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Which movie got you thinking?

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I did the numbers. Hawks and Lang are tied for my favorite director. Welles, Hitchcock, and Ford right behind them. Johnnie To leapfrogged past Anthony Mann and Buster Keaton to make my Top Ten.

The news should be about steakbro being back to save /lbg/

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No one who thinks Nicholas Ray isn't great is going to save anything.

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Too late, steakembryo, you've already been EXPOSED.

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I need to know a single thing any of these names did that Griffith, Brown, King, Cruze, Borzage, Ince, Vidor, and Stroheim didn't already do

>83275872
Intolerance>A Brighter Summer Day
Flesh and Fantasy+A Woman's Face+Scotland Yard>Face of Another
The Goose Woman>Certain Women
One Exciting Night>Jeanne Dielman

Gone With the Wind has better matte paintings. Better directors too. Vctor Fleming+George Cukor+Raoul Walsh>Nicholas Ray

>One Exciting Night>Jeanne Dielman
But One Exciting Night isn't one of the greatest art films ever made.
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Intolerance>A Brighter Summer Day
Flesh and Fantasy+A Woman's Face+Scotland Yard>Face of Another
The Goose Woman>Certain Women
One Exciting Night>Jeanne Dielman

Also, checked your watched films and saw you the only silent film you've seen was Battleship Potemkin, Criterionbabby. Doubt you knew Stroheim already did intellectual montage in 1919.

>he watches illustrated text

Emily Jean > Griffith

Prove that was me that wrote that. Also, everything listed on that list minus Griffith's and Stroheim's films is garbage.

Dorothy Gish>Emily Jean

Make a film that's not illustrated text

Dorothy Gish WISHES she were Emily Meme!

>uh-uh-uh... I-I didn't write that. It must have been someone else who spams these threads 24/7 with griffith worship and claims that cinema hasn't advanced past the 30s
KEK

>claims that cinema hasn't advanced past the 30s
>claims
Prove that it has. Rules of the Game, Gone With the Wind, Intolerance, Greed, and The Crowd have already been made.

>tfw have some really good sex but don't watch any movies to log on Letterboxd

suffering

>made 70/70 that don't illustrate text
>griffith made 0/520

And since you plebs love your Soviet montage flicks, all of those were already made in the 20's.

montage didn't reach its apogee until '63

gay

>plot for The Cook, The Thief, The Wife, and His Lover
English gangster Albert Spica has taken over the high-class Le Hollandais Restaurant, run by French chef Richard Boarst. Spica makes nightly appearances at the restaurant with his retinue of thugs. His oafish behavior causes frequent confrontations with the staff and his own customers, whose patronage he loses, but whose money he seems not to miss.
Forced to accompany Spica is his reluctant, well-bred wife, Georgina, who soon catches the eye of a quiet regular at the restaurant, bookshop owner Michael. Under her husband's nose, Georgina carries on an affair with Michael with the help of the restaurant staff. Ultimately Spica learns of the affair, forcing Georgina to hide out at Michael's book depository. Boarst sends food to Georgina through his young employee Pup, a boy soprano who sings while working. Spica tortures the boy before finding the bookstore's location written in a book the boy is carrying. Spica's men storm Michael's bookshop while Georgina is visiting the boy in hospital. They torture Michael to death by force-feeding him pages from his books. Georgina discovers his body when she returns.
Overcome with rage and grief, she begs Boarst to cook Michael's body, and he eventually complies. Together with all the people that Spica wronged throughout the film, Georgina confronts her husband finally at the restaurant and forces him at gunpoint to eat a mouthful of Michael's cooked body. Spica obeys, gagging. Georgina then shoots him in the head, calling him a cannibal.

Why do you make flicks that are illustrated text

Montage cannot evolve past accelerated montage, parallel montage, and montage-by-attraction. Content does not change the form, and all already formally peaked by the late 20's.

>text to explain the images
>this was meant to prove something
kek

"i found them visually pedantic. both had pretty great screenplays, but that doesn't matter much when they're so boring to look at. to paraphrase someone smarter and funnier than i am, In a Lonely Place would be great if film weren't a visual medium." -steakbro

>hasn't watched more than 2 silent films

Got any more Bazin you were planning to plagiarize?

*cue steakbro watching silent films each day off of TSPDT to futilely prove his self-worth to me

you're a dog and always will be one. fetch boy, fetch.

got any more greenway you were planning to plagiarize

Montage didn't reach its peak until P&G by Michael Bay.

>accelerated montage
already done by Abel Gance in La Roue

You literally have no reading comprehension.

You literally have no visual comprehension or taste. Stick to coloring books, aspie.

Is this also a Bazin quote? Don't you have any thoughts of your own?

>Don't you have any thoughts of your own
Yes, I do. Griffith is the greatest filmmaker that ever lived. Do you

>Griffith's by no means comparable to Eisenstein, but certainly the stupid man who introduced notions of narrative into cinema, which is the worst possible thing he could have done, could be said to be responsible for the origins of American Cinema.

