What's your favorite kaiju movie?

What's your favorite kaiju movie?

Someone edit ancalagon on there.

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I love this meme

Heisei is best era.

Vs Biollante is best goji.

Daigoro best kaiju confirmed

The Gamera trilogy is kino

Kong: Skull Island

I get tolkien was inspired by jormungandr but how the fuck does this thing even survive it makes no sense????

>head above the atmosphere
>would need several small city sized food portions a day
>if it beat its wings it would level mountains
>if it breathed fire it would burn off the worlds atmosphere

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Godzilla 1998

he was a big guy

How does a giant snek encircle the entire planet?

ANCALAGON FUCKING SHITS GTFO OF MY KAIJU THREAD!

for you

And most importantly
>What is its tax policy

I clicked on this thread expecting Ancalagon so I could ask your question because I can't fucking understand how this thing even does anything.

>It would have to never move, or it would fuck half a continent with it's movements.

>The earthquakes from it wanting to go for a walk would be impossible to deal with.

>It's water consumption would dry up even the sea at some point.

>What if it sneezes?

And let's not forget, if its not moving, it's excretions would make the area behind him uninhabitable and toxic.

The smell could kill people.

Reality fags shitting up another thread
Pls go

It was just a metaphor

That pic looks a bit like the doomsday machine in Star Trek TOS. Would look better if it was mechanical but pretty cool nonetheless.

>"Good stories deserve a little embellishment." - Tolkien

It's nice to apply reality to these things. Otherwise he's just too magical to fuck up anything.

He'd die of boredom because he cant move without killing millions if he goes for a run.

I really wonder what type of fear/weakness a man would feel when seeing something like that happen.

Knowing that the moon you're standing on is probably next.

it's a meme you dip, nigga was maybe twice or thrice the size of Smaug. and besides, he lived in a mythical era of magic when gods walked on earth

>>head above the atmosphere
The world was still flat then, and the sun and the moon were literally pulled by chariots.

>I really wonder what type of fear/weakness a man would feel when seeing something like that happen.
he would just laugh

I think the overwhelming amazement and wonder would make it so you feel no fear or weakness. Knowing that all of the rest of humanity is extinct I'd probably just accept my fate and be happy I got such a spectacular one.

>Wow, humanity really was pathetically pointless after all. We were nothing.

>I really wonder what type of fear/weakness a man would feel when seeing something like that happen.
"fucking kikes"

Explain how he demolished three Everest sized mountains then

Tolkien states that the middle-earth world and our world are the same

a blonde faggot killed him because the good is more powerful than the bad

and this

That again makes no sense... only a megaton nuke would even come close to harming it for fucks sake

you know that an air buble in your veins is enough to kill you right?

explain how a plane demolished wtc

And how do you intend to penetrate my 100ft layer of skin?

Jet fuel

magic, nigga

user..

with this:

Err... it didnt

With a magic spear forged by elves with the fire of some magic mountain and made of dwarf iron and shooted from a fliying giant eagle, how about that you fucking reptile?

>Being Food is nothing
I want Nihilist to leave

Ok, can we leave aside the autism please.

What are your expectations of ghidora and do you think they should make any alterations to the original design

I want mothra

say that again and I'll make you fuck your sister you little shit

>say that again and I'll make you fuck your sister you little shit
YOU FUCKING REPTILE WITH TWO SMALL SPKIED PENISES THAT FALL OFF WHEN YOU FUCK

GMK, op

This ones good too

it's important to realize that the Silmarillion is conceived of as a myth. asking what Ancalagon ate is like those classical Greek writers who read Homer and were like "hey, where the hell IS the land of the Lotus Eaters anyway?!"

Only at a very VERY late time in the development of his work (like, post-LOTR) did Tolkien go back and attempt to square the myths with reality at all. He did this by trying to come up with a heliocentric model for the universe as opposed to the existing one, where not only is the world geocentric but the sun doesn't even exist until the earth has already existed for tens of thousands of years, and the experience was so dispiriting to him that he just said fuck it.

tl;dr Ancalagon eats the primal, uncivilized naïveté of ancient humankind.

He's going to be much more lizard like. Like Smaug but with 3 heads

>All the details are put in the background
>forground and the fucking dragon itself just some digital smears
Tremendously shit artist

What about this one?

Will cute dorats make an appereance?

mothra is literally a meme. just stop.

I dont see how that would work considering ghidoras legs

Better
in this case I will nitpick the shit design of the dragon itself

Imagine smaug with 6 limbs

mothra and ghidorah are so fucking overused
I hate them

yes, i can see you're a dragoon connoisseur

>no wings
>dragon

Indeed I am

>tfw ancalagon fuel can't melt gold rings

>chinese """"""""""""dragons""""""""""""

God, sure fantasy is a genre for retards

Technically he's a wyrm

says the retard with terrible syntax

I don't know much about the Godzilla franchise but i really enjoyed the Godzilla gamecube game and King Ghidorah was easily my favorite there.
What would you say is the best movie centered around him?

>Tell Glaurung he's not a dragon
>Get hypnotized
>now you see his wings
>and fuck your sister

The design already leaked, Ghidorah is wyvern esque.

Isn't ghidora a dragon though?

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah is the best of the schlocky fun Godzilla movies, Tokyo SOS and Giant Monsters All Out Attack are also great

the only film in the franchise which is genuinely great is the original, Japanese cut of Gojira

He's a kaiju, and legendary seems to want the designs more animalistic since ghidorah looks like a 3 headed smaug.

>Not respecting Chinese dragons
You're no true connoisseur

>Implying english is my first language

It was a flying boat. Thorondor was just his wingman.

Pacific Rim easily

>makes you fuck your 10/10 qt sister
>blesses you with a child
>allows you to live a comfy rustic lifestyle

What did glaurung do that was so wrong exactly?

>Muh snake with a lion head
"No."

thats why its bad, hello

Don't get me wrong, I much prefer the European style dragons

Turin was a Feanor-tier asshole.

vidya dragons >western dragons> chink dragons

Hmm if that is a mountaintop that he's touching, then even the second largest creature there, so the three-headed thing, would barely be visible at this scale.

Horrible body odor

>I am gonna totally bang that
>Best day of my life

It is a mountain top...

>The three-headed thing
>is on Sup Forums
>doesn't know fucking King Ghidorah

The scale is this full pic is so off

godzilla vs kinghhidorah 1991
godzilla vs mechagodzilla

then how big is he

sorry, im not a weeb degenerate...

Conservative estimates place him at 20 - 30 miles

Leaked practical Ghidorah

He could be to scale on that pic, but that would mean the flying barge is massive on its own. Which it is not

>over 60 years of godzilla
>is on Sup Forums
>hasn't heard a single time of King Ghidorah

Rate this dragon

Hes nearer to the audience than ancalagon

>winglet
nigger can't fly/10

In which case the beam of light thing is wrong. Or the barge is flying straight past ancalagon

Godzilla is ingrained in pop culture like superman or batman but how many would be able to list lesser known bat/supes villains