Talentless countries

Is there a country with less talent?
>Movie Starts UNAM logos
>Movie opens with a "shocking scene"
>Its either really bloody or sexual
>Tonedeaf
>Main character its a well spoken cute man who is just not really involved on the events
>Damian Bichir says cabron
>Movie ends
>It was just a rip off of a popular film all along
>Makes over one million pesos
>Wins 4 Oscar knock offs
>Movie earns 70 dollars in total

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Stay mad, conservashit

Except three of the best active filmmakers alive are from Meh-ee-koh

>Birdman
>The Revenant
>Children of Men
>Gravity
>Pan's Labyrinth
>Pacific Rim

Stay pleb, racist

>Having a mexican director means they are mexican
>Mfw amerifats can´t bother looking up real mexican movies
I´m Mexican you dip

Stay butthurt, plebeian malinchista

>Malinchista
Man shouldn´t you be on hispa cancer you fucking underage bean
Also
>Pacific rim good
You are literally the worst kind of person getting enjoyment out of
>Le big big robots fighting XD
honestly you are the pleb Paco

The only talented kinomakers are jews.

t.cablevisiondrone

What are some good Mexican films?

amores perros and y tu mama tambien are good films

Bunuel in Mexico: Simon of the desert, wuthering heights, los olvidados
also
Macario, Yanco, Tlayucan, Doña diabla, la enamorada, silent light, que viva mexico!(einsenstein), castle of purity, poison for the fairies, post tenebras lux

most people would recommend the comedies such as cantinflas type stuff, but i think there are better films from the same era that get overlooked

The best lighting guys come from Mexico.

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ITT: Uncle Juan who thinks sucking off gringo cock makes him White

Is this a Mexican movie thread? What's your guys' opinions on La Dictatura Perfecta? Did you like it? Was it kino?

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>It's a "Diego Luna plays the same spic from every movie he's been in but this time he's a homo" movie

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New Zealand?

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>Is this a Mexican movie thread? What's your guys' opinions on La Dictatura Perfecta? Did you like it? Was it kino?
Saw it yesterday, its shit really, I know its going for
>le epic parody XD
but it ends up being just a recreation of controversial events that happened in Mexico some time ago. Which isn´t a really bad thing but it lacks the structure or characters to make it interesting or really something other than a telenovela.
The acting isn´t so great either unless you like Bichir doing the character he always does.
Overall its kinda boring and becomes formulaic really fast
Also the director its the writter which makes it 10 times more pretencious

>83258090
>Its a famous actor gives a 45 minute rant about Peña nieto on live televition episode
Man why are all mexicans cunts?

>televition
>ñ
including you right?

>Inbred redneck ameriburger thinks his daddy donald cuck will build the wall

kek enjoy sucking jewish and saudi cock like your god

Fuck Mexico

I watched the new escalante film 2 weeks ago, it's shit trying to be a Zulawski film without the talent

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>Its either really bloody or sexual

you are saying it like its a bad thing

The only mexican movie I have seen since Amores perros is one about some dude that ends up in germany. Pretty good movie.
Also, I really dislike mexican movies, precisely because of what you described. Too formulaic, overusing shock like sex, violence or curse words, but no actual substance.

what? so he has gone from making films that are full of long takes, dry realism and social conflicts to fantasy?
don't know how that's work desu

>Paco fails english course
>Paco can´t reply an argument
>Uploads a shitty reddit reaction image trying to be """"funny""""
its alright dude at least you tried
Guten tag Ramon?

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Portugal
Poland
Italy
Greece
many of those ex soviet block countries no one cares to remember
Chile

Jajajaja, tienes envidia, pendejo?

What are some sexual Mehicano Kinos?

>No actual substance
Sadly, this

>Calls me pendejo
>can´t even write the language of god
>make 1 dollar a day
>Like in a fourth world shit hole
>will vote for morena
jajajjaj stay mad Roberto

build wall, beaner

it's still filled with pointless dolly shots except now he's trying to make possession the Guanajuato version

>mexican soap opera
>everyone is tall, white and blue eyed
>look at the actual streets of mexico and they are all indigenous midgets
lmfaooooo

really a proud country huh?

