ATIA OF THE JULII I CALL FOR a Rome thread

ATIA OF THE JULII I CALL FOR a Rome thread

Who is the best character and why is it based Marc Anthony?

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>Mark Anthony
>worships dogs and reptiles
>blackens his eyes with soot
>dances and plays the cymbals in vile nilotic rites
>best character

I'll give you that Cesar/Anthony/Posca scenes are the best.

>Posts Servilia instead

is this the most honorable execution scene ever?

youtube.com/watch?v=4Ed8vNcMif0

THIRTEENTH

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Apt for a consul of Rome.

TRVE ROMAN BREAD
FOR TRVE ROMANS

Also Caesar is best character duh

SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF A CONSOLE OF ROME

Reminder that S2 Octavian ruined every scene he was in with his shit acting.

>implying this isnt the GOAT scene
youtube.com/watch?v=WsGEoYUZ6r8

it's like an assembly of worst actors and characters in the show featuring attia. octavian and his hobbit squad.

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>know that if I ever hit you, its because it gives me sexual pleasure

what did the writers mean by this?

Based nympho Cleopatra

GOAT TIER:
>Vorenus
>Pullo
>Posca
>Antony
>Newsreader

GOOD TIER:
>Julius Caesar
>Atia
>Cicero
>Pompey
>S1 Octavian

OK TIER:
>Cato
>Brutus
>Cleopatra
>Niobe
>Octavia

SHIT TIER:
>Livia
>S2 Octavian
>Timon
>Agrippa
>Caesarion

I AM NOT PLAYING
THIS IS NOT A GAME

i could never take this show seriously

it always felt like a low budget, poorly acted, poorly cast, poorly written version of the 1963 cleopatra movie

i mean it was a good show and everything, but watching the movie first spoiled me

also i really didn't like the guy playing older Octavian, he felt a bit out of place

>low budget
>poorly acted
>poorly written

Was it autism?

I disliked their portrayal of Cicero as a whimpering coward

These being the words of Marcus Tullius Cicero.
When I was a young man, I defended our State. As an old man, I shall not abandon it.
I give sincere thanks to Mark Antony, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable.
I address you directly, Antony.
Please listen, as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a drink-sodden, sex-addled wreck.
You are certainly not without accomplishments.
It is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt before even coming of age.
You have brought upon us war, pestilence and destruction.
You are Rome's Helen of Troy. But then a woman's role has always suited you best.

>Aegyptus I'm SPQR

If I stabbed you 23 times would you die?

It would be extremely treacherous

>"OF THE JULII"

There was no such thing, ffs

Et tu

Shut the fuck up you autistic sack of shit

Polly Walker made me spill several gallons of semen while watching this show.
Good times.

u mad bro?

but S2 Octavian was great, you fucking pleb

he wasn't though

He probably wasn't the worst actor on the show but he was shit. He made Octavian out to be a retarded autistic faggot.

We are talking about Octavian, a man who spent several nights hitting his head against the wall and shouting REEEEEE, VARUUS!

He wasn't retarded nor autistic. He was just very cold.

Don't forget the Lex Julia.

That's an exaggeration, not to mention he was the most successful and charismatic politician of his era. Moreso than Julius even. He was basically the opposite of autistic

All mockery of (((Jews))) and their (((one god))) must be kept to an appropriate minimum.

This list is a hundred percent correct and those who doubt me suck cock by choice.

Yeah, nah, you're an absolute cunt.

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O board, you have held up so much tedious shitposting that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

Heh

She shoulda invested in a pc

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DELET

yes there was

Gaius and Aulus biopic when?

haha i am educaated and get this reference includie me in the screen shot

LONG LIVE GENERAL GAIUS
JULIUS
CAESAR
SAVIOR OF OUR REPUBLIC

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>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
Was it autism?

>On April 19th I made bread

>A small problem gets larger if you ignore it
Fuck you dad

HE REFUSES TO BUMP ME!

Sometimes I have dreams that Rome got to expand it's story over the course of more than two seasons.

No need, we got game of thrones instead bro ;)