This thing of ourrss

ohh, my muddah, my muddah she used to make ah the best gravy. and she was a true italian, from sicily! she make ah the sooouce with the chicken bones and the rat skull and the meatah bulssssss. agabagooooooo, ah gooooosche rest in peace mudda

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Hello muddah
Hello faddah
Here i am at camp grenada

OH what am I? An ayyshole?

Thank god my italian ancestors were from the north and not subhuman terrone sandniggers from the caliphate of al-sicilia

*laboured breathing*
vafancullo what did you say you rat bahstad?

You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

Yous knows every morning I listen to tha song "Woke up this morning" by A3 on that Joisey turnpike to get tha real 100% eyetalian experience before stopping off at a Satriale's for gabagool like mudda use to make

How many cannolis have you had today, paisan?

Ahhhh fugghedaboutit

YOUS PEOPLES ARE SICK! REAL BLACK MAGIC SHIT

EYY IS DAT SUM

*DEEP BREATH*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?

GET OVAH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH

THIS THING OF OURS, THIS SACRED THING. MAY YOUS SOULS BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY IF YOU EVER RAT ON YA FAMILY. CAAPISH?

> god i wish that were me

BADDA BING

FUCKIN QUEERS

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Does this amuse you?

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ahah

wow queen

>see american
>they're born in america
>their parents and grandparents were born in america

"I'M ITAAAALIAN"

Fucking why? They do it with "I'M IRISH" too. Like fuck off cunt, you're 8th generation Bostonian.

a fucking leaf
did you forgot to take you syrup today?

Cause america has no identy mate and they dreams to be the superior yurop races.

WATCH IT YA FUCKIN FANOOK. I made my bones. Me and vinnie is gonna take care of you real good.

>vinnie
bring mickey mouse too

On my muddas honah. You shut your rat bahstad face up or i'll shut it for ya.

>dat canadian comedy
I'm sure you are a lot of fun at parties. Canadian parties.

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What do you mean I'm funny?

EEEEeeEEeeEEEY I WALKIN' 'EREEEE!!!

ayo vinnie

>tfw my Dad is iranian and uses hand gestures a lot and now I unironically use this hand gesture when I talk.

Is it bad? I can't help myself when I do it.

what's gravy?

CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

ayo you're not a real eyetalian if ya mudda never made macaroni and gravy

Did the Romans also speak like that?

>Eyy I'm sieging here! I'm sieging here!

Gravy gravy!
You know, tomato sauce!

Italian-americans were a mistake

EYY I'm Titus from the Aventine say hello to ya mutha for me alright

You're just ignorant and angry that they are just as Italian as you, if not more so

eyyy im walkin ere

so I says to Larry, you know what I says to that big lout, I says to em like this, FEGETABATIT
And I went down to filth street and pick'd up a cheesebouga

kek

Italian-Americans are like a separate race all of their own.
I noticed in Kitchen Nightmares that the entitled, lazy and incompetent fatasses tended to be Italian-American and would frequently say how their gabagoo is the best in the city.
Ramsay usually found it greasy, bland and boring.

>muddah dah!
>muddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddahmuddah

I like them, they are funny as hell.

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>I like them, they are funny as hell.

Why do Italian Americans look like greasy brown spics

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it's from Greeks hellenzing your ancestors during Alexander's time.

Most of them were from the most rural places of Southern Italy

>judging millions of people based on a reality tv show
ok.

that house is nicer than 99% of huezillians can afford.
t.Macaco

who pissed on your cheerios today pal?

Ayo JOEY my 100% eyetalian friend

Is gravy English for ragù?

Can't bother to check

It's Italian-American slang for tomato sauce

>Italian
>gravy

Gravy is an Anglo cuisine thing, fyi.

It's slang, not actual gravy.

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Our diaspora was a mistake

A big one