If you don't like the movies that are producing in Mexico, why do not you make one?

You seem to be smart person.

Don`t tell me, are you a culo? :)

>La neta soy muy inteligente... pero me da hueva ser cosas

La ` no es '.

more like

>everyone who is rich is tall, white and blue eyed, very beautiful people
>all the help is brown skinned and named Pedro or Maria; they're humble and loyal to whites
>everyone is ok with this because it's true in real life

Truly a proud country.

Please respond, I need some new fap material

>del Taco
>Cuaron
>AGI

I'd say Mexico is okay.

I fapped to Y mama tu bien multiples times

Why don't you like the Exterminating Angels?

>tfw no qt 1960s white mexican gf

Daniel y Ana

It's about a brother and qt sister who are kidnapped and forced to fuck each other on tape.

That's right, goyim. Only Yaweh's chosen people can make good movies and control the world's monetary system, as well as fund most of the major military conflicts. Shalom.

Demian Bichir is based

>never denied votting for morena
>retarded
>Commie
>Can´t even write a proper argument
>N-No you do the movies
Why even bother?

>Why even bother
Coward and LAZY

>Soy tan inteligente y gracioso! Por qué [inserta tu crush aquí] no me ama? Bueno, iré a perder tiempo en mi image board favorito.

I'm not okay with it though

"Y tu mamá también" (Cuarón, 2001)

youtube.com/watch?v=rtFGHCYpH3s

Not bad, user

Inferior Buñuel in México film desu.

pinche chilango culero ya matate a la verga la mera neta jaja

Mexicanos que quieren una ovia como Emma Watson son un chiste.

>Emma Watson fags are spics
Suddenly, everything makes sense now.

Hate how the majority of our movies are fucking narco praising cult shit or some other sort of depressing violent crap.
If you go to Soriana they sell movies for like $30 pesos, most of them are indie shit but one time I found Platoon and The Exorcist in the shit movies bin.
Good deal.

Okay, faggot, I'll kill myself if you go first

Goodnight, culo.

Buen anzuelo amigo

>imagine someone projecting himself this much
>imagine someone actually spending time to make this
not even faggot OP but kys

you have to go back.

Cronos

>que viva mexico!(einsenstein
was never completed.

Cuaron and Iñarritu have all piggy backed on the Chivo. I srsly cant stand Iñarritus mental masturbations.

It's only a matter of time for a new kind of director to be born in that shit hole.

A hero will rise and turn the game.

Are you Italian?

>was never completed.
of course, but the alexandrov version exists and it got shown here in 2013 and 2016 i think

literally all garbage.

The only good one is Chivo and Del Toro hasnt done anything good since pan's labyrinth.

suck dick.

still it was done by a russian.

But bear with me, Mexico will spawn a new and great director soon. Unlike this old fart trashers.

Reygadas is Mexican and already great.

OP here I´m a student in UNAM and really that´s all I have to tell you to know I´m better than you you lazy scum fuck degenerate
Please go kill yourself after you fail to enter a University again

El pobre jajaja, TEC ITAM UP o nada puto.

Quantity over quality is the name of the game in Nollywood .

>Reygadas
It was made by eisenstein. Otherwise, leave it to a filthy spic wannabe film maker to steal the job of a genius and call it it's own.

Mexican cinema it's in a pathetic state.

>UNAM and really that´s all I have to tell yo
James cameron was a normal school drop out. and he rekts all the filthy scum that has come out of mexico.

Chilango traga verga.

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>Not liking Pacific rim
Kys yourself, self hating faggo

Charleton Heston should have been Don Quixote.

I never want it made now.

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2000 Sweden and up.

We've really gone from great to bottomfeeders.

>Damian Bichir says cabron

I found OP

youtube.com/watch?v=3uIw8lGI2nU

How's your little project going?

TODOS AQUI SON UNOS PINCHES INDIOS PATARRAJADA

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