Hahaha, can you imagine?

Hahaha, can you imagine?

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i still can't get my head around the fact that this is an outrageous concept for some people

An entire year?!

I don't need to imagine.

why do you think that is?

i agree it's strange

>tfw 26 years

I'm going on 7 years with no sex.

>tfw 29 years without sex

Could she jack off or nah?

>tfw it's been a week since I last had sex

LMAO

tfw 2 hrs no sex :(

NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can you masturbate? this is the most important question

i had sex last night and im already feeling MURDEROUS. i can't imagine a year hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

SEX IS FOR NORMIES

>tfw 3 years

I broke my 19 month drought a few weeks ago. You can do it bros

Just bee yourself ;)

>tfw 56 years
Four more years and I get +5 telekenisis and +10 telepathy.

Lost my virginity a month ago at the age of 22.
Absolutely fuck all changes. You can still be a loser and not be a virgin. The best part? No one gives a fuck.

So what are you like a pedophile or something? No desire to rape anyone?

do you live in a monastery?

How was the Iran Hostage Crisis?

>40 days and 40 nights
>mc gets l i t e r a l l y raped by ex
>love interest immediately blames mc afterward
Still makes me rage

>just one year

Fucking casuals

Ree normie....

I'm 27. I went 22 years without sex.

22, if this isn't the year I have sex I'm going to kill myself.

how weak.

t. 30 years without sex

don't forget, he got tied down and raped by a woman. Think about that scene if the genders were switched

Guys, stop fapping! It really works!

I said the same thing and I turned 23 a month ago.

Fuck this bitch.
Fucking roastie whore reeeeeeee

27yo kissless hugless virgin reporting in

Seriously though wtf, is this supposed to be a fantasy film? I can only suspend my disbelief so much

I can't even go a week without getting laid. Once a few days go by I'll even fuck fatties

I said the same thing and I'm turning 26 soon.

Eventually this ride will end, but you'll be alone and unloved.

40 days and 40 nights is without wanking though

She could jack me off.

Only women are entitled to sex anons.

Sex is also fairly boring, and your average woman is just a starfish. Normies blow it completely out of proportion.

How much do you think the movie rights to my life are worth?

Are humans the only mammals in which this occurs ?

Easy for a roastie to say.
Kys yourself

Sex isn't everything user. Go play a sport or learn an instrument or something ya fag

>almost 26 years

Easy for chad to say.
Kys yourself

Stay mad :^)

Literally this.

I got laid this year at 25. I thought I just wanted the bad poosy and emotional connection was just a meme, but it really was a hollow experience because of no emotional connection. Im still the exact same person, same issues and all. Only difference is I no longer get sad about lack of gf/not talking to girls.

Soo my message: You'll still have the same problems if you get laid. Maybe a slight confidence boost at most is all you'll gain

>tfw 2 years

all women are whores.

Going on year 8 ;^)

>putting pussy on such a high pedestal you'd kill yourself without it
holy fuck what a child no wonder no one will fuck you

almost 3months feels bad man.

Is sex really all that good anyway? I sometimes find myself texting with a girl and being really interested but then I fap and I can't be fucking bothered to care about them at all anymore. I can't imagine what a nightmare it would be to have to talk/cuddle with someone after sex

>Is sex really all that good anyway?

No but I've never been in love or had any emotional connection to the girl I had sex with.

>his sex isn't either an animalistic cathartic 5min experience of pire carnal lust or a 1 hour transcendental exploration of every bodily pleasure

I guess some people just suck at it...

>tfw going to be 20 year old virgin this August
It's really pathetic bc I'm in good shape and have a handsome face and go to a good uni for cs I could have gotten laid last night at a party but this girl was just too fat and drunk

> I could have gotten laid last night at a party but this girl was just too fat and drunk

literally the easy lay demographic

Many animals, a lot of mammal and primates as well have a hierarchical structure where only the alpha gets to fuck all the females in the group. Sometimes, the ratio of beta virgins might be as high as 90%, it is not nearly as bad with humans...

Well of course, sex isn't magic, it's just a very fun thing to do, especially if you have an emotional connection with the other person.

I worry far more about my first kiss than my first sexual experience (if I ever even get to it)

Sex seems easy, it's essentially just benis in vagina no big deal.
But kissing seems much more intimate and personal to me, and being 27 and never kissed a girl has made kissing for me like a completely alien act.

