Positive Wonder Woman reviews

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Thoughts?

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The shilling is real

>Thoughts?

Very cool, very cool

oh ffs these are real

we will never reach the stars

kill me now....

>bunch of randoms from youtube hovering at 10k views
It'll be the same story, actual film critics will hate it but it will still make a bunch of money because it's now cool and socially acceptable to like superhero stuff.

Is he, dare to say it,our guy then?
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>literally whos on youtube love capeshit

wow

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The other thread have a bunch of literal IMBD whos with 1 review giving WW 1 star.

If only women could save us from the Germans!

There's thousands of imdb reviews, they never matter. The average score is at 9 or something

Gal Godot shouldn't have been picked for the role. They should've picked someone like Linda Carter, but with bigger tits.

we ve moved

>actual film critics will hate it
There was an actual autistic redditor who compliled the tweets of the top critics at Rotten Tomatoes to guess the final score and they were all praising it.

Scott Mendelson from Forbes for example explicitly said he was going to give it a fresh.

The theme of the film is that war is terrible, not that Germans are.

>wonder woman should just be a walking pair of tits

seriously grow up

>Batman's love interest

Whatever you say Amerifat.

Source for said critics? Because I've searched the Mendelson guy, he sounds like a tool and doesn't really specify if he'll give it a fresh (although he clearly will)

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>Because I've searched the Mendelson guy, he sounds like a tool and doesn't really specify if he'll give it a fresh
Not him but it's literally in the link you posted.
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All of those "critics" (many are just nerd crew bloggers) gave MoS glowing reviews. Would be 100% on RT with a 8.2 average.

Waow. Another superhero shit. Another tonn of """reviews""" by """nerds""". Impressive. Very nice.
World not burning in nuclear fire during caribbean crisis was a mistake.

I see. I still don't really care about the opinion of a guy preventively talking about how we should fight sexism to talk about a movie. What other people did the autist mention?

It could be a good movie or it could be shit. Either way it's gonna be like Ghostbusters (2016) where it automatically gets an extra 50% added to its RT score just because it's a chick flick

Mendelson churned out article after article every day shitting on SS and people loved him back then. Funny how things change.

>move cursor over link
>picture of a hipster fag making a dumb face in front of a blue screen

what is this genre called?? because I'm sure as fuck not clicking any of these links

Well, i wasn't among them. Checking his RT page he also gave rotten scores to Strange or GotG2, and his fresh reviews seem very contained, many 6s all around, he's clearly a "wild card" as far as console wars ammunitions go

I still don't give a fuck about muh feminism

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>Look at me I'm a skinnyfat beta male with a receding hairline that has never had any serious trials in my life so I get an adrenaline rush out of going to the movie threatre to watch the gender role reversal horror flick that shows an Israeli superwoman save mankind with her bracers (they're bulletproof, Marvelcucks).

reeee.

Feminists don't like WW. Did you miss the outrage over the Think Thin bars?
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reviewshit

Yeah, i know about that. Professional outragers aren't easy to control. That doesn't change the fact that the guy is retweeting stuff about Clinton 24/7 and in his few tweets about WW he felt the most important thing to do was warn against the silly sexist boys that were gonna say meanie things

>invite select shills to "fans only" screening
>only allow those select shills to publish reviews before release
Is this the future of all flicks

>Is this the future of all flicks
yes as well as shilling on IMDB before it releases

80% certified fresh incoming. I mean come on; female lead, female director, diversity and (supposedly?) the villains are white men. Critics won't dare to give it a bad rating

In b4
>Sup Forums
>reddit
>you have to go back

This looks so bad

Ummm sweetie it's a film about a CIS white person who's in heteronormative relationship with a WHITE MALE

The villain looks like Sup Forums's great grandfather

>literally had to do CG because moving your hand is too hard

>Iron Cross
nice

She is CGI in a lot of the movie if you didn't know.

I cannot take any of these reviewers seriously when they say that this movie has "amazing visual effects".

I honestly don't understand this, did you think that she was doing her own stunts and that most action in most blockbusters isn't just CGI?

>stunts
How is the first webm a stunt though. She just hits a guy, that's all.

>Positive Wonder Woman reviews
>all faux-feminism for profit YouTube posters

>tfw your race is being threatened

I fucking can't wait till tomorrow, Sup Forums is gonna get btfo.

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there's an embargo for real critics
I'll wait for my whyfoo

Wonder Woman is a shapely woman. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can change character designs

He looks like the epitome of evil.

>Just got out of #WonderWoman - it's one of the best movies, not just DCEU or comic book movies - I have EVER SEEN.
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I want to fuck Grace

Suicide Squd's only problem was the editing and pacing otherwise I loved all the characters, the story wasn't so bad. It's a 7/10 flick and shouldn't be so hated as it has been.

It really pisses me off that WW is going to get positive reviews just because it stars a female as a lead and she isn't sexualised (cos reviewers called Suicide Squad a vile porno film cos of how Harley acted but then THAT is how she was meant to act and SS should have been R Rated anyway and wasn't a kid's movie).

Are you fucking serious? I always thought she was a shit reviewer but Wonder Woman is one of the best films she has EVER seen? All credibility lost in one swift stroke

>I was enjoying the movie right up to the point where I saw Wonder Woman was being potrayed by a white woman. It's 2017. How does DC expect to break the half a billion mark without a strong black female lead?

Why is she so obsessed with racechanging and money?

Suicide Squad was not a 7/10. It fails on an acting, writing, and visual front as well. It is legitimately one of the worst blockbusters to come out in recent years

>reviews for a DC movie isnt allowed to be released a week before but rather only a day before movie comes out
I hate this

will it be rotten? please be rotten

>Villain
>he doesn't know

Oh user, you poor shrew. He's the 'fake' villain. The ACTUAL villain is the British nerd scientist, what a surprise, Germans and British are the bad guys, that's never been done before in Hollywood!

Were the reviews of the Ghostbusters reboot so positive a few days before it released? I think I remember quite a few reviewers chickening out and abandoning the shill campaign when they realized what a massive bomb it was going to be. Probably WW is a mediocre movie that is just good enough to make a profit if it gets lots of good press to counteract the lukewarm word of mouth that would otherwise sink it. We would have seen more reviewers stabbing other shills in the back and making a break for the exit if it was going to outright suck

Basically, I'm expecting it to be about as good as Batman versus Superman. Maybe slightly worse.

You are so fucking wrong. I saw it twice and absolutely loved it. I just wish it was longer and we got to see the original cut.

Miles better than BvS

>get all the vapid basic bitches with Skwad
>get all the fake nerd SJWs and bored housewives with WW
DC basically has the entire female market right now, clever as fuck

Some say it won't, but the embargo is still there and for ads they're using a review from Daily Star of all publications. They couldn't find better?

Terrible casting

ISIS was right

but WB doesn't bribe people :^)
this isn't a Disney movie :^)

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT POSITIVE ON RT AHAHAHAHAHAHA Sup Forums WILL NEVER, EVER RECOVER FROM THIS.

You forgot one thing. All girls like people like Harley and don't give a shit about moral wonder woman.

Also: tones of couples went to see SS mainly for Harley and Joker and what did WB do? Cut Harley and Joker out together and only show snippets here and there.

WB have got to be the biggest fucking idiots in the cinema industry.

Just a reminder that even if this is terrible, it's still likely to get skewed towards the positive because of it being 'important'

Why does she wear the mask

Give me a person whos not super into capeshit and just find them okay. I remember there was people calling BvS and suicide squad good as well. Cuck off with your cherry picked videos.

Ludendorff didn't look like that in World War 1. Granted he didn't look like the actor either, but he wasn't as pudgy then

Cause it looked cool in that show from the same time period

>all those thumbnails

I can't click a single one but I'm guessing the numales praised it because capeshit and the nerd girls praised it because "muh girl power"

>They thought that the first big FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE would be rotten

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It instantly gets +50% RT score for that like Ghostbusters did

Anyone who thought this would be rotten is fucking retarded

>those view counts

I fucking hate people like this and I fucking hate how they think they're important cashing those $1.25 checks from Google every month. And even though they're worthless and get no views except when utilized for shill campaigns they still use the same clickbait bullshit titles and textbook "eye-catching" video thumbnails as if they were legitimate human beings.

>those views
Fucking kek. I uploaded a shitty iPhone 3G video of my car doing 0-60 and it got over 2000 views. This guy spent hours writing, editing, and shooting these vids for literally 1/100th of the views.

She looks like that protag from that space game that Sup Forums spammed everywhere.

Wait a sec... He looks like one of my old mates. Does anybody know his name? He scarily looks like me as well. Which is why I think he's one of my mates as everybody used to think we were brothers.

Wonder Woman is a feminist movie. Face the fact. The critics gave a movie like Suicide Squad such a hard time because it sexualized Harley and to me that the movie was supposed to do this. To show how messed up she was with Joker and that whole club scene.

The SJW feminist critics however see that as toxic pornography for men and so they will criticize it.

What's funny though is that lots of girls dressed up as Harley for Halloween and lots of couples went to see this movie mainly for Harley and Joker; yet the critics don't like this and want rather WB to just focus on a moral character like Wonder Woman.

We really need to stand and fight these SJW dicks who are ruining cinema.

You realize most war vets of that time wore that mask right?

The general rule is that if user hates something, it will be widely loved by everyone else.

Beauty and the Beast...sucks...Emma can't act...movie does great.

Wonder Woman...will suck...Gal can't act...movie has positive reviews everywhere.

rotten confirmed. 40%

Beauty and the Beast was going to do well no matter who was cast to be honest. They were marketing it solidly for 9 months and riding off of the nostalgia for the original.

The interesting thing will be to see how Mulan does. One of the less fondly looked upon films and they're ditching the songs.

Be completely honest, what do you think the Rotten Tomatoes score and the Box office will be?

I'm going with 80% and 670 million.

Why is the Central powers alluding to Nazis?

You're right. It's just a coincidence that the mask that "most war vets of the time" wore was completely absent in pop culture until the breakout villainous character from a massively successful show from that time period came out and now the villainous character from capeshit based in the same time period wears the exact same mask.

Yes, sir.

Saved you 9000 hours

>Affleck is considering leaving the DCEU
>WB don't give a shit about this nor about helping Affleck's the Batman start writing a script
>Instead all they care about Gadot and Wonder Woman
>mfw Affleck actually pulls out when this movie releases because no one seems to be giving a shit about helping Affleck and Matt Reeves with the Batman
Would suck for the fans

God you fucking stupid.

Does corporal Hitler make an appearance as the real villain in this movie?

Because Americans know next to nothing about WW1, think they won it single handedly when they're were solely responsible for WW2 starting (it'd take too long to explain why, so don't ask). Plus there is no centralised or out right cartoonish evil badguy stereotype like the Nazi's. WW1 was literally a big family feud fought with millions of men.

So Hollywood has to make a bad guy who is outright evil instead of shades of grey.

To be they'll pick a quote for as much how it fits in with their marketing as much as the quality of source.

>remembers the Bend it Like Beckham marketing
>"KEIRA KNIGHTLY IS THE SEXIEST BEANPOLE TOMBOY" everywhere.

Fuck knows which publication said it but the quote still sticks with me decades later.

And I'm not even sure what massively successful show you're referring to

Almost everything outside Batman's corner is on hold until WW and JL are out. The only thing being worked on now is Aquaman.

Also, not to mention, her character is that she makes poisonous gasses and she's been scared by poisonous gasses and she wears that mask for that reason.

92%
700 MIL

Best case scenario.