It's a video essay

>it's a video essay
>they play In Motion from the Social Media soundtrack

>they play nujabes or some kind of jazz-inspired instrumental hip hop

>its a video essay narrated by an effeminate sounding numale

>some autist played the dovahkiin song from skyrim
I cringed into the 4th dimension

>some based user plays reptiles theme

>(slows down voice) and maybe, just maybe... the point of the essay..... when you think about it.............. is that there is no point.

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>video "essay"
>it's less than 20 minutes

>it's a documentary about an obscure 20th century progressive activist

>video essay due in 2 hours
>haven't started
>minimum length requirement is 2.5 hourmeters

>essayist has a British accent

why hasnt that chink sjw released a new video in like six months with all the donation money he's getting

>answering your own question

What is a film? One might say a long instance of moving pictures that go on for an hour or so. But, that's not me.

What is a film, to me?

It's emotion, and the feeling you get when you see something amazing for the first time. I remember when I was 5, I saw Star Wars for the first time, and it changed my life.

But why? Well to get into that I'll have to dig a little deeper...

kek

Who is this based on?

Who are you quoting?

Anything over those fucking royalty free ukelele/marimba tracks

Patrick H Williams
Every frame a painting
Nerdwriter1

Any of these nu male cucks

There is a guy from Liverpool who, I shit you not, has analysed just about every sentence of John Carpenters the thing

every single time

Marginally better than the whiny, nasal tones of a nu-male American

>Terrible sound quality
>No edits for mistakes made
>Lispy sounding, effeminate voice
>Not editing those slight lip smacks and breaths

Don't get me started on this shit, man. The amount of times I wanted some quick tutorial on something and it's under layers of KRSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH