>it's a video essay
>they play In Motion from the Social Media soundtrack
It's a video essay
>they play nujabes or some kind of jazz-inspired instrumental hip hop
>its a video essay narrated by an effeminate sounding numale
>some autist played the dovahkiin song from skyrim
I cringed into the 4th dimension
>some based user plays reptiles theme
>(slows down voice) and maybe, just maybe... the point of the essay..... when you think about it.............. is that there is no point.
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>video "essay"
>it's less than 20 minutes
>it's a documentary about an obscure 20th century progressive activist
>video essay due in 2 hours
>haven't started
>minimum length requirement is 2.5 hourmeters
>essayist has a British accent
why hasnt that chink sjw released a new video in like six months with all the donation money he's getting
>answering your own question
What is a film? One might say a long instance of moving pictures that go on for an hour or so. But, that's not me.
What is a film, to me?
It's emotion, and the feeling you get when you see something amazing for the first time. I remember when I was 5, I saw Star Wars for the first time, and it changed my life.
But why? Well to get into that I'll have to dig a little deeper...
kek
Who is this based on?
Who are you quoting?
Anything over those fucking royalty free ukelele/marimba tracks
Patrick H Williams
Every frame a painting
Nerdwriter1
Any of these nu male cucks
There is a guy from Liverpool who, I shit you not, has analysed just about every sentence of John Carpenters the thing
every single time
Marginally better than the whiny, nasal tones of a nu-male American
>Terrible sound quality
>No edits for mistakes made
>Lispy sounding, effeminate voice
>Not editing those slight lip smacks and breaths
Don't get me started on this shit, man. The amount of times I wanted some quick tutorial on something and it's under layers of KRSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH