We need someone to play the Russian guy

>We need someone to play the Russian guy
>Got you covered, senpai. Calling the Swede right now.

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damn

>We need someone to play the italian gangster
>How about the Swede?
>Perfect

goodnight sweetprince

is good?

>We need a side character to steal the show because he's too based
>I got this Swede

>We need someone to play a redneck scumbag with a southern accent
>The swede is already in wardrobe

i mean, this guy's career is basically as the ambiguous weird european dude. he's been german, norwegian, russian. pretty much anytime americans need a generic european character whose accent we won't recognize, he gets an acting role.

>we need a guy who can pull off a silly accent for our comedic car commercial but we also want the commercial to be pure kino and live on for a thousand years as the pinnacle of marketing

K-19 is pretty great for just that alone. Its like every non english accent actor and Harrison Ford pretending to be russian, sometimes.
Its a GOAT badaccentcore movie.

>We need a guy whose a better actor than the main characters but will cost us 10 times less

Took me right out of the John Wick films that both the Russian boss guys had thick Swedish accents desu

>Tfw this will be my hairline in 5-10 years
>26

as long as you can grow a beard you'll be alright

better get lifting though if you don't already
you'll be even better if you have a good face/rugged looks like Statham or Willis

How tall are you? Your survival depends on your answer to this question

I can grow a pretty good beard

6'1
so king of manlets

Same here famiglia and I'm 5'9 and skinny af.
Can grow a decent beard at least

6'1 is not manlet status. You've spent too much time on /fit/.

uh, yeah it is

case in point, guy in middle is 6'1, left is 6'3

Russians and Swedes are both asian, therefore not white.

His and Keanu's pet project was kinda fun.
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>not based (let me google him) Rade Serbedzija?

fail user

me on the right

this is my hairline at 21

Swedes aren't asian.
Finns are.
Yes, there is a difference.

This is a good hairline. I'm guessing right now you still have some loose hair on top? That's not good.

I'm NW2.5, my hair on top is still full it's just receding. I'm balding from the front back, not the top.

What's the name of this pose?

Literally watched Fargo last night.

the gyno(dyel) pose

>Quick, we need someone to play Satan
>got you covered, senpai

You're fine then. As long as there's no catholic monk type of bald spot on the top, you're fine. When that happens, go for a buzz cut.

I'm mirin the shape of his skull. Mine is small and looks ugly.

the punished manlet

am i the only one who finds his name so cool to speak out loud? sounds almost like a game of thrones character

>guy in middle is 6'1, left is 6'3
made me chuckle desu

with correct pronunciation, yea
but, like most swedish words, with american pronunciation it sounds horrible

Why? Why? All he had to do is laugh it off and try to save face. His height was bad enough but once he took off his shirt it went to shit. Gross hair trail and the weirdest chest insertion and gyno ive seen.

Dude in the middle literally looks like he has female breasts when he flexes.

On a scale of 1-10, how soaked were her panties?

Dammit, user, now I've fallen down the Jane Levy hole again.

Jesus,she doesn't even look at the guy in the middle once,like he doesn't exist.

no cares about your hair that much

a modern Sean Connery