Turn your favorite movie ending into a M Night Shyamalan twist
Turn your favorite movie ending into a M Night Shyamalan twist
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Die Hard
>Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time
Die Hard
Hans was really McClaine the entire time
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The United States uses the Ark in the invasion of Normandy. Eradicates German bloodline.
>Tropic Thunder
The drug brewers were actually filming their own fake movie.
>Hans was really McClaine the entire time
>The elaborate heist, disguised as a hostage situation was actually an even more elaborate plot orchestrated by McClane to make himself look like a hero to his wife
>Mullholland Drive
It was a dream all along
The Mummy - Benny WAS on the right side of the river.
Die Hard
The euro trash criminals were aliens
>firrst part is actually real life, and second one is a dream
The Fountain.
>His wife was alive all along. He was the dead one.
>Rush
Hunt doesn't win
>he was his own wife
Name a bigger hack
gene hackman
>Star Wars
Sheev was Obi Wan's dad
Tarantino
George Lucas.
Indiana Jones and Star Wars are good
Death Wish 3, Charles Bronson was the psychopath all along.
Indiana Jones is Spielberg's and Star wars is thrash for manchildren
Good post
The Fast and The Furious #12
>Paul Walkman dies and the crew agrees to never do another heist without him, but they DO do another heist and it's to steal his body off a speeding train. Turns out.. Paul Runner is actually a ghost who put them up to the job and he's driving the train!!!
The Road.
>Man and son bump into a dying Charlize Theron at the end
>Asks him why he'd go through all that trouble for the kid when it's not even his
We cucktwist now
Check and kek
>Death Race (2008)
Frankenstein #1 never died
He's wearing a mask
>He was Hennessey all along
davd lynch
Predator
Dutch is actually the Predator, hunting down his teammates.
Bill Murray was both himself and the girl
The plot was actually a sophisticated comment on narcissism
Also, similar to Split
This is actually pretty good.
Problem Child 2
>it was all a dream
Schindler's list
>Jews are actually bad people that destroying humanity and Hitler did nothing wrong
I said a movie not historical fact
Lel
Saving Private Ryan
>Private Ryan himself wrote and send that sentimental letter to get himself out of war
>gladiator
the emperor was the only thing holding the empire together and without commodus's presence rome collapses
The whole flight is a dream of Cpt. Oveur as he is pounded in the ass in prison because he liked little Jimmy too much.
The Sherriff and Chigurh are the same person.
Or
The events of the movie are the first dream he has.
Or
Chigurh isn't real, and is representative of the growing violence. Sherriff Tom Bell just created him as a scapegoat.
But to truly Shyamalan this movie, all three have to be true.
it was all a dream.
he/she is actually at a mental hospital
It was the Sherrif who hired Chegur
torettos son in furious 8 is actually cipther's and will infiltrate the family
The Sixth Sense
Bruce Willis was actually an alien
>Lost in Translation
Charlotte was hired by the agency to please Bob and keep him in Tokyo for the interview with that gay guy
>Reservoir Dogs
Uhhhh, I don't fucking know. Everyone's a rat?
Marty's real father was Biff. By stopping him from fucking his mother, Marty missed out of Biff's alpha genes, and instead becomes a loser freak like George
And it ends with Bruce Willis watching Chigurh walk away, setting up the stunning conclusion to his planned Sixth Sense trilogy.
Joss Whedon
This would be interesting,but it would come off as comedic
Superman's mom name wasn't Martha after all he was lying so that he can kill Batman in the Justice League movie.
oh thats good
Logan isn't dead, just depleted from le green juice.
The kids are just retarded.
Signs
The Aliens are ghosts
>harry potter 1
It was a different boy who should have got the letter. Also named harry potter
>signs
The Aliens aren't allergic to water and none of them actually died, but now that they've invaded and everyone THINKS they're dead they can come and go as they please and we'll never even know that they're siphoning all our resources into a hidden mothership.
Not far off. They're actually demons.
American Psycho
He didn't actually kill anyone, it was all in Patrick's mind
>Lord of the rings
Throwing the ring in Mt doom,doesn't actually destroys it.It surps it in power,and gives Sauron a chance to easily revive.
Not M Night Shamalam enough.
The Road
>Man and boy make it to the beach
>sees woman lying down
>man approaches her and it's Theron
>asks him why did he follow her to Miami when she said she couldn't stand to look at the man she cheated or the boy who is a physical manifestation of her guilt
>plot twist reveals the world didn't end literally
>the Armageddon event was the figurative end of the world for the man upon being told the child wasn't his and Theron leaving him with the boy
>the armed men in the truck was just a cop van looking for him and the boy after they went missing
>the cannibals in the house were nuns and the people trapped in the house were orphans, his imagination of if he gave the boy away
>the black guy who stole all their stuff was just a bystander who recognised them from the news and was going to call the police so 'he was going to take everything away from them'
>the cancer was his subconscious trying to stop him from getting to the beach
>man sits down on the beach, tears silently fall from his eyes while the boy tries in vain to will the man to his feet
>'the fire' was the last hope he had in the world that the boy was his, but Theron extinguishes that
>"I will never lose against something like cock"
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>she doesn't lose
The Social Network
>Zuckerberg continues alienating himself by clicking on his computer even after everyone leaves
>The camera slowly pans 120 degress around the back of his head
>It turns out he's creating the logos for every known DC superhero
Citizen Kane
Rosebud is the sled
I'd watch it. We need to make our own BLACKED, but in it, we just remake existing films and give it a cuck twist
Green Room
>"Who gives a shit."
>Screen smash cuts to black
>Screen double-smash cuts back to the characters
>"Haha, psyche! So, what is your favorite band?"
We really dont need that.
i liek this wun
>the elves WERE the bad guys all along
>The "real world" was actually inside of another matrix
Hack Snyder
Watchmen
>Doctor Manhattan is going to vaporize Rosarch
>Rosarch utters "I don't think so"
> Doctor Manhattan's body parts begin to fall off starting with that blue penis
>Rosarch is starting to vaporize everyone
>He vaporizes the rest of the Watchmen after raping that hot one
>He begins to vaporize all degeneracy in New York and then America
>Rosarch rules along side Richard Nixon
>America Stays Great Forever
>Once upon a time in america
Aaronson (De Niro) robbed the million, got the gang killed and invented the secretary as a story to cope
Holy fuck, nice
>are you a god?
>.........yes
>then- wha-
>Ray proceeds to cast a miracle and purify the tower with a flock of seraphim and shit
>Venkman: Ok, so, he's a god
With the test of faith he gave Winston in the car ride, would be a pretty Shamalan thing to do.
The Thing
>MacCready sits down watching Childs at the end, they both start to transform...
That's a nice rear end.
I prefer if the both opened their mouths and did that noise like the dude earlier. Would be a nice nod to bodysnatchers.
Wayne's World:
>The "Wayne gets cucked" is the actual ending
>The mega happy ending is a fantasy created by Wayne
>Garth takes him to a mental hospital
>"Dude are you mental for real this time?"
>Closing frame is Wayne strapped to a bed humming "Dream Weaver".
Requiem for a Dream
>it was all an evil plan by seymour to get rid of his shitty family and his son's junkie friends
Ridley Scott
wasn't this actually implied in the movies though?