Why do you have such a hard time getting a girlfriend bro? It's easy, just have confidence and talk to them, haha

Why do you have such a hard time getting a girlfriend bro? It's easy, just have confidence and talk to them, haha.

>justburself

I don't have a hard time getting a girlfriend, I have a hard time breaking up with them. I ended up dating a girl for three years once, when I realised I had nothing in common with her after 2 months.

As soon as they cry it's gg for me and I take them back.

After that I promised myself I'd be single for at least a year.

>implying it's really not as simple as that
It's really inexcusable in the age of dating sites.

chad wins again

How is this related to Television & Film?

It's true, anyone can get a girlfriend. Chad just doesn't have to lower his standards.

man.
today iam always looking if iam on /fit/ or Sup Forums

pls post memes

>I don't have a hard time getting a girlfriend
Why would I want to read the rest of your post? You're crying over nothing.

i am an average looking guy and even i fuck 2-3 girls every year. I am also socially awkward.
Unless you want to fuck 9/10 or 10/10s, it is not very hard to get a girlfriend even if for a short time.

>it's really inexcusable in the age of women being able to demand hot guys from all over the state
Wow

No one here has a girlfriend.

I don't want a girlfriend and wouldn't know what to do with one if I did have. Women bore me.

>all friends have gotten gfs
>they look so happy
>I fucked up an opportunity and my confidence is shot
>now I'm just sitting alone in a Dairy Queen eating tendies and trying to parley my gun fetish into a halfway decent script

Life truly is suffering.

getting a gril is easy
the problem is when you take off their panties and see they don't have a penis

i've been using okcupid for 5 years and i've had only one date, and that was 3 years ago. dating sites do not work for most men

DQ tendies are both gross and overpriced.

>writing a script is your only hope
>can't even spell parlay

I'd end it now tbqh

>Unless you want to fuck 9/10 or 10/10s
But that's exactly what i want

> never had a gf till 18
> short term long distance relationship
> doesn't really count
> 6 years ago get toknow girl
> she really likes me
> pushes for a relationship
> we're no living together and i have been wondering how to break it off for two years
> inb4 faggot

>overpriced
Definitely
>gross
Ehhhhh...

I've always been confused on how to spell that word.

It's true. I do have a massively hard time finding a gf.

Without my wife finding out, anyway.

I'm fat with sagging man boobs.

It's inherently over for me before I can even start.

Well, are you a 9/10 or 10/10 yourself or do you have the social skills to bag one?

>i am an average looking guy
Stop bragging pls.

No

>tfw not high enough quality for a 9/10 gf but I won't settle
I can't help it, I don't want to settle. I want a qt, not some slob leftover

>this brand of particular fried chicken is gross
As if this thread wasn't cancerous enough

I knew a guy who looked exactly like Jensen Ackles. This was 9th or 10th grade of highschool. Every girl that sat within 10 feet of him treated him like a god. He also could grow a perfect beard judging by his occasional 5 o clock shadow. He seemed like a nice guy but I guess that comes with the territory of being treated like sex god.

get rich

That's hard

>as soon as they cry it's gg for me
pussy faggot

I actually just had a dream about this girl I've been crushing on for years.

Third dream about her, I actually decided to go for a run as soon as it cools down and put effort into my looks because I cant shake the feeling of needing a gf

Time to get fit

most of the really good looking dudes i know aren't promiscuous at all.

Tough luck then. You could try to improve yourself, both physically and socially, but who am I kidding? First thing you'll do tomorrow morning is start up your computer and browse Sup Forums.

These better be genuine feels and not "dude i'm 19 and I met the girl of my dreams in high school three years ago :((("

>Sup Forums - Television & Film

I'll hang myself actually

I have a girlfriend

That's the quitter's way out desu

>ITT: /r9k/ cries about not being able to do something that even fat ugly pieces of shit are capable of doing

How could I prove its either, faggof

Make sure you put some effort in to that at least.

You don't want to end up like those pathetic wretches who somehow survive with brain damage.

You don't want your parents to see you like that.

no you won't. if you had that much courage in your convictions you wouldn't be in this mess.

>tfw no gf

>this is fine yet we're not allowed to discuss the news

Thanks for redditing Sup Forums up Sup Forums

Yes I imagine if you don't have a girlfriend by highschool that you never will. By then even the fattest ugliest women feel entitled to an experienced guy.

Are you retarded? There are daily Sup Forums threads that stay up for hours.

This hurts but it's true.

If any of us had the balls to go through with it, we'd have the balls to at least talk to the fairer sex first.

Instead we turn to videogames, drugs and disgust porn marathons to instill some sense of satisfaction, only having to repeat the same cycle day after day.

I'm convinced that 99% of us won't be able to break this circle, at least not without outside help.
And who exactly would help us?

Who cares
I think i figure that out, thx
woah, so deep. But suicides still exist

When I was younger girls used to randomly ask for hugs and would tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly. Even below average/fat girls would join in on it.

how do you talk to women when you don't know any and aren't exposed to any?

>aren't exposed to any

literally half of the people you will see outside are women

You just copy and pasted that story for (You)'s. Take this one, but don't squander it, I have a feeling you won't be seeing many more.

>outside
i only leave the house to get food

the last time a girl liked me was when I was 11 years old and at that time I only cared about my PlayStation

Frankly I don't believe that it's possible to initiate this by yourself.

