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Adaptation of Southern Bastards even though I haven't read a page of it.

Also all the actors are British.

Deadwood style drama set in Skagway during the Klondike gold rush

an edgy drug filled premise with alternating protagonists

>lone schoolyard junkie getting mixed up with a dangerous crowd to get his fix
>rich cleancut straightedge kid reluctantly turning to drugs as a rebellious way to piss off dad
>big time female mob boss not above getting kids hooked, likes 16 year olds
>rich kids dad being the only source of purity within the show as a doctor, neglects his son after taking his wifes death poorly
>duo highschool couple tied together by teen pregnancy
>r9k loser bullied around struggles with the urge to sandy hook the place
>gay sasuke imitating weeb dude wants to turn the r9k loser into his gf(male)
>low tier mob dude ruins kids lifes by spreading the goods around trying to make his way up the ranks
>law and order duo struggles against a lazy police department and higher ups who refuse to acknowledge the towns problems in order to attract tourism
>"slutty" cheerleader makes up her fake persona while keeping herself completely clean and pure ends up getting in deep through her insecurities
>three elementary school children try to live in this environment teasing the audience with a gruesome scene but narrowly avoiding it untill it becomes predictable when the routine breaks and their story abruptly ends

the twist at the end is a single background character that hides within every major scene collecting the story (symbolism for the viewer) ends up being the cause of all the horrible shit that goes down

TV loves the ruckus

It's just a white screen for 47 minutes while an increasingly louder drum plays.

we wuz kangs n sheit mufugga

Star Wars in space

Playground for new writers, they do whatever they want, only thing in common in all episodes is that main protagonist always dies in the end, also some secondary characters show up sometimes more then once

A dog's purpose

BUT

WITH HUMANS!

Muslim niggers who are terrorists.

>have had a show about a serial killer
>have had a show about a meth manufacturer
>have had a show about a mob boss

It's time to up the ante and have a show about a child molesting television producer.
Make him a likeable protagonist that slowly gets figured out by the antagonist that's his close friend/whatever over the course of a few seaons.
Guaranteed to be watched by perverts no matter how mediocre it is and decent people can feel vindicated when he inevitably gets caught.
Also there could be subshows inside of it because he's a television producer.

Make the pedophile a woman and we have a deal

A Seinfeld reboot with Amy Schumer as Elaine, Bill Burr as George, Mark Wahlberg as Jerry, and Will Sasso as Kramer
>*strikes match on shoe*
>*lights cigar**

Faggots in high school. Last 5 minutes of the pilot, they both are hit by a car. Both wake up in hell, tortured by demons for eternity. Show would be a modern Dante's Inferno.

Rape gangs of New York.
Gay niggers with AIDS rape businessmen.
Set in the 1980s.

it's supposed to be based off of Dan Schneider

TV Land here...if AMC doesn't give you a call here's our number...I think it could definitely be a fresh break from everyday sitcoms

A show about the sexual revolution brought about by sexbots!

Follow the spread of AIDS through a city. Each new episode is a new day and follows the life of the person who contracted AIDS in the last episodes

Call it "The AIDS of our lives."

>decent teenagers get eternally damned over a technicality
>have to be around really evil motherfuckers that did way worse
>basically a prison movie on crack

don't even have anything against gays and I'd still watch it

A series about a pizzeria actually being a front for human trafficking. 4 seasons with the quality dropping tremendously on season 3

Some kind of mix between Hannibal and Carnivale about a wandering murderer of children and a man that's been obsessively following him for almost 20 years after losing his daughter. This man uses the only known survivor of the killer as bait to lure him and kill him. Set in some sort of really really near future where people seem to have lost all will and decay cover the cities and a new visionary apocalyptic faith is makind new adepts in small, improvised churches in rural areas. Dark and surreal and cryptic. Cancelled before any resolution. Sup Forums gets covered with "what did they mean by this?" for years.

A twilight zone type serial show but more modern. Like black mirror but with more occult and ghost shit and less bs computer nonsense and gratuitous interracial couples.

tough kid from the hood solves complex math problems on a chalkboard at a prestigious university

hes black btw

kevin hart mentors him and he gets his life together

Oh, so it's science fiction.

If it had the same tone, visuals, and overall feel as True Detective season 1, would watch/10.

I envision it at something akin to Lynch's Lost Highway.

A ghost helicopter solves crime, but only if you're white. If you're not white, the chopper chops you up.

