/Southern Europe/

Because the beauty of the Southern European woman must not perish from the earth.

please post about Med qts and superior olive oil cooking

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m.scmp.com/lifestyle/article/2094964/findom-fetish-asia-pay-pigs-money-slaves-and-why-men-dont-want-sex-women
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How do I get gf if I actually don't want one, but appreciate the social validation inherent to getting gf?

>social validation of getting a gf
literally no such thing, no one gives a shit you have a girlfriend Carlos

I am a big occitaniboo help

I would give all for an italian gf

>tfw dad was the chaddest of chads
>tfw you end up the awkward kid who either kept to himself in the back of the classroom or just acted like an autist and nobody except a few people really cared

I heard she is half g*Rmoid, delet

this
I know how you feel

It's gotten to the point that one of the reasons I don't want children is cause I don't want them to have to grow up knowing that their grandfather was the most exciting and chaddy person around and their father was, well, me.
I don't think having them tell me they wished their grandad was their actual dad would be a nice experience.

Come home,frank. The teaching of the South will save you

good post

>half g*Rmoid
a fate worse than death 2bh

>tfw dad is also a total autist it's a miracle he ever managed to get married in the first place
>tfw not that disappointing in comparison

It's unfair here in Southern Europe.

Nordics and Central Europeans can pass as natives here if they adopt the language, the style and the customs. They are the only ones who can seem to do so. Not even Slavs can do it, they get spotted.

Germanic migrations ruined us, didn't they.

*assumes position to cheat on her betabuxx Northern Euro boyfriend with Portuguese bull*

Portugal is Slavic though

Shhh. Don't tell them, it's a secret.

Love me, please. It's not my fault ._.

Apparently the betabux fetish is becoming a big thing.

pls gib italian gf

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explain

why is she so perfect

Hello lads.

Just updating the story I told a some days ago.

I met the French girl from Erasmus and I have some bruises and a shiton of scratches and that's it. I'm alive.

Do meds actually consider Latin Americans meds too?

Why did you fight with her ? That's not very nice

Those who look like us yes (some Argies, Brazillians, Uruguayans, Colombians etc).

Others is hard.

She hit me during sex.

As I told before, she's a 188cm volleyball player and I'm just 184cm. She bullies me for my size all the time ._.

does she have a dick?

All southern Europe allowed, except cacalans:

t.me/joinchat/DNcYfElFyR1WCgyeEdW8Ow

Can you guys post some of your favorite landscapes from the south? I've seen plenty from northern Europe, but not as many from the south.

>reverse google image
>It says he's a trap
It's true?

>Rough sex with a giant
You are a man of taste
Google searches are influenced by your historic

> That isn't hot as fuck
> Most of us wouldn't kill you to be in that position with a French QT.
> tfw no tall volleyball playing gf to whisper sweet nothings into my ear I'm French while she scratches my back

I am currently on incognito mode and in any case I always have a clean Brwoser History

Congratulations on picking an half German chick to show off the beauty of the Southern European woman

I'll put crème fraiche in my carbonara and there's NOTHING you guys can do to stop me

do you like big girls?

All in all she's cute

>tfw grandfather was the chaddest of chads
>tfw you dad ended up being a fedora tipping betalord that married by pure chance and you are beyond omega

>huge tall freak
>still wearing high heels

Bitch should kys.

no because i'm 1.74

Kelly is not a trap but she does have a dick

That's a half German mongrel, this is a true South European

Nah, she's a girl
Now I go to fap

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China: m.scmp.com/lifestyle/article/2094964/findom-fetish-asia-pay-pigs-money-slaves-and-why-men-dont-want-sex-women
Canada: rollingstone.com/culture/features/meet-the-woman-teaching-financial-domination-to-the-masses-w492959

big girls feel insecure about their femininity
they need heels to feel extra girly you rude kike

F

Trust me I know her.
She also shoots up heroin

press F to pay respects

the med woman LOVES the nordic man

youtube.com/watch?v=kQPZaexh4pI

how can we medlets even recover?

Subtle attempt to sneak into the cool boys club aka /med/ by Portugal

fug the idea of just mounting her and pumping away into that giant. She could probably take it all too wish would be refreshing

Imagine being the fella that got to spray her with the fake sweat

Aren't they basically honorary meds?

>tfw no pure gennargentu gf

Angl*ids and the Yellow Peril not welcome

Alredy fapped now I don't care
Thx anyway

*whips out resolza*

That guy's Slovenian

Wrong, he is Nieddu Sarosas, famous Sardinian tribal chief of Barbagia

He's a Phoenician merchant from Casteddu

Brits want her to cuck them.
independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/porn-cuckold-giantess-popularity-uk-surges-study-pornhub-a7511866.html

ain't that nigga mick/kraut?

>that headline
Modern Journalism is a joke
But Portugal is nice

looks like a boy(male)

It all begun because I told her I would hurt her joking (I was drunk and trading lewd texts). She said she would teach me how to hurt and called me a little man.

She kinda bullies me ,yesterday I was having breakfast at the student apartments and she punched me in the arm and I almost choked on my cereal.

What a fucking pathetic sissy soyboy nu-male manlet skinny faggot ass bitch!

You're absolutely adorable user. Godspeed with your qt slenderman femdom gf

that's really cute user

lmao, I bet you get all hot and bothered when a girl bullies you

she's an edgy LARPer, doesn't go further than copying the trainspotting aesthetic

Weird. When North Americans muh heritage the other euros get pissed but you actually like it when Latin American drug lords LARP as meds.

ahahahhahaha

Fuck off Chang

This

m8, the majority, of latins americans are mixed (european-amerindian-afric) not all of them of course, but the vast majority of them. So, they are not like us, obviously.

It all makes sense. Mafia goombas love their Cartel offspring an ocean away. There really is no difference.

MY MED BROTHERS

The Portuguese tried their shit in Japan and got btfo. The med fears the Asian.

>meanwhile in front of Portuanon's room

No Chang, we aren't gonna let your stinky Triad in the coke trade, now scram before I send you to keep company to the fishies

Reminder that Italy only learned about noodles from Asian and they stole it and called it their cuisine.

WUZ UP MAH NIGGAZ WUT THE FUCK IS UP HOMIEZZ

>perfect body
>perfect

Actually, we took them from the Arabs

How did you know her?

Spoki noki.

T.Chang

Do you like chess?

Do you like my country?

Wrong pasta was brought to Italy from China by Marco Polo

Thing is I'm kinda buff myself since I too play Volleyball (that's how we met in Erasmus, somebody told she played at a party and I started talking). I'm not used to being bullied and I can't really fight back because she's QT but at the same time violent. I wish I could keep her , but in February she goes back to her little village in Brittany. I really like her, even with her punches and full nelsons jokingly.

Kneel before your Khan, L*tinOID

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Wrong, the first attested pasta workshop was set around 800 in Sicily, and the first use of the term "maccheroni" is in a Genoese testament from the XI century

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