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Me in the front

Me in the back

me in between

I literally made this image like 2 years ago and it still gets used on Sup Forums and twitter

Its like my one minor accomplishment in an otherwise shitty life

wh*Te people

kek

Sup Forums will never forget your deeds, good sir.

fixing sausages and mash...

Why do british people have bad teeth?

Pathetic.

cold out

love sue but completely unironically not even bothered about sex just want to get married

feel sorry for men with cuck fetish, memed to death

FUCK BRITISH PEOPLE
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL, YOU SHOULD ALL DIE

I WANT TO SEE YOU ALL BLEEDING AND DEAD WHEN WE BOMB YOU STUPID INBRED TOOTHLESS FUCKS
FUCK BRITAIN, THE LAND OF FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKS

'ost 'ucking 'achines

Why did op let another man fuck his girl?

>tfw had cuck fetish before I even knew it's a real thing, got off to notion of having a gf who cheats on me
How fucked up I am?

haha wow
that's so cool

any racists in?

aye

>hunter/gatherers
>can't cook (no fire)
grim

>On 29 March 1970, a research party of Indian anthropologists, which included Pandit, found themselves cornered on the reef flats between North Sentinel and Constance Island. An eyewitness recorded the following from his vantage point on a boat lying off the beach:

"Quite a few discarded their weapons and gestured to us to throw the fish. The women came out of the shade to watch our antics. ... A few men came and picked up the fish. They appeared to be gratified, but there did not seem to be much softening to their hostile attitude. ... They all began shouting some incomprehensible words. We shouted back and gestured to indicate that we wanted to be friends. The tension did not ease. At this moment, a strange thing happened—a woman paired off with a warrior and sat on the sand in a passionate embrace. This act was being repeated by other women, each claiming a warrior for herself, a sort of community mating, as it were. Thus did the militant group diminish. This continued for quite some time and when the tempo of this frenzied dance of desire abated, the couples retired into the shade of the jungle. However, some warriors were still on guard. We got close to the shore and threw some more fish which were immediately retrieved by a few youngsters. It was well past noon and we headed back to the ship. ...[14]"

I just want a loving girlfriend and I'm a straight male

In 2006, Sentinelese archers killed two fishermen who were fishing illegally for mud crabs within range of the island. Their boat's improvised anchor failed to prevent it from being carried away by currents while they were asleep. The boat drifted into the shallows of the island, where they were killed. An Indian Coast Guard helicopter that was sent to retrieve the bodies was driven off by Sentinelese warriors, who fired a volley of arrows.[20][21]

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sicko poles leave this thread

why rude though

Christ I'd love to singlehandedly HEEM their entire society with one gun and crown myself their king

I don't get enough sleep. Feel like shit lads.

you need cocks

pretty sure he already has one, or half of one anyway

he needs more....lots and lots of cocks...

Already broke my diet

says who

quick rundown on the stool situation

still small amounts of bright red blood with every bowel movement. not much, it doesnt drip out my arse or anything, just if i poo into a piece of toilet paper there's bits of blood on it.

should i go to doctor?

Smoked weed all day for 3 days straight

yes you runt

no, only go if it is dark red like black or blue

same thing with me lad, it's hemorrhoids

are you actually retarded

Feel like pure shit just want him back

almost failed no fap december then

What kind of weed, lad? Indoor? How much are you paying for a good gram
of indoor by you?

it's a little thing called "dignity" lads, if i dont have to have my doctor poking around in my arsehole i'd rather avoid it

that's what i was suspecting

trying to find this origin of this meme and the best I've got is Austin Powers and that one scene in the Simpsons

bollocks almost burst when i saw cuck porn

love brown qts

if it's bright red you're probably safe

likely internal piles or a small tear. doctor can give you some cream for it if you're worried

>shitting out blue blood

this would be trippy

love music
and pizza
and my dog
and my family
and my wife's son

(8) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE (8)

what dog you got lad?

*tokes*

she looks fucked

you had me at pizza

silly little boy

post them

torrents of dark red blood gushing out my arsehole every time i slightly relax my sphincter muscles lads. if it doesnt clear up by christmas i might plan a visit to my GP

Shih Tzu

Cute girl in work emailed me today

Me holding her hand

Gaaaaayy

constantly gushing out blood from my ass, it won't stop

don't plan on seeing a doc

>my wife's son isn't part off my family

We in magical part of /brit/ now ;)

just took a poo and looked into the toilet and it was actually a piec fof my fbrain aaaaahah should i see doc :D
? POOEY POO!

i got turned on by someone else shagging my girlfriend
does this mean i'm a soyboy?

such is bent life

>dont plant on seeing a doc
ay we arent all billionaires after all

errrr her tits got hair on it

stop posting nipples

Desu if she shags other men but still wants to be with you, you're the alpha at the end of the day

entire colon is currently dangling frommy anus haha
will probs just slap a bandaid on or something

>the hair

vilestein got angry at me this morning for being late due to gridlocked roads. i can't fucking control the weather

this girl looks like she spends all her time on urban co-op farms and doesn't shave her pits

fucking gross

what’s the point in wanking lads doesn’t even bring any form of comfort or pleasure to me anymore

...

what was your favourite emo song of the noughties?

my ass just fell off

put some neosporin on it and i think i'll be alright

sometimes reckon if I got ball cancer I would just not get it seen to and let it kill me

not in a bollockposting way but in an ol’ ‘cide way

you’ve abused it

Nothing wrong with hairy armpits, lad.

find the idea of cheating really hot but actually allowing your gf to fuck someone is just so weird to me

dying of cancer is pretty unpleasant

...

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reminder to order a fresh dirty diaper

my girlfriend's going to smash my bollocks with a gavel on wednesday (she's a judge)

Seven Years by Saosin
I still listen to it a lot

I still can't believe that it's been well over a year since Trump won the election and the media have been trying to assassinate him every single fucking day for the last year. It's astounding.

HER SMILE AND HER LAUGHTER

that's a pullup

imagine if Piers Morgan became PM

cretinous soyboy there is everything wrong with stinky and hairy female pits, if women smell bad and are hairy, then whats the point?

That lighthouse song, I can't remember. Also Damn Sure by Taking Back Sunday is a classic

damn lads
ate some jalapeno pizza for lunch and have really really bad diarrhea now
i guess the white people cant handle spices meme is true

i-i like pineapple tho

drumpf!!!!

Stopped doing it as often only really do it every week but even that’s lost it’s spark really just want a gf

bollocks are just ITCHING to be blowtorched