Alright one man learns how to suck his own dick by practising flexibility. He teaches his sons because his wife left him and took all his money. He tells his sons if you can suck your own dick there's no need for women. The sons pass on the trait from generation to generation. Slowly as the world goes on more and more men do it. The population of women dwindles. Finally so much time has passed that women are almost extinct. Men just make more men through test tubes. The world's awesome. No need to worry or work out or be poor or not have fun with ur bros. Everything is great. SOME women still exist. They live in camps on the wild. Hidden. They keep a few men and use them as studs to breed and hopefully keep women alive.

Enter our characters. Jim. He works as a reintegration specialist. Reintegrates men found from the women camps.

John. He works on the kill squads hunting women and murdering them for taking advantage of males.

John Stamos. A stud that was recently taken from a woman camp and is being Reintegrated by Jim.

Stay tuned to witness the wacky hijinks

yeah who cares

Isn't this basically same thing The Normal Heart covered?

Two regular brothers are merged in a teleportation accident. They decide to merge other brothers and sisters to create a master race of merged siblings.
Only one man can stop them. And he is also gay.

Some average guy starts seeing all sorts of strange phenomena and aliens after getting into a car accident on a deserted stretch of highway. However, there's very little evidence of any of it, physical or otherwise, and the people he does manage to convince are oftentimes killed in all sorts of 'accidents' and other unlikely events.

Naturally, he's nearly driven completely insane by this, and begins to travel the entire country (driving, bus, on foot, hitchhiking) over the course of the show, and encounters new bizarre shit every week. The nature of his situation eventually changes to a full-blown manhunt, and the events start escalating into widespread paranoia and malaise in every town he visits.

Southern Bastards is better suited for HBO or maybe Showtime or Starz. Don't see it working on AMC with how gritty it is.

Anyway my idea, BLACK BOX:
>Two pilots as main characters, one played by Clancy Brown, opens with them sitting in a cockpit, cracking banter and acting friendly
>Suddenly they hear static and an odd transmission on their radio, they play it off as a joke considering they are flying through a well known relatively spooky corridor and think it is a nearby base playing pranks on them
>Voice on the other end mentions some historical information with some slight variants, both pilots look confused and tells the voice critical historical information
>They experience turbulence before further entering into a black cloud and emerge out of it being pursued by odd looking planes and are deemed a UFO and if they don't co-operate will be shot down, they co-operate
>Upon entering the ground they realize they are in America but something is off about this one, they soon loon America is balkanized and live under a feudal style system across the country, states are warring with one another cold war style and Alaska is still owned by Russia
>Both pilots are allowed to roam freely so long as they go on espionage missions to other states which they agree to do so, Brown learns his character went missing in Alaska for some reason but his wife in this universe begins to notice strange things about her husband
>Pilot ends with Brown swearing to his co-pilot he will get them home after co-pilot begins to suffer a mental breakdown upon learning his family is dead in this reality

Would watch this if it unfolds like a Pynchon novel.

I like how John Stamos single handedly made that idea turn from awful to decent

A bunch of deluded furries want to become animal-human hybrids and will do anything to get their wishes come true.
They break into laboratories, universities, experiment on themselves and others.

Zombies

But they're solving crimes!

Reality TV series set in medieval times.

Basically it would be Real World medieval style. Also the only way it would work is if it was grounded yet didn't take itself seriously (obviously). But having it just throw around regular reality show cliches mixed with medieval cliches would be pointless and probably what most writers would do so I change my mind the idea sucks.

Furry zombies. With AIDS!!

A David Lynch style Presidential drama/dark comedy where an outsider President gets unexpectedly elected, and he learns that reality is not what it seems and has to keep up appearances while dealing with paranormal politics/lizard people/aliums/etc.

The Son is pretty damn good, sad there is no discussion

Cuck. A show about the cuckolding subculture and what happened when a white man decides he doesn't want to be cucked anymore.

That could be hilarious

shitposting olympics

forum boards with one or two letter denotations, indicating various topics are set up on the internet

stupid attempt to get other stupider people to do their work for them, for free

adapt the yurope novels into a miniseries amc or i'll never smile again

I would watch this.
Does his paranoia and suffering eventually pay off or does he just go crazy as fuck eventually? Either I would watch

>mfw Trump is dealing with this shit right now

Just do Blood Meridian as a series. A poor illiterate kid in the 1860's runs off, gets in fights, joins the military, is defeated by hoards of indians, runs away again, arrested, joins a gang with Satan as the leader that massacres and rapes Indians, and so on. It would be a daring fucked up adventure showing the brutal hopelessness of the American wild west that's always moving around to new locations and with a devastating but accurate message about the human heart and it's failings.

