This movie is fucking garbage

This movie is fucking garbage.

Discuss

Its okay

what didn't you like about it?

there's plenty of prescription medication you can take for ADHD

there's no fucking plot

It's a stylish looking horror/suspense movie about a coven of witches. Do you really need a complex plot?

no but i need one that doesn't "lol witches" at the end without any kind of fanfare

>i didn't like it
>so it must be garbage
films like these are pleb filters, go back to your fucking capeshit and die of obesity.

>Suspiria
>garbage

you are correct

only faggy art school students buy into the argento meme

Suspiria is kino af pleb

Sara is my wife

>story is tropes galore until the end, which is just tacked on to give a petty purpose to this masturbation
>music is blasted 50x to hide the lack of genuine horror
>many minutes where literally nothing happens, just there for more visual wankery
>cringy acting (funny sometimes though)
>boring in every other way except for the four or so scenes where something happens

When the shitty ""plot"" takes up 90% of the movie, then yes, it would've been nice to have a plot that meant something

It IS garbage you pleb motherfucker.

Tenebre is the superior movie, prove me wrong

pro tip: I'm open to dialogue

I can see the appeal of argento movies to edgy teenage girls

any dude that likes them is straight up fag

I think it really depends on whether you prefer more surreal horror or crime-film flavoured giallo.

>any dude that likes them is straight up fag
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looks like you played yourself, brainlet
SMART people LOVE THIS MOVIE
BRAINLETS GET OUT
>pic related, it's you now

The plot is a mess, but it looks great.

What does Sup Forums think about the rest of the films in the trilogy though? Are they any better? I never see this film discussed enough so I may as well ask here.

inferno is kino

Yeah

The only things good about it are Goblin and the cinematography.

And it ruins both of them through overindulgence.

Argento and Giallo.

*Argento and Giallo in general are just terrible.

Sorry I got interrupted.

it's like a 7.5/10