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We act like we are in the Sup Forums of the DCEU

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*drools*

>superman was meant to be an alien
>looks 100% like a human

nice try jews but we're onto your metahuman bioengineering plot

Wow these superheroes we have sure are shit

If only they would actually save people

I think DCEU Sup Forums would end up loving Superman.

Superman still hans't killed all the Jews yet, WHAT THE FUCK! I thought he said he'd be snapping the necks of all the baddies.

...they must've summoned the power of Moloch and got some incriminating evidence of him with some minors at one of their "Jew Parties".

So what does Neil de Grasse Tyson thinks about Katana and her magical soul absorbing sword?

That bat guy sure is something huh, Metropolis fags?
*shouts across lake to Metropolis*
I'm a big guy for you fucking faggots!

>nearly destroys Metropolis
>build him a statue
Metropocucks everyone.

BLEX BLOOPTHOR!

STOP CLAPPING FOR GLORX GLUTHER!

WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING HE STOLE TWO CAKES! AND THAT'S TERRIBLE!

IMPEACH ORX ZOOPFER NOW!

I saw the Joker hustling his girl to some nigger. wtf?

Go back to being stabbed by niggers because your hero is a drunk Gotcucks.

why is he so fucking based bros?

Did you hear the news, Bruce Wayne is planning to buy Sup Forums and cancel it? Why would stupid playboy like him do this?

Wish I could smell her vagoo.

dceu Sup Forums would unironically love the mcu

all the JUST Bruce posting got to him

I actually live in Coast City. ain't no freaks here.

wound't it be gay if someone licked Superman's cock in that statue? haha

Have you seen that chick wonder bread shes hot as fuck id like to be her pussy slave

>goes to thailand for sexcation
>comes back to metropolis
>office is destroyed
>we're still getting paid
based alien dude.

Lois Lane Fappening when?

I would unironically be depressed and jump of a building just for supes to catch me, just so i could snuggle into his manly chest and feel like nothing would or could hurt me

ps. pic related is the goatest scene in capeshit history

I want to lick Wonder Woman's pusy.

holy fucking shit I fucked joker's girlfriend. Don't believe me? I recorded the audio with my Lexphone. soundgasm.net/u/yourdirtybaby/F4A-Harley-Quinn-Makes-a-House-Call-CheatingBe-My-Puddin-Tonight-BJ-OralRiding-Vroom-VroomFunny-Girls-are-Sexy-GIrls

she had cotton candy where her pubes were supposed to be

we figured out where he keeps his cheese pizza.

President Luthor is the best. Good that he executed former president Trump.

>implying trump wouldn't be lex

Guys do you think Wonder Woman has STDs from the ancient Greece era?

Amazons only have sex for procreation and Diana has no children.

>face shows ripples from the stress of moving through the atmosphere
>hair perfectly still
hmm

Whats ancient Greece got to do with stds?

He's Superman ain't gotta explain shit

Superman and Wonder Woman have sex and date each other.

They fucked like wild rabbits with zero protection. She must be carrying some nasty skin eating shit from that era.

if someone who isn't me typed "Cyborg is a bassmouth pickaninny dirty fighting jungle bunny nigger ape-man coon!"... would the shiny guy instantly find someone who isn't me's post and track someone who isn't me's location? Asking for someone who isn't me.

not canon. wonderbat is where its at

I sure do hope so, underage b8 need to go die

Anyone here of that Flash faggot?
I heard he's a big bitch boy who watches Rick and Morty.
Lol I beat he browses Reddit the fucking queen.

Why did moot leave Sup Forums for LexCorp?

reddit spacing

who here /gotham/

what is reddit?

>Trump says he will keep the illegals out
>Superman wasn't detained at all

fucking Trump. should have voted for Hillary

>here

Dopey Superman is a total loser. I like heroes who didn't get killed by Doomsday.

>was in a burning building weeks ago
>saw people around me getting saved by Supergirl
>pretend to pass out because of the fumes
>I got to rest my head against her chest while she saved me

You should try it guys

What did her pits smell like?

are her boobs soft?

roastie whore

Smells like sweat and latex
Not that much, but the "S" on her costume was a bit in the way unfortunately, but from what I've felt, they're definitely boobkino

dance off bro

you and me

based pusyposter

>mfw want to get picked up by superbro
>get picked up by a disgusting roastie whore who can barely lift my 200+lb ass

So why didn't Superman save my cat from a tree? Who does this guy think he is?!

>rob a bank last week
>was actually hoping for beef cake Superman to fuck my asshole up
>some androgynous Jew comes and slices my dick off while screaming "men are inferior to women!"
What the fuck went wrong?

