Saturday night

>Saturday night

Why are you here?

i'm not

>21 years old
>never dated
>virgin
>college drop out
>poor
>sperg with no friends
>live in parents basement

Kill me

Same except I'm 23. Let's just watch more kinos and shitpost to escape our realities.

It's saturday afternoon

can i watch you fuck?

Nitrogen Tank+mask should cost no more than $100

Stop Baneposting

Because I enjoy being here

It's only 8

I'm going out at 9

...

When I turned 18 i went drinking/clubbing almost every weekend and had a great time

I had some one night stands, some dates, and then eventually even got a boyfriend after just a couple of months of looking! We dated seriously for 2.5 months. During those 2 months we would go out occaisionally, but not that much since we were too busy with each other

I got dumped 3 weeks ago and now i dont understamd what i ever enjoyed about bars in the first place - i have zero inclination to start going out ever again.

whassup with that?

>Weekend oncall working a job I fucking hate
>Girlfriend broke up with me
>Thought she was the one
>Trapped at home in case work needs me
>Can't escape

Sad.

>5pm
>"Saturday night"
I mean come on, you're pushing it. No friends, all my money is better spent on weed.

6 days sober...if I go out it won't be 7

How bout you go back to Redddit too

I'm with people and posting from my phone

Gross roastie detected

Yeah, maybe its best to stay in my man

...

im tired

im a homo actually

No one gives a fuck

I'm at work overnight

I'm gonna make a pizza, well 2 pizzas and watch Logan and why do you talk so funny, my uncle lifts weights too, he can bench 405, you're a big guy, for youself.

30 year old neckbeard here. Make a change now.

except that the op explicitly asked 'why are you here' instead of going out

>22 years old
>never been on more than a first date
>lost virginity to a prostitute at 19
>almost finished law school
>poor
>sperg with some acquaintances
>live in parents house
How much better is my life than his Sup Forums?

Same except not a neckbeard & employed, also shitposting while at work.

That depends, are you going to be leaving school straight into a job with little to no debt? Or are you going to be paying off student loans for 2/3 of your life?

>going to be leaving school straight into a job
yes
>with little to no debt
no

shut the fuck up you whore

Because my plans were very suddenly canceled

I like taking psychedelics and going on /tpg/

because i'm forcing myself to stay in instead of going out drinking like every other weekend.

and because i just finished biutiful and don't feel like doing anything now.

party ain't till 11

constipated, need to shit, can't

I prefer to be alone

Friends are out of town

>tfw too afraid to invite a girl to watch kino