I have autistically overanalyzed kissing to such a degree that if I ever get to kiss someone I will do it 100% manually step by step like a damn programmed robot.
It's just so distant and unnatural to me, if I never saw the act of kissing in films/real life I doubt I would ever get the urge to exchange saliva with an another person in my life.

>lost my virginity at 19
>nothing since
>turning 29 next week

What the fuck is that image?

Don't worry about that. Bang a hot girl

Clearly, body modification instructions

21 year old virgin
Don't really care about sex by itself, I want to have a real emotional connection with the person I'd make love to. The lack of that emotional connection is what hurts the worst

>tfw want to lose my virginity with another virgin but at my age it's almost statistically impossible

Hmm I figured this would be true. Like a grass is always greener type deal. I've got this weird "virgin anxiety" thing (at least I call it that) where I have a hard time accepting the fact that most people, girls I'm interested in, friends etc, get laid on the regular or at LEAST more than once a year, and I'm in a sort of denial about it. It doesn't ruin my life or anything but whenever I find out about someone having sex, in particular someone I want to be with, it practically stopps my heart with shock and jealousy. like "how dare they do this taboo thing that I'm not doing!?" even though obviously if I could I'd be doing the same thing as them.

It's so pathetic and I try to suppress it as best I can. I don't even need to become a fucking player or anything, I just want to get laid once to hopefully get rid of that problem. Though like you say, it might not go away.

Can you guys even imagine?

>Gal pals
Sounds like a description written by CWC himself.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 16 and I'm 23 now and I think sex is good but not enough to marry a slut. Had gf for 2 years, cheated on her four times because she cheated on her by with me and I wanted some lulz. I cheated on all my other flings because women are stupid and they'll fuck me over first if they have the chance. Because they're stupid.

>Cheating
>Calling other stupid
Maybe you're the stupid one.

It's clear that you're just an asshole and probably attract similar trash to yourself.

>i dont like it when other people steal from me
>so i will steal from other people
wtf is wrong with people like you

I agree with you but come on that's like walking up to someone in the desert and saying "putting water on a pedestal bro? Fuckin baby"

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>can go for an hour
Yeah, no, it's overrated.

>lost virginity at 25
>married at 30
>now 36, having sex 3 or 4 days/week

i have never held a girl's hand. i don't really want to if she is not a cute jap like pic-related

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eliot roger did nothing wrong though. how are you supposed to tell someone starving they have no right to food? and then get upset when they try to take it by force?

...

It's clearly overrated in the sense that it's not some magical fulfillment that cures you of all depression and spaggetti...

Bit if you do it right, it can be really pleasurable. And good in an emotional way, if you really care for the other person.
Of course, if you do it im a "benis in vagina while completely drunk with someone unknown" all the time, it will most likely be meh.

>this entire thread
>19-22 year olds moping that it's too late, they're past their prime

Holy shit this makes me rage to no end - especially since I had the mindset at that age. You guys have it easier than ever too, what with sex-positive empowered females and apps like Tinder/Snapchat. Why do you guys act like men hit a wall when they reach 20? There's room for improvement every year you're alive

My favorite pic of all time desu
I smile everytime

didn't he come from a rich family? why didnt his uncle take him down the the whores at 15 like every other well-adjusted male? why didnt he pay for a whore?

This

Men never hit a wall because girls love older men more than guys love older women. If you manage to get your shit straight, take care of yourself and just be attractive you can get 18-25 year old pussy at 20, 30, 40 hell even 50 if you find a girl that's into that.

Oh my God. Elliot is the gift that keeps on giving

longest i've been without sex since losing my virginity was 14 months

grenade exploding in hand

This thread made me really sad, thinking that I'll be 25 and still a virgin.

Then I remembered I got laid last year.

lol

>And good in an emotional way, if you really care for the other person
LMAO, good luck finding a modern western woman that agrees with this.

>15 years without sex
>fuck it, I'm gay now
>haven't spent a week without fucking, being fucked, etc.
feelsgood man

Soon to be 25 years old kissless virgin. Im not even sad that I missed out on all that steamy teenage sex and firm jb bodies. I just want a gf and a family.

Damn, 7 year olds post on Sup Forums?

Don't be so jaded.
There's a lot of them out there if you have enough patience and standards not to be pleased with the first one that spreads her legs.

I just can't get over how handsome this motherfucker is.

Life on easymode must be great.

Not holding out hope. I understand the 'there's someone for everyone' meme, but the sexual revolution was a mistake.