...
*Blocks your coffe*
*plane flies by*
BEAN?
=]======>
sword that cuts the joke in half
Uh, you don't get to bring a three-quarter soy latte
One big coffee please
He didn't chai so good
The mazagran man.
For you.
>If I burn your coffee will you die?
If i drank all that would i die
>It would be extremely bitter.
GRINDING THIS BLEND
>One day I'll be the one to crash a plane, that will show him!
woah
It would be extremely caffeinated.
you're a jittery guy
>You're a big guy
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would drink an ultra-caffinated drink that tastes like real dirt before getting on his laptop and writing stories.
F-f-f-f-for you
Nothing! I brewed him nothing!
It's not my latte.
Don't worry, you get a discount of you buy another.
And why would I want to buy another?
It doesn't matter what you order, what matters are our prices
crashing this creme
Was getting a venti part of your plan?
The beverage order I gave to your employee listed a large black, two teas, a cappuchino, but only one espresso!
Does he work for the Barista Man?
No sugar for them.
[inability to convincingly do a Baltimore accent intensifies]
Bean?
*instant flashback*
It would be extremely painful for your bowels
kek
*drinks your coffee*
MMMH
WUAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS ISN'T OVER BAAAANE YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
the moccacino man...
>this thread
Wait, what?! I though those shitty coffee points on wheels were only a thing in a poor shithole like mine
Get them on mug, I'll froth it in.
What's going on here ?
do you feel in charge? come on, do it!
at least you can talk, who are you? can you- can you not talk to me?
topkek
"Our office break room's list of coffee drinkers lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!"
/dead meme/ general?
"FIRST ONE TO BRING US A NEW BAG, GETS TO STAY ON THE LIST!"
look at the size of that hothead!
Is he aware of the memes?
Like, does he have any idea he's essentially one of the principle deities of Sup Forums memetic paganism?
he has to be, last I checked it's mentioned on his wikipedia page
my sides
that's a smooth blend
Holy fuck, you're not joking
>Gillen's character subsequently became the subject of an Internet meme popular among Sup Forums users known as "Baneposting", which references the dialogue between Wilson and Tom Hardy's character Bane in the film's opening plane scene.
>it's a Kek manifests a CIA tulpa to stop the coup in Turkey episode
*sips scorching hot coffee*
holy fuck is that real
LOOKS LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
It's true. All of it.
This has been the best Bane thread in awhile
FOR YOU
DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING COFFEE YOU CUNT, I'M THE ONE WHO BUYS IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would buy a coffee, then expect to drink it?
Does Aidan know he is a phenomenon on Sup Forums?
see
checked
I DIDN'T GO TO STARBUCKS I WENT TO COFFEE
>mrw
>I didn't train at the CIA, I am CIA
Goosefaaaaaaaat!
underrated
Dr. Pavel, you're CIA.
bane threads warm my heart to no end
>they link two references for this sentence
>one is a buzzfeed article called "Trump Supporters And Neo-Nazis Are Using Secret Chatrooms To Harass Shia LaBeouf"
>the other is an article from some place called THE DAILY EDGE and is titled "Aidan Gillen has accidentally become part of a bizarre 'alt-right meme' "
baneposting has nothing to do with 'the alt right', how could they possibly mix this up?
>so the thing about Bane...
you aren't allowed to bring two scoops