/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

A FUCKING TREE edition

bla bla spoilers for up to 3x04

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Meanwhile:

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Has anyone uncoded the Michael Cera scene yet? What was Lynch satirising?

OH, MISTER JEFFRIES
THE 2003 THEORY
IT COME OUT OF MY ASS

Does Lynch have a David Bowie scene in the can?

twitter.com/TwinPeaksArchve

This person is posting some interesting stuff

friendly reminder that this show is about aliens

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Kids today.

>there are people who unironically believe Gordon and Albert were talking about Diane

It's more like Lynch desperately trying to increase viewership AHAHAHAHAHAH

>FOR MOTION PICTURE USE ONLY
what was meant by this?

>tfw you realise season 3 is just Lynch's critique and satire of the current state of film and television

so about judy...

How many of the final credit bands do we know of?

what will you say when youre wrong?

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It's Diane

Why am I addicted to these retarded threads?

YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

So apparently Jade's car didn't exist yet in 2003.

I'm screencapping this post, prepare to get LYNCH'D, kiddo.

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WE DONT TALK ABOUT JUDY

Holy kek.

hell god damn baby no

It's definitely Diane dude

The duty of the proofs is on you my friend

How do we feel about this aesthetic?

Audrey in next episode
y/n

No stream tonight because no new episodes, right?

MONTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so?

fixd

He will be back.

n

desu i would just watch season 3 if it was them three investigating the black lodge and the murder in scooby doo ville

eventually leading right back to twin peaks

>Kyle's arm is a shitty photoshop because Lynch wanted it that way

Life is painful and meaningless, but TV helps. This is the biggest thing going in TV right now. So, here you are.

I like it.

yeah, ep 5 next week. They're showing 3-4 tonight.

The spirit world communicates in vaporwave.

>we
stop trying to fit in pleb

Beverley
Tammy
Tracey
or
Jade?

Poor Audrey's going to be all mangled... and she had to survive lying beneath good guy Pete's charred corpse.

I'll put a fish in the percolator for him.

looks cheap as fuck

>yfw everything is fine

>They're showing 3-4 tonight.
curious if they'll edit them together like 1 & 2

LYNCHED

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>WHICH HAD THE BETTER SOUNDTRACK?

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BAZINGA

MONTANAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

It was a magazine photoshoot autist

Tammy > Tracey >>>> Jade > Beverly

Jade

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THE EVOLUTION OF THE ARM

Why would Diane be in Twin Peaks?

Now they look like penis fingers

Who was the guy who left the card in ep1?

Somebody needs to make a general pic with all the essential memes on it, i nominate:
>THE SHIT IT COME OUT OF MY ASS
>YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA
>Judy Jeffries pic

/tpg/ is already dead after only seven days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

HelloooOOOOOoooo!

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Nobody says that the one they are looking for is in Twin Peaks.

She isn't. You are actually autistic if you think "where she drinks" is referring to the Bang Bang bar

They're the same types claiming 2003. It's obviously Sarah Palmer, I've been utterly disgusted since learning that no one realizes this.

>posting the same thing in every thread

WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT JUDY AT ALL GORDON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

its going to be diane at the bang bang and youre going to be btfo

>*thumbs up*

What did he mean by this?

Objective reality is objective, he doesn't have to prove something that is obviously true. Jeep Wrangler with Sahara trim package including seats in 2003? Yeah right.

>This is the biggest thing going in TV right now

Getting beat by The Leftovers (which is great but, nobody watches it) and American Gods in the ratings so choose your words carefully.

reminds me of the mask the kid had

Netflix pls go

The main three people suggested from the start were Diane, Sarah and Audrey, so plenty of people think it's her.

You broke that one, broke it REAL good ;)

wow bob wow
he is playing bob in the scenes taking place 25 years before the original show!

B-b-but muh record streaming numbers!!!

Did Daria, dare I say it, get BOOPED?

I'm sorry I don't have Jeeptuism

sshhh they still think it's 1990

And here's some actual context for those numbers.

tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/showtime-tv-show-ratings-33448/

Twin Peaks is Showtime's 7th highest rated show. It's is by no means some ratings monster, but it's certainly no disaster in the context of Showtime (which is a pay channel).

I doubt the guy meant ratings wise, but more the experience. No one expected the show to do well with wide audiences.

No. They aren't going to move Evil Coop. They are going to fly Diane to SD

>biggest thing going on in tv
>300 post threads with 20 posters MAX
choose

Threadly reminder that this is not your average series and your theories suck. Nothing is supposed to make sense in Lynch's world.

Dougie Cooper is in an alternate reality 2003 where Jade's car and touch screen slot machines existed. 2015fags BTFO.

why the fuck would sarah palