If western countries are so advanced, why haven't they even mastered the art of shitting?
If western countries are so advanced, why haven't they even mastered the art of shitting?
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who cares I take powershits
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Because western countries move farther and farther away from nature and our origins as a species through technology
am i the only one who shits out of the mouth? i thought everyone did
Yes, we call that the Danish language.
Monetize that brother, that's projectile tier
Pro tip: you can just lean forward or pull up your legs
What is he thinking about?
rude
rekt
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kek
thats actually very harmful
taking a shit should be as a whole ritual
Rare American banter gem
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It sounds good until you get into the habbit and shit yourself skiing
include me in the screencap
and they say american banter is bad
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my shits are express, i don't spend more than 6 secs shitting
include me please
>American humor
German humour
IT IS bad, but there are extremely rare cases.
Enjoy this one while you can.
nice
This is actually bretty good.
>american comes in and hijacks our poop threat
jaja
>poop threat
What in the hell are you planning to militarize anuses
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Ayy lmao/10
dayum dude
I'll let this bant pass, american.
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see ya on r/Sup Forums also 100+ replies
>this thread
>literal shitposting
the best way is just have a low toilet or that thing for legs, don't know what's it called. squatting is also not fun, especially if you are fat
it doesn't help, you need your legs to have pressure on something
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Put me in the screenshot
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>90% of the replies are new world or third world
poo poo pee pee haha
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bună treabă
Time zones silly, where is it and where is not night time?
underated post
Not bad
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>Germans worrying about maximum shitting efficiency
Fuck off.
You redeemed your country from the Portugal phone bantz
It's so beautiful...
Good job, friend.
needs more yous
This.
What are you doing in a western country?
gringos banter can be awful or great tbqh
It's not funny why are you all replying to it liek it is?
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>literally 1 minute difference
>samefagging this hard
Do Americans really have to buy banter?
One of the rare cases of successful american banter.
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oohhohoho OH NO NO NO.... EAUHHHHH
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>German flag
Why am I not surprised?
SCREENCAP SCREENCAP INCLUDE ME SCREENCAP INCLUDE ME
i squat on the seat
Not funny at all but Americans get so much flak that I'll post a reply too
Altho I presume Scandis will like that considering they're the only region that remembers Denmark is a thing
I use a small stool at my feet while on the toilet
because danes are famous for their weird language, nobody knows what they are blabbering, maybe it's a bit german, maybe it's swedish or dutch, some people say it sounds like puking, and amerisharts compare with poop as it seems
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You might want to see this.
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