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so what? these threads are full of pathetic people who are mentally ill to the point they create complex fantasies about celebs they'll never meet?

It was funny at first ubt after a while it's clear as day a bunch of r9kers and pol kids are using these as vicarious shitpost threads. Not that I care, but at least be funny. Bitching about nia and saying cuck ad nauseum isn't funny

What got you so triggered bro? You're either a white guy with problem glasses, a chick, or a black guy, I can smell it.

Definitely a white kid.

Wasn't there an angry black dude in one of the other threads saying some shit like I got more money than you lala??

>Hey bill lets go out to eat tonight
Sure nia, anything specific in mind?
>..I know a nice little place in chinatown, its great
Sure honey, sounds good
*They arrive at the restaurant and sit*
So, what should we order baby?
>Leave that to me babe, I know the chef, let me go give him our order personally
*Food arrives-nia doesnt even touches hers she just stares at bill with a weird smirk on her face*
Mmm baby, this is fucking good
>You like it bill?
Yeah I really like it
>Do you love it bill?
Oh I love it alright but uuuhh..why do you keep starring at me like that..?
>Finish your food bill.
......
Nia...w-what's in this..?
>FINISH YOUR MEAL, BILL.
Nia. NIA! NIA WHAT'S IN THIS NIA?
>oh, I think you know billy boy
OH GOD!
*starts throwing up*
OH GOD NO
*sobbing*
CLEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*nia laughs hysterically*

STOP NOT KILLING DOGS

BRONALD BLUMPF

wrong thread triggtard

The shit she pulled with the dog is like what the SS did with recruits. Give recruits a puppy to raise, force them to kill the dog when they have grown attached.

he's really funny in everything ive seen him in, the interviews, his podcasts but except his stand ups. His stand ups are so fuckin shit.

Lol, sounds like more allied bullshittery to villify Germany. You can never trust anything you hear about WWII. SO much "historical" propaganda spinning around, even today

Isn't this part of Ward's backstory on Agents of Shield?

It's like a meme. I think the same story was attributed to spartans, delta force, and what have you.

I enjoy the fact that all the old Opie and Anthony regulars (including O&A themselves) have been absolutely crucified by their fans in the last couple years.

They pretty much all have gotten old and jumped the shark, but the complete shithead fanbase they built wont let them off the hook.
Its refreshing, especially when you see Sternfaggots continually polishing Hoohoos cock even after he has become the hack celebrity he used to relentlessly make fun of.

I almost can't deal, radio will never be the same. God I wish Patrice was alive today and Anthony would keep his fucking mouth shut.

In other thoughts why is Jim and Sam so shit?

One part of me likes the drama the other part of me thinks they are absolut bitches arguing over Bullshit. Like the shit where one of those guys gets mad because like one didn't look interested when they talked about some shit. They all have money out of the ass and still complain.

kek

>whispering
h-hey guys bill burr here with the monday morning podcast uuuhhhh...Y-you might
>stops talking, sounds of him looking around can be heard
you might be wondering uuhh..why im whispering heheh...uuuhhh
>sounds increasingly nervous
heh i-its because the baby is sleeping...uuuhh..and
>suddenly a hellish shriek can be heard in the background
NNNIIIIIIIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh sweet jeesus nononono I was so careful no god please
>furious fast steps can be heard coming up the stairs
NIGGUH YOU BEST NOT BE DOIN YO GAY LIL PODCASS IN DA ATTIC AGAIN
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
>bill can be heard going through stuff frantically trying to hide
>door busts down
>nia can be heard furiously breathing
WHERE ARE YOU LIL NIGGUH
>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
>throws some boxes to the side
THERE'S MUH LIL TERRIFIED PIECE O' ASS
NO NIA PLEASE NIANIA D-D-DONT PL-
>podcast goes offline

...

colin quinn is still going strong, god bless that man

lol ok cupcake

>In other thoughts why is Jim and Sam so shit?
because they only interview UFC/WWE people and porn stars and ask them the same questions

I love listening to the Colin bashing Jimmy compilations on youtube

the lovely nia everyone!

>videogame where you collect fragments of Bill Burr podcasts around his home while avoiding an upset shrieking beast

Sign me up

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>I know a nice little place in chinatown

H O T
E
A
D

CLEO IM SORRY

You fucking autists.

the lovely Nia everybody!

it's in that kingsman movie you autist it isn't real

Kike detected

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the last podcast was very interesting. bill is talking about race and says "before you do the crime you should really do the math" to figure out how any of your privileges will save you. then he says "what am I" in the third person the very next thing that happens is his daughter and wife come in. what is his daughter? a half breed. the timing was fucking perfect. I wonder what sort of thoughts he was thinking in that moment.

Does nothing to do with her being black, I don't give a fuck, but why does she have to be on the podcast?

>listening to the podcast
>Bill reading mails
>did you hear about that woman who stabbed that guy with a butterknife and didn't go to prison
>oh it's the lovely NIA
>Nia, look at this story
>w-why didn't she go to prison, oh... it's because she's fucking WHITE
>Bill and Nia continue to make jokes about white people

I start feeling like listening to the Black Panthers radio show. That woman has issues.

you really ruffled some feathers with this one lel

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Alright, I laughed

>not that I care

kek

kek

Poor Billy Ballsack

wow so did I! jeez maybe we should both go back to plebbit to share this funny experience!

fuck off

These are getting dark.

>oh god bill what have you done? wheres my baby? wheres my baaaaaabbbbbyyyy

>thats for making me get rid of my dog

I don't get it, explain?

Saw him live and he was hilarious. Didn't like his last special though.
When I was a kid we had a field trip to an other school were we listened to a holocaust survivor tell his story. He mentioned something about recruits having to do that to their dogs.I'm not Sup Forums or anything but that always struck me as bullshit.

Chinamen eat dogs.

You probably could calculate how many dogs the SS must have killed if every recruit killed at least one. Apparently the Waffen SS hat about 1 million soldiers until 45, so it would be about 1 million dogs getting killed. That's basically an industrial scale dog holocaust.

Not saying the show is amazing but they definitely talk to more people than that. You sound like one of those oanda subreddit faggots who clearly don't listen but still criticize

He would never have allowed this to happen

This threads are not funny.

bill go to bed

The lovely Nia everybody!

>I posted it again!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC FOR TEH WIN