Peter, im your gf

peter, im your gf

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>Th-That's it! You figured it out Zendaya, *you're* the genius!
>Whuut?
>N-nothing, i gotta go!

screencap this

>haha, how silly, why date me when there are much better guys like, uh, ned?

DAMN, ZENDAYA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

>im your gf
NO you're a transgender brown boy. Now go put some makeup on you're scaring the dog.

you have a very wide face

Get outta here, I'm in love with my aunt May

face it tiger, you just hit the JACKPOT

Yaaaas Marquisha Jane. You my main hoe.

I knew it was a tranny ruse

Was her or Bella Thorne

dem puffies tho

Why does she go by just Zendaya? Does she really think she's some big superstar like Beyonce or Madonna? I bet if I asked 100 random people, AT LEAST 99 would have no idea what the fuck a "Zendaya" is

Peter, I got high and ate all the fried chicken again. No, don't turn the stereo down, I'm listening to the new Kendrick.

Das some serious manface

jesus fucking christ

what the fuck were they thinking

aunt may ending is best ending.
shes like a younger Mama Fratelli from the goonies.

She's not even ugly that's the worst part, it's like they manfaced her so that during the inevitable prom reveal it's more of a transformation.

wtf is she? a nigress, spic, samoan?

best girl incoming

What would uncle ben think of nu-peter taste in women?

>a mulatto peter *cough* you dissapoint me

There is literally nothing wrong with BLEACHING delicious brown.

Who she play?

Face it tiger
I jacked you pot

>That thing
>Delicious
Literally thought it was Jayden Smith.

Yeah I saw pictures of her when this was announced and she looked cute and much lighter skinned than this

>Fast forward to watching this trailer a couple of days ago
Zendaya literally looks like an aboriginal

>no Peter. y-you must preserve the purity...*cough*... of the white race...

His sister tho

wtf

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Whats it like being a dumb kid in Idaho?

Sucks to be you and have that huge a deficit in taste.

She looks like she smells.

Jesus, what happen to her?

She does anal, right?

some bitch named Michelle

Niggers were a mistake

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Why every time they have to put an ugly black woman??

Is this character going to be the Iron Man replacement they have in the comics?

>she

She can really pull off the nig when she lets her guard down. At her best she's a hot Latina.

Why is your nose so PHLAT?

>Spiderman is a britbong again because Britwashing diversity

PETER PARKER I DID NOT RAISE YOU SO YOU COULD FUCK NIGGERS

YEAH, FIRST DATE

Paula Patton is basically a coon who is white, only white guys like her

Hhnnnggh

> White character got played by black people

Well duuhhh skin color is not part of the character.

>Black character got played by white people

WHAT? HOW DARE YOU, THE CHARACTER IS NOW RUINED! I NEED MY BLACK SKIN!!

I could support this

>peter, im your aunt
>oh, p-peter

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I would slimy penor her.

youtube.com/watch?v=P3cMQQZjhNI

hey Beter! Im your gf

Is that a dude?

>hey nigga, looks like you hit the jackpot

Come on Raimi

>Paula Patton tries to take her son from Robin because he spanked him

Only niggers beat their kids. There's nothing wrong with what she did.

You must be a nigger.

Wewuz disease

physical discipline =/= beating

you must be a mad halfbreed

>ywn have a black gf

youtube.com/watch?v=s5dV1A5Q3ic

That's a black man, right?

black women have a higher than average level of testosterone

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Can she be really portraying a transgender? Americans have lots of these nowadays, it seems; trans community, trans culture etc.

For you

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Not trying to be rude but he seems like an actual retard

he's more normal than her

She's at most 40% black.

That has a moustache. That's a man baby.

HELLLLOOOOooooOOOO

screen cap this.

Actually her looking like woman

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Honestly she has a nice facial aesthetic. If she toned it down with the makeup and the outlandish hair she could look at least a 7 or an 8.

I like it.

realistically peter shouldn't end up with a hot roastie but a plane jane tsundere helga

She's kind of hot desu

also needs to get rid of that retarded nose ring

>tfw no qt williow gf to rescue you from cyborgs

jayden would be pretty cool to have as a side kick too.

I agree. Though I like the big hair.

my negroid comrade

if they wanted a mocha qt there are better available

old Sup Forums celebrated loli zendaya

pretty predictable

she will be peter's date for homecoming

she dresses like a tomboy for most of the movie
then decides to doll it up for the dance
when peter sees his jaw drops and she says
>face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot

wtf I love Zendaya now

jej

Face it tiger, you just hit the CHAMBERPOT

Face it nigga, you got a thot

>new kendrick

more like Gambino

It's nice of Spiderman to be kind to the transsexual people.

>that fucking hairline and jaw

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post one then.

>toning down the big hair

>this gaybo

>GF
Guardian Force?

>dude tits lmao

aesthetic af

is this iron man 4?

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