WHERE'S MY FUCKING CAKE

WHERE'S MY FUCKING CAKE

The ending where the kid stabs the voodoo doll and kills his dad has always bothered me, still a classic though.

The monster in the box is the best one.

...

This scarred me as a child, why my parents let me watch it I don't know. It may be self aware of things around me real fast.

I watched Creepshow as a kid so many fucking times.

Hillbilly offing himself was really good.

*made me

the cake is a lie

Something To Tide You Over > The Crate > Father's Day > They're Creeping Up On You > Lonesome Death of Jordy Verill

I SAID WHERE'S MY FUCKING FATHER'S DAY CAKE BEDILIA???!

I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LOOOOONG TIME!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what the fuck was this guys problem?

I thought The Crate was better than Tide.

fag

>fag

>Not wanting a big tittied Adrienne Barbeau wife to dominate you

why was creepshow 2 such shit compared to the first one?
>store indian comes to life
>hitch hiker wont go away
>lake tar monster

all shit stories

The trash monster in the lake was pretty fun desu senpai

Hey guys, guys... The Cake is a Lie. Huh, huh?

THANKS FOR THE RIDE LADY

I know the third one was a serious dip in quality from the first two but the story of the woman they thought was a robot and then cut her up or something but she was very much alive still sticks with me

>it wasn't written by Stephen King
>it was directed by Michael Gornick instead of George A. Romero
It's pretty easy to figure out where things went wrong.

The fuck are you talking about?

They're Creeping Up On You > Father's Day > The Crate > The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill > Something to Tide You Over

Had to look it up. It's called The Professor's Wife. Shit must have been 2008 when I saw it

Anybody see the UFO in Raft?

something something arrow to the knee

creepshow!

I didn't even know there was a Creepshow 3.

me either

evil Leslie Nielson was pretty cool, I wish there was more of that

He's probably roasting in hell. Go there and enjoy faggot.

>"I can hold my breath A LOOOONG TIME."

THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY

Mojave Desert, Nuclear Winter, yada yada yada.

Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horrors is true campy horror goodness.