*Blocks your coffe*

...

*plane flies by*

BEAN?

=]======>

sword that cuts the joke in half

Uh, you don't get to bring a three-quarter soy latte

One big coffee please

He didn't chai so good

The mazagran man.

For you.

>If I burn your coffee will you die?

If i drank all that would i die

>It would be extremely bitter.

GRINDING THIS BLEND

>One day I'll be the one to crash a plane, that will show him!

woah

It would be extremely caffeinated.

you're a jittery guy

>You're a big guy

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would drink an ultra-caffinated drink that tastes like real dirt before getting on his laptop and writing stories.

F-f-f-f-for you

Nothing! I brewed him nothing!

It's not my latte.

Don't worry, you get a discount of you buy another.

And why would I want to buy another?

It doesn't matter what you order, what matters are our prices

crashing this creme

Was getting a venti part of your plan?

The beverage order I gave to your employee listed a large black, two teas, a cappuchino, but only one espresso!

Does he work for the Barista Man?

No sugar for them.

[inability to convincingly do a Baltimore accent intensifies]

Bean?

*instant flashback*

It would be extremely painful for your bowels

kek

*drinks your coffee*

MMMH

WUAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS ISN'T OVER BAAAANE YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

the moccacino man...

>this thread

Wait, what?! I though those shitty coffee points on wheels were only a thing in a poor shithole like mine

Get them on mug, I'll froth it in.

What's going on here ?

do you feel in charge? come on, do it!

at least you can talk, who are you? can you- can you not talk to me?

topkek

"Our office break room's list of coffee drinkers lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!"

/dead meme/ general?

"FIRST ONE TO BRING US A NEW BAG, GETS TO STAY ON THE LIST!"

look at the size of that hothead!

Is he aware of the memes?

Like, does he have any idea he's essentially one of the principle deities of Sup Forums memetic paganism?

he has to be, last I checked it's mentioned on his wikipedia page

my sides

that's a smooth blend

Holy fuck, you're not joking
>Gillen's character subsequently became the subject of an Internet meme popular among Sup Forums users known as "Baneposting", which references the dialogue between Wilson and Tom Hardy's character Bane in the film's opening plane scene.

>it's a Kek manifests a CIA tulpa to stop the coup in Turkey episode

*sips scorching hot coffee*

holy fuck is that real

LOOKS LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

It's true. All of it.

This has been the best Bane thread in awhile

FOR YOU

DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING COFFEE YOU CUNT, I'M THE ONE WHO BUYS IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would buy a coffee, then expect to drink it?

Does Aidan know he is a phenomenon on Sup Forums?

see

checked

I DIDN'T GO TO STARBUCKS I WENT TO COFFEE

>mrw

>I didn't train at the CIA, I am CIA

Goosefaaaaaaaat!
underrated

Dr. Pavel, you're CIA.

bane threads warm my heart to no end

>they link two references for this sentence

>one is a buzzfeed article called "Trump Supporters And Neo-Nazis Are Using Secret Chatrooms To Harass Shia LaBeouf"

>the other is an article from some place called THE DAILY EDGE and is titled "Aidan Gillen has accidentally become part of a bizarre 'alt-right meme' "

baneposting has nothing to do with 'the alt right', how could they possibly mix this up?

>so the thing about Bane...

you aren't allowed to bring two scoops