If your country is colored, then it is a shithole

If your country is colored, then it is a shithole

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i agree

Australia should be coloured

>america
>white
That is wrong in more than one way

>socialistugal

>greentugal

>Greece
>not a shithole

Our country has been socialist since the war but we're not a shithole ;)

impending Venezuela

Feels good not being a shithole desu

True desu

wew

Post more pics nigger

Who's /comfy/ here ?

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CentrAnon ?

I'm curious what the different colours mean.

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We were socialist for a period until Gernans and w*ites brought terror and murder with them to kill innocent commies.

And do I have to guess the durations?

>As of 2015, according to the Human Development Index (HDI), the country had the lowest level of human development, ranking 188th out of 188 countries

how are you alive

user is probably in America or some other modern country. Rare flags are proxies, as a general rule. The flag autism general on Sup Forums are obsessed with flags and the last time I was lurking one of their threads, someone managed to post from half a dozen really rare countries before switching back to the UK or something.

>I can't read filenames
Swedish education strikes again

Not a proxy desu

You could've taken a landscape photo and included more instead of portrait like a nigger

Fuck you Mohamed I do what I want

Comfy

is it still dangerous with all the militias about or are you in some super rich place where you dont have to worry about anti balaka/seleka kicking your door down

>implying im not the one doing the door-kicking

Though to be honest, the capital is relatively safe, but 200km away it's still anarchy.
Not so much in a civil war sense as in a sense of those armed groups realizing having an AK turns you into a god to whom tribute is owed.

You seem to know the ways of Sup Forums quite well. How come I have never seen you before?
Also, ignore those bastards who feel the need to insult you.

The answer is pretty simple. I arrived here a few months ago.

Hello ma nigga Joseph Kony, Bin Laden here.
How well trained are the children?

Where are you from and why are you there?

I'm French, and there are enough clues in the photos that you can derive a general idea.

Remaining vague on purpose here.

Hey bro', how are the virgins ?

Kids are doing pretty well here. Those are the Christmas gifts !

UN peace cops? (AKA blue head)

I know some Brazilians in Haiti and CA too.

Eh, close enough.
I heard Brazil is going to send people here in a few months, so far I havent seen them.
UN troops are so shit, Brazilians would be a step up from the Rwandan/Egyptian/Nepalese/Bengladi shitshow.
Apart from the Portuguese, they're all in it for the UN gibs.

>they're all in it for the UN gibs.
Yep. Thats is correct.

The people who served in Haiti for a few years, could go back home and brought a home without debts. Totally worth for them.

Pls be a warlord or a mercenary
Also greentext some story

>I'm French
>Fuck you Mohamed
Fucking aye mate.

Don't you have petrol to sniff, Wolongobo ?

>merchant caught selling human flesh on his meatstand
>his excuse was that when he killed the guy, it was an animal and it metamorphosed back into a human on his stand

Belief in magic is big around here

Lol, how's life there?
I mean what people do to live?

Hoho. I read some weird shit from Africa.
My favorite was the diesel fountain...
news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/Zim-diesel-conjurer-gets-3-years-20100930

Pick manioc'n shit, mostly it's self subsistance agriculture and menial jobs in the city

There are more French Mohamed's then there are aboriginals in Australia.
More French should spend time in the nations their country colonised and ruined. Hopefully spending time LARPing in the bush for a while will teach you a little bit about humility.

If you are French and assuming you are white, you are not a UN blue helmet soldier, and most definitely not a warlord or a mercenary... what are you doing there? Are you some kind of diplomatic servant?? Pls give some more details.

So it's still too underdeveloped
Wew it must be hell living there

>colonised and ruined
CAR did a pretty good job of ruining itself. They were at their best during the colonisation era and in the decade that immediately followed.

But I digress. Fuck off Liu.
Reminds me that they lace diesel fuel with water here.

Sooner or later you break down and the engine is drowned in water.

>Germanon finds out about the ever-presence of the French military in every corner of Africa

>Reminds me that they lace diesel fuel with water here.
Let the gallons of diesel quiet for a day. The water don't mix with he diesel and you can extract it using a simple decantation.
t. third worlder. they do this too in shady gas stations.

Yes, but mostly military peace keeping (aka protecting key resources) and foreign legion doing the cannon folder job.

how do you survive there user? with the food, hygiene, chapeau quand même

Foreign legion being cannon fodder has been a meme since the end of conscription, because they were among the few professionnal troops that could be sent abroad.

But it's true? they realy do the dirt job, or it's just something that happen every 5 years?

The last time i read something about foreign legion in Africa, it was 5 years ago in Chad.

>Foreign legion being cannon fodder has been a meme since the end of conscription
Are you foreign legion yourself perchance? Hi Mohammed :^)

wow, rare

We have more troops in Africa than there are legionnaires. They get rotated same as the rest. And since no SF unit in the legion, no more dirty work than the rest.

>Turkey not coloured
T-thanks senpai

No, hi Mehmet !

Ultra rare

Anything interesting happening in Africa?

None of my favorite news websites cover Africa (last interesting event covered by media was the coup in Zimbabwe).

>implying France is not a socialist shithole

Well, at least you guys have ENS.

have you met any africans who you respected? or are all of them super third world tribal mindset?

Yes, and mainly they were educated and trained in France.
There are a bunch of genuinely good guys, but they are drowned out by the rest.

And the ones that tend to emigrate are usually part of the latter.

Tourista, such is life in a shithole: you become one.

>Yes, and mainly they were educated and trained in France.
are they part of your squad or whatever?

can you post pics of the capital?

What exactly is your job there?

But my country is colored white.
What are you >implying Japan

I remember an user on /his/ telling the story of the uprising against the napoleon roleplayer bokassa and the shitstorm that followed after, it was pretty fucking interesting, you never hear any news about central africa at all here so my knowledge about the place is pretty much non existant. Tell me more

I don't know what's more laughable, his whole imperial shtick or the fact that he was the most competent ruler this country has known since independance.
You compare photos of Bangui from his time to nowadays, it's like a shitnuke assploded all over the place.

t. mt druitt