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ugly Mary Sue bitch

Why would you hold a lightsaber like that? One slip and your finger is coming right off.

very true user, very true

i think liebowitz only pretends to be a star wars fan

Why'd they get a predestined porn star quality face actress to be a big budget movie lead? The only blue thing she should be wielding should be in her cooch and another in her mouth

Why does she still have Anakin's lightsaber? This is actually pissing me off.

Star Wars belongs to white women now deal with it nerds

How do you get your hair to stick to your head like this? It's really really close to the skull, I like it and want to know how

fully erect

what purpose do the arm warmers serve?

Hairspray and holding the knot with one hand and push down from front to back then switch hands, back and forth.

thanks senpai

nice boobs

Um didn't you hear? It's not Anakin's lightsaber anymore. Disney Marketing Jews officially declared it yesterday as Rey's lightsaber.

They're going to do everything they can to turn SW into a franchise for little girls.

Marketable iconography

I want to lick her teeth while shes in full costume. And then slowly put my hand down her shirt and grope her breasts

Are you fucking kidding me?

she looks like winston churchill here

She looks pudgier in the face since last time

The bad posture and lack of bra isn't helping either

The keyword here is marketing.
No kid is going to walk into Kmart after watching tlj to buy "Anakin's lightsaber".

Luke didn't do HIIT with a lightsaber out.

He just did some flips and shit with Yoda.

What is it with lucasfilms and special effects in every shot?

I'm not user. This is partly why I'm letting go of the most beloved franchise of my childhood. It's not for us anymore.

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>Either way, the blade is no longer considered Anakin’s lightsaber by the Lucasfilm marketing department. It has now been officially dubbed ‘Rey’s’.

Okay. But, she can't make her own lightsaber? She can do everything else.

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Nice traps bro

What's this stance called?

I'm still pissed she isn't using a double-bladed lightsaber

omg they are like double warmers that extend down over the hands too.

can these be bought in stores? my niece who pretends to like star wars would love them

Fuck Star Wars.

She will

Like they're going to show that shit off in the promo crap

Remember how ALL the TFA preview stuff had Finn with the lightsaber?
You wouldn't even think that Rey would touch the thing, let alone be the main guy with it

pissed she isnt duel wielding like game of thrones

That was h*lla f'n epic when that happened

Outta my way Ren fucking shits

The Girl Power! Stance

I wanna cup those titties in my hands

>my niece who pretends to like star wars would love them
fuck man, people can genuinely enjoy things you know

that's a really shitty pose for the still

Why is she manspreading?

Interalized patriarchy causing her to unintentionally mimic what she thinks is proper (read: non-feminized) behaviour

Cute

I, for one, am very excited for the Kylo x Snoke sex scene in ep 8

shit

Is she throwing a javelin?

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So long as she keeps her lips over those chompers, she's quite cute

>Rey sitting with Chewbacca where Han should be

No no no fuck this

shop it so she actually looks good.

I'm pretty sure all jedi must build their own lightsabers. Why does this cunt get a pass. FUCK I MAD!

>hella f'n epic

I hope you're not posting that unironically

>I'm pretty sure all jedi must build their own lightsabers. Why does this dipshit get a pass. FUCK I MAD!

She doesn't even look like she's in that island, how can you fuck up green screen in 2017?

Relax its just a photoshoot, you autist. These aren't stills from the movie.

Great photo. Great character. Obviously going to be revealed to be a Skywalker.

because is not real

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>Lol, only 9mm

On what? Rey holding a light saber? There's nothing to discuss.

Well, he did build his own lightsaber later on.

Not until the third movie of the trilogy right? Which one of the new trilogy is TLJ?

NO like someone hsould actually try and make her beautiful instead of the potato headed british monster she is.

Most people don't care about fanboi minutia.

this is the internet

you can swear here

sorry to break it to you guys, it's not a real light saber.

How did they get this back from cloud city?

Oh wow! I want her to have my babies!

This is straight out of the prequels. Rian Johnson is such a hack.

>"THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE STAR WARS AT ALL!"
>"THIS IS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PREQUELS!"
I've heard both. Which the fuck is it you whining retards?

I think this looks cool but it doesn't feel like Star Wars to me. Feels more like The 5th Element or something.

I know it's hard not to make that connection because it's an opera scene, but so much of the designs look more like future Earth rather than distinct looks from Coruscant or other planet cultures. You know what I mean?

she looks like she has downs syndrome

lol only fuddy.five

bad movie from a bad franchise... why you even care is beyond me

Well she is looking down at the ground.

The only way it would feel like the OT is if everyone was in military uniform. Because those are the only people they showed in the OT - rebels and Empire. The closest thing we got to seeing the upper-class of the Star Wars universe was Lando. And he was dressed pretty damn flamboyantly, he had a huge cape with gold trims.

Far left, that looks like Oprah Winfrey, behind the black chick.

>it's a Sup Forums pretends this doesn't look badass episode

Not really

What did we see on Coruscant that really made it different?
Remember, Dex's Authentic 1950s diner?

Well I mean it would help if they included one or two alien races we're all familiar with. I'm fine with adding abunch of random new races, I think that's cool, but one of them bitches couldn't be a Twi'lek? For all I know there are a few, but they didn't include them in this particular photo which would be weird for a promo pic.

She can't have kids.

Coruscant was a bad choice because it's so diverse, maybe I should have said Naboo or something.

We never see Naboo civies
All we see is the Queen in crazy dresses and makeup, and people in military uniforms

It does feel like the Fifth Element but the turth is that the Fifth Element is very similar to Star Wars

It's "gritty" Space Opera.

Seriously why not change the hairstyle? How is that cunts are legitimately employed to make things look good but they are so terrible at it?

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you now fall in love with a qt nigress.

What, you mean the arm-warmer chick with a staff and the cold old man with a robe and blankie?

>train on a deserted island planet with an old monk
>somehow get fatter

>wn at the g

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Flies better than Han, fights better than Kylo, and probably uses the force better than Yoda.

Jesus

gonna need a shop of her wearing jordans

Why the FUCK does she wear those arm sleeve things?

So the post-credits scene is "Daisy" finally revealing her manhood and whipping out her giant dick to pound Chewbacca, right?

Cut down on skin showing. You're lucky you're even getting a touch of sweaty chest.

wtf are those boots

They look like a tired old couple who just got back from work and their kid took a picture of them with his phone as they were sitting at the table relaxing.

is there any cool occult symbolism here?

Well Luke didn't build his till the third movie. Figures this will follow. Then she'll have one with a fucking rainbow blade or something.

wew how new has Sup Forums become to let that classic slip under the radar

w2c?

fucking jedi uggs