27amdi34, do you watch anything that's not on youtube or a list. You're probably to gangly and disgusting to show yourself at a museum or library

Griffith introduced visual poetry not narrative. Griffith didn't use scripts

Can you explain why without plagiarizing Bazin? No? Didn't think so.

Show your face, megaautist.

why would anyone bother watching anything like that with the finite amount of consciousness we have left

Post your profile and be mocked for eternity by me and everyone else here

>le 27amdi34 boogeyman

>literary terminology

>had Greenaway been alive and making films in the 1800s we would've already seen cinema's cubist period
>tfw

Anyone else hype?

When are the awards announced?

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It begins in 15 minutes

Why did you watch True Heart Susie over A Romance of Happy Valley or The Greatest Question in Life

Is it because you're incapable of watching anything that's not on TSPDT

Why didn't you watch Isn't Life Wonderful or Dream Street

Why did you give True Heart Susie 4 stars

Why did you conveniently watch True Heart Susie after the past couple of Griffith-centric threads

Something to Live For>Ikiru

A Romance of Happy Valley>400 Blows

Alice in Wonderland 1933>Alice

WIld Girl 1932>Grizzly Man

Greatest Question in Life>Winter Life

OriginalName3 and robotpie exposed for pseuds without independent thought!

>Wild Girl 1932>Grizzly Man
Why would you compare a fiction movie with a documentary

Elephant Boy+Man of Aran>Grizzly Man

/lbg/ exposed for being pseuds that can't watch anything not on an aggregated list!

Explain how.

Conrad in Quest of His Youth 1920>Paris, Texas

They did the exact same thing formally and content-wise better before the latter were released. Ergo, you're a shit-taste having pseud with no knowledge of the history of the medium, can only regurgitate what a list tells you to think.

There aren't many movies not on lists you know

Better in what way?

>ad hominem

To be fair I am an embryo t.

There are over 300 million films in existence with most of those being released before 1940. Get better taste. And if a single film from a list is found on your watch history in the future, make sure to be exposed and mocked for eternity.

If you can't see how any of those films mentioned are better, you're a lost cause. Can't fix shit taste.

ad hominem

Also, you're asking for an explanation of why the films mentioned are better, but you have no intelligent reviews on your profile and more than likely couldn't explain why any of your favorites are good beyond that they featured relatable self-inserted characters for you and they were featured on an aggregated list therefore couldn't even find them on your own. You not only have irreparable shit taste and lack independent thought, but you also don't know anything theoretically relative to a medium you spend so much time consuming. You're a triple pleb.

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Hard to bring up a counterargument when you don't even have an intelligent argument as to why any of the films you like are anything beyond mediocre.

A-S and I are going to be married! I love my fiance!

You ought to not watch unoriginal garbage and flicks with dialogue. It's actually funny how little you know about the medium

OriginalName3, name one formal innovation established after 1939

Doomsday 1928+Hindle Wakes 1927>In the Mood for Love+Brief Encounter

shut the fuck up

Kek

praise kek

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>avant-garde
>short form
>nonobjective
>verse-film
>structuralism
>video art

You haven't even seen Hindle Wakes nor Doomsday and you only found In the Mood for Love and Brief Encounter because you read Wikipedia or heard from film """"critics"""".

Go back to r/TrueFilm and downloading films off TSPDT, criterionbabby

Name one formal innovation made after 1939, OriginalName3

emily jean

Keep crying, criterionbabby

how has the weekend been for you kinofriends?

A dangerous method should have been at least an hour longer.

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*cue members of /lbg/ adding the films I've mention ITT to their watchlist then giving them low stars to spite me and proclaiming their shit taste to the world

way down east is best griffith! wtf

>way down east is best griffith
That's a lie

Well I love all X-Men Movies I love Wolverine 1 the are all Five Star + movies and favorite character is Wolverine because Huge jackman is awesome and super great .... BUT then came an ass hole a director good for shit he ruin Wolverine he destroys the legend instead of making a good good bye film for Wolverine he made a tragedy FUCK YOU MANGOLD Or better I say manshit here is a song I write for Mangold : oooooh mangold
oh ohhhh James mangold
FUCK you you asshole
you are a true son of a whore
don't make any more movies
you son of a whore

Well I love all X-Men Movies I love Wolverine 1 the are all Five Star + movies and favorite character is Wolverine because Huge jackman is awesome and super great .... BUT then came an ass hole a director good for shit he ruin Wolverine he destroys the legend instead of making a good good bye film for Wolverine he made a tragedy FUCK YOU MANGOLD Or better I say manshit here is a song I write for Mangold : oooooh mangold
oh ohhhh James mangold
FUCK you you asshole
you are a true son of a whore
don't make any more movies
you son of a whore

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