I too am exposed to almost 0 women (work in IT, go figure).
What should I do? Download Tinder?
I've never had any success in the real world, and from what I understand the virtual world is even more superficial, leading females to be able to select the best possible sexual partners.

How exactly would I compete with the alpha males on that playing field?
It's not even sex that I want, I'm fine with masturbation.
I just want to try female companionship once, to feel needed by someone. Wanted by someone.

how do you expect to talk to a girl or get in a relationship if you don't interact with anyone

>gain weight
>notice women care more about guys being overweight then we do fat hoes

He didn't expect that, dumbass

i had to change pretty much every aspect of my life and lose 170lbs to get a gf. "JUST B URSELF" is both the best and worst advice you can get. nobody wants to admit it because everyone is perfect, but sometimes urself is not something desirable

When was

>The last time you were actively talking to a girl(s)

>The last time you asked a girl out

The last time I was ever talking to a girl was 5 years ago.

I never asked a girl out.

Men are far more lenient when it comes to looks than women m80.

You see far more decent looking guys with ogres than the other way round.

Not that user but I get what he means since I'm in a similar situation. He means that the only social group he has is comprised of men. Merely going out and being in the presence of women, who are complete strangers and have no familiarity with whatsoever, isn't really exposure it's more of a coexistence.

i don't. i use okcupid but nothing comes of it. that's really my only option

>What should I do? Download Tinder?
nah bro. Women on tinder are there for validation

I was last trying to seek and talk to girls about seven years ago.

I asked a girl out once around that time.

Protip: If a female does show interest in you, make sure to check her mental history.
Otherwise things might end rather unpleasantly.

I have casual conversations with girls everyday during my French courses but the last truly meaningful conversation I had with a girl was 3 years ago and it led to nothing

I have never asked a girl out

>that's really my only option
No it's not

Unless you're particularly good looking, you won't get constant responses. Aside from that, consider the model upon which you have to use along with the fact that men will message any cute girl if it means getting to fuck her. Women on OKCupid gets tons of messages, therefore can be selective about the dick they want.

The confidence factor works much better if you're capable of talking to a women in public and getting a date/number out of the conversation.

All men need to womanize.

>He means that the only social group he has is comprised of men
no i have no social group period

>mfw that actually happened to me when i was 6
>girl was clearly disgusted
>6 year old me couldn't understand what i did wrong, didn't really talk with anyone after that
>first friend was a beta nerd who had to actually force me to talk with him when i was 14

>The last time you were actively talking to a girl(s)
This morning with my gf

>The last time you asked a girl out
Eight months ago when I got her to leave her shitty bf for me

what are the others?

I want a boyfriend though

Because
>sorry I have a boyfriend
>sorry I'm busy on that day so I can't go out with you
>"Seen"
Girls just don't like me for some reason.

r u me

Going outside and interacting with people

>have constantly girls show interest
>have to reject them so they don't find out i'm a loser who shitposts on Sup Forums all day

what the fuck do I do?

>getting sloppy seconds

How did his cum taste?

in what context? can't really approach strangers on the street

Awkward conversations with strangers on streets? No, thanks

Yesterday at class.
About a year, i don't usually ask girls out, it just happens naturaly.

It's because their personalities are truly repulsive and rather than admit that they blame their looks or just blame women for being evil.

Gay

Stop shitposting on Sup Forums.

who cares, not like I was a virgin either

maybe if you weren't obsessed with getting some pure virgin girl to go out with you then you wouldn't be one yourself

just try dating apps.

use whatever your best photo is. try to be funny and interesting.

girls will respond. when they do, ask them out and don't waste much time with small talk. it weeds out the time wasting whores and the ones actually interested in meeting up.

if you're not extraordinarily attractive it will take a while. there's plenty of women out there though and it's a numbers game.

ask out 100 cuties and ONE is bound to respond positively

you will become numb to rejection, so don't worry too much. they're all just whores anyway.

some things that peak whores' interest on dating sites, and if you can shoehorn any of it into your bio or photos it will give you a little help

>animals
>weed
>having participated in some sort of sport in your life
>outdoors shit
>music and concerts

I'm a nice guy, I just hate niggers and Jews

Yes you can.
It's ankward, and you shouldn't expect to get a girl out of it, but you totally can and i actually recommend it as a way of getting rid of your social anxiety.
When i was a teen my dear friend, Jamal, forced me to try and sell a cupom to random people at the street, after about a week trying i didn't really care anymore and could just do it naturally.

But this is the only thing I care about, my only hobby.
I look like a chad but my life is completely empty and I can't reveal that to some cunt.

>talking down when you had to settle

Lmao

that's absurd

Get a job. Already have a dead-end job? Get an education. Meet people there. Alternatively, join a club. Sports preferably. Or get a different hobby with a social aspect to it. Honestly, this is turning into general life advice. Sort your shit out and the friends and girlfriends will follow.
Are you in college right now? Then you have a golden opportunity to meet people. Don't let it go to waste and take it.

>they're all just whores anyway.
That's the problem, user. I don't want to be alone, but there's no girl who can fill this hole inside my heart because they only think about Chad's dick. Why is being a man so hard?

felt good cucking someone desu

Then don't shitpost on Sup Forums when she's around. You aren't going to invite her to move in your place on the first date, right? You'll be able to do both.

so to have relationships you have to have a high paying job or spend years in education?

What dating app would you recommend for someone with little to no experience with them, and who wants the endgame to be a slow and steady relationship before sex?