>it runs at the pace of Better Call Saul
>show multiple seasons of gratuitous cuckoldry
>main guy is finally about to completely snap
>show is cancelled

San Francisco
1876
Police detective dealing with rampant crime in a city plagued with corruption.
Lead is a Civil War vet haunted by his past, while trying to make a future in California.

Shit idea m8, but got me thinking. AMC could adapt Steinbeck's East of Eden into a god tier series.

big tropical island mystery type show.
like lost, it's been awhile since lost.

be bleaker

lots of little islands

big spoiler is modern cannibals and gun running. must have an orangutan

A stoner doing what ever he can to become famous, always has a "big idea"

Mad Men with weed and writing instead of booze and advertising?
Mite b cool

Yeah, I'm split on a small town vs city location tho

Its weird how almost everyone in this thread writes a paragraph of dreck at first but then they have a great idea buried in there.

I swear I gave it a try and the first thing I saw was two Mexicans talking about how some racist rednecks were posting no-immigration signs around town then they ran into them and of course they were disgusting. I then dropped it.

Executive Producer

Vince Gilligan

A mild-mannered middle-aged schoolteacher finds out he has lung cancer and begins cooking meth with an ex-student of his to pay his medical bills. Eventually the cancer reaches his brain causing him to go full retard and get his brother-in-law killed, and the story ends with him commiting theoretical suicide after realizing what an awful person he is.

An Amish teen experiencing his "away" year, moves to San Francisco and gets a job as a door to door dildo salesman.
Each 30 minute episode finds this "fish out of water" pretty boy thrust into comedic situations due to his job, his naivete and his model good looks.
The double entendres come fast and thick.
Great opportunity to have a revolving door of celebrity guest stars, no set locations each week is in a different home/apartment.
Zany/Wacky situation comedy, with strong sexual themes.

SPECIAL ED
Follows the story of very "special" boy ed as he experiences life with the downs. Would include story arcs facing him off against villians like Fats McGee and the Retard Three

An hour long dramatic law and order series.
A dedicated/obsessed former/disgraced FBI agent hunts a serial pedophile/killer.
The show is splint into 2 segments each week, with one from the agents point of view and one from the pursued suspect point of view.
The agent is a rough, ugly, crude man, obease and coming apart at the seams.
The accused is a sophisticated, cosmopolitian, educated, very good looking man.
The series is shot in a pursuit/pursued format, think "the fugitive" beginning in Los Angeles and eventually ending in Washington DC, where our the hunted molester is protected by the well to do and the well connected in our governments highest offices.
Tons of cinematic locations, many opportunities for guest stars.

Every time he encounters a math problem, he's going to say "I'm going to science the shit out of this," right?

A likeable protagonist faces a series of increasingly difficult challenges and overcomes them in an entertaining way as a result growing as character.

A man and a woman are both detectives and they solve murder mysteries every week and throughout the series the audience is teased with the idea that maybe the protagonists will get together but we'll hold off of going too deep with that plot unless we get another season.

dangerous minds meets the OC

A wise cracking robot and his straigthman human sidekick solve mysteries across the United States of America.

Two guys, a girl and a hot dog stand.

I call it "Weiners."

A story about a white straight laced middle aged man who becomes an antihero. There will be at least one shot of him with a gun in a trailer.

>There will be at least one shot of him with a gun in a trailer.
But no such scene exists in the actual show, right?

Army Dog but as a kid friendly show and not the murderfest the film was

It's a misdirection,he is either dreaming it or practicing in the mirror. Trailer finishes with variation of "I did it for them" or "I am a good guy" while the title shows.

MAGA Superman.
A Superman analog implements all of Trump's proposals. It all works well and the owls is now paradise.

Had a dream about a demon that does butt stuff in his ivory tower. The world around gay Satans tower is an on going apocalypse, but with time slowed down and the anal fuckery inside the tower happens in real time.

There's also this crackhead that has to save his buddies inside the tower. All the while he fights off parodies of apocalyptic monsters in slowmotion outside Satans anal emporium.

I want a show about Wall Street brokers dealing with the tremendous pressures of their jobs, breaking while being stressed out at work and trying to handle family lives and shit. The theme would be, what are we doing all of this for?

Why the fuck do you dream about Satan buttfucking people during the Apocalypse?
Next you're going to tell me you aren't homosexual.

It's puzzling how there is no Wall Street premium drama on air. Billions doesn't count because it's just wish fulfillment and cliches. Margin Call as a show would be awesome.

in a world with no males left lesbian space pirates attempt to rob the only remaining sperm bank spaceship. "The Jackers Off"

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