You're a fucking idiot. Did would have fucking killed us if Superman didn't break his neck.

If I pretend I'm drowning, will she come for me?

Maybe if your guy from Space X.
Enton or something.

mobile posting was a mistake

More importantly, why do we allow Atlantisfags to post here? Everyone knows they are the worst shitposters.

Don't come to Arkham tomorrow

Bane?

fuck, how's your dick?

>atlantisfag

get the fuck out, fishscum

>you will never be saved by based Superman only for you to form a meaningful bond of friendship and brotherhood where you become his best bro and link to mankind

Anybody got a light? It's so dark in here.

>was in a burning building weeks ago
>saw people around me getting saved by Supergirl
>pretend to pass out because of the fumes
>had to rest my head against The Flash's chest as he saved me

I wish the real world were more like these Marvel stories I read, because our actual superheroes suck dick.

>Wallace Keefe
WHat was his end game?

lel timelinefags, get rekt

Hi guys, I have a wild theory, but hear me out. I think Bruce Wayne is the Batman vigilante.

>drunk, retarded sjw playboy
>crim killing batbro
pick one you fucking retard

Why are all the superheroes using the logo that an evil madman made up for them?

You'll realize the meaning of their actions when you hit 25.

>bruce-bat theorists
>again

you know that he's just a stupid rich kid with daddy's money, right?

he bangs 11/10 models erryday and looks clueless as fuck.

Also he's a fatass.

u retarded?
Superman's symbol is alien
Batman is older than Lex
WW is older than Lex
that flash guy literally looks like lightning
Cyborg already had a design on his chest
Aquaman is old AF and atlantis is ancient

did you guys listen to Alex Jones talk about that blue beam in the sky?
He said it was some old aztec witch who was defeated by a gang of criminals. Seriously what the fuck will he think of next?

laugh all you want but i literally got a little teary eyed at this scene.

I fucking love Man of Steel. Greatest capeshit film ever made no question.
>inb4 DC fanboy
BvS and Suicide Squad were.... disappointing and i enjoy a few of the MCU films

Someone should make movies based off these heroes. I bet they'd get amazing reviews.

>literally just making your post easier to read is now reddit
this is a whole new level of cringe

no-one wants more 'real life' shit, a pirate film would be cool tbqh

This! Nu-males hated Superman in BvS

>refugees drowning in the Mediterranean
>Superman saves them
>takes them straight to Europe
Thanks Supes

There is no doubt that the World Engine scene is unfiltered kino. We've had entire threads about it.

youtu.be/7p5-14rjWUM?t=864

Skip to 14:24

>Prevents all life on Earth being wiped out to make room for Kryptonian terraforming.
>DUDE HE DIDNT SAVE ANYONE HOW IS HE A HERO THOSE ARMY GUYS SEEMED TO HAVE THE SITUATION WELL IN HAND.

Day of the heat vision can't come soon enough.

Nu-males will beg for MoS Superman once Lois dies and he goes full Darkseid on their asses.

youtu.be/P9i8xFGN0BE

someone need to kill the fucking larper already

I hear there are giant alligators in the sewer. Be safe brother.

i just heard from alex jones that batman is controlled opposition and that he is working with the government to promote killing evil people and i think hes right. so many years of cops bullshitting us about trying to catch the bat yet he gets away every fucking time. the false flags need to stop already and expose the actors participating in the government funded plays. theres no fucking way that many villains have names already.

Superman is a bitch, Shazam is better

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No seriously, an evil madman made all but 2 of their symbols, and they're totally using them.

What is wrong with them?

What is Reddit spacing?

Guys do you think President Luthor will run again in four years?

It's when a nigger BLACKS a white woman with this BBC

his idea of merging gotham with metropolis is simply genius.

Could be the other was around you know.
He just saw the symbols on their chests and used them.

Have you watched BvS Ultimate Edition? Man of Steel is a primal and raw Christ allegory, while BvS is more of a critique of man, showing how and why we reject said Christ in life, only embracing him after the ultimate sacrifice is made. Both are apex kinography. Suicide Squad was normie bait and fucking awful as a result. I really fucking hope Joss "Cuck" Whedon doesn't ruin Justice League, although I had a feeling the studio was going to dilute Snyder's vision even before he took a leave of absence.

>implying it was the Superman who destroyed Capitolium
Obvious false flague.

Will superman make communism real?

It's a new retarded belief that dividing a longer post in to more coherent format (which everyone including anons have been doing since the invention of written language) is somehow a mark of being from reddit.

Or it is some new le epic baiting I don't get.