases so neither can my shitposting

Business idea: Ban cars. Replace with go-karts

do you do that to your parents all the time then

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hey irish guy that was replying to this do you think this guy is trolling us or has mental disabilites?

feel like utter shit just want trams back
i say this but edmonton is building a massive new tram line so i guess my wish is coming true

the virgin driver and the chad public transport user

business idea: ban motion

*throws a banana in front of you as you drive to toil*
weehee

how i hate this world

CORALLLL NOOOO

you have posted zero arguments in favour of cars. You have lost my friend.

How do you?

Toronto tram lines are great and only getting better
loads of bike lanes too and pedestrianized neighbourhoods

cars are a leading cause of obesity

Business idea: Travel via astral plane

is this anti car user a troll?

>Tra*noids

alri Zeno

bit sad that toronto and melbourne are the only two cities outside europe to actually keep trams going

Business idea: Ban all forms of wheel transportation

anyone who drives a car should be fined and sentenced to a minimum of 3 years in prison without bail.

motorbikes/scooters and other two wheelers > runtboxes

ban the wheel in general to be honest

Got to go get ready for my girlfriend's christmas party now

ta ta poms

bail is granted prior to conviction. you're thinking of parole. spastic.

>That one Caveman who pitched pitching the wheel as square during the brainstorming session

I bet he feels really stupid now

What are you, some kind of luddite?

Using the train > Walking > Riding a bike > letting jamal creampie your gf and you pay the child support > Using a (((car)))

*Crawls towards you*

Started out being serious with his public transport shite which was wrong anyway then devolved into trolling when he realised he couldn’t win

The ointment, which is an opiate made of henbane given them by the Devil, sends them to sleep, and they dream such a dream that they think they are not dreaming at all. And since the Devil has great power to deceive, he makes them all dream the same dream. And that is why they think they are flying through the air, when they are really fast asleep. And although they never fly at all, they think, as soon as they wake, that they have all been to see the calf, and all visited the fields at Baraona. When, by God, in reality, more than two of them have been seen sleeping in their rooms with the ointment on them.

Everyone that is a Tra*noid should end it like Praljak

>girlfriend
>christmas party
fucking normies

WATCH THOSE HANDS PUNK

>Got to go get ready for my girlfriend's christmas party now

On a monday night?

yea
their a happy median between subways and buses

kek

actually, you see, when you couldn't defend your viewpoint I got bored so I resorted to exaggerating my own viewpoint at an attempt at humour. Pretty normal stuff.

N-nya, mr officer :3

>ban the wheel

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The Car is an expression of individualism.

There is no need for wheels in the 21st century. And just wait until teleportation happens, that'll change everything

choon
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even if i lived fuckin next door to a train station i'd never get on it. straight out the door, into your car with the heaters on and a fag and a cup of tea and straight to work in the minimum possible time so you can wake up much later

*teleports towards you*

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tune

ALRIGHT I'M GONNA NEED YOUR 23ANDME ALONG WITH A MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION.
AND I SWEAR TO GOD OF I FIND A FORESKIN I WILL VENTILATE YOUR ASS

The car is an expression of insecurity and a need to feel masculine and independent. "Look at me i'm a real man i have a car i'm a success!" Just pointless materialism and compensation

Teleportation is a meme why would you teleport when you can cycle 3 miles in the ice and snow then switch two buses and get a train to work in only 2 hours

the motorbike is a symbol of radical egotism

if teleportation happens i'm going to teleport into each and every single one of your bedrooms and start a fight

rorke is neocon

I agree. The average car driver is independent and masculine while tra*noids are sheep.

not really the same thing my poor potato friend

*teleports behind you*

i wish they'd invent teleportation i'd teleport to a freezing bus stop at 8am having missed the last bus by 2 minutes and having to stand there for ages next to ethnics and old people

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Same thing as what?

why do you think this guy is a hero again?

Nah. The chad is a train user. He's usually over 6ft, doesn't mind waiting for the train because he's a master of patience and not an angry manlet who demands constant gratification. He's a laid back kind of bro, willing to wait a couple stops and doesn't mind the bus stopping 5 places before the destination.

the enlightened man promotes public transit then drives his car wherever because all the runts are off the road now

your argument last thread

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YEEHAW CARS
AUTONOMY
WHOOOOOOOO

imagine falling for the car meme

>pay taxes for public transport
>doesn't use it

C U C K

The one where I said public transport isn’t nearly as good as you think?

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Business idea: Start up a teleportation company called "Nothing Personal"

Why do rorkes love japs and jews so much?

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No the one where you backtracked hard and managed to trail off and let your montenegro friend post a better argument about his country being poor.

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hello nigger

>this is his image of a chad
A chad would never tolerate having to stand at a bus stop like a sheep and have to do constant stops for others. He would just get in a car and go wherever he wants to go.

chad rides the canals in his narrowboat

my main problem with buses and trains are ethnic minorities. i mean i hate blacks and muslims but i could sit next to a muslim and it not bother me. black people make me super uncomfortable.

they're just loud and smelly and have zero concept of personal space

i'd say old people are the worst
I remember in school before I bought a car when some crusty old woman would spend an hour arguing with the driver over something stupid

It's not just my country. There are probably isolated places in idk the Scottish highlands where people find it much easier to just have a car. Just because you and a lot of other people have it easy does not mean that everyone does.

this is why cars are the virgin option

t. Carcuck

The chad is a man of well rounded character, a good sense of community and selflessness. So he'd never be a wheelrunt, because drivers are the opposite to that

Old people are cunts, it's not my fault your body's falling apart and your children never visit

White people makes blacks uncomfortable too. I was lab partners with a kenyan woman for physics 101 and she couldn't handle being paired with a quiet white guy who wouldn't even try to keep up with her constant babble

yeah but minorities should be genocided

>What do mean I make you uncomfortable user? Dont you love me?

told the lad next to me at the carnival that not ALL muslims behead people when he took up the incident in france

absolutely FUMING that the girl next to us didn't give me sex for my grapple

Obviously there are exceptions to the rule but the rule is there. The UK train network and subsequent bus services can be me virtually anywhere in the country. Rendering cars redundant as they are more expensive and generally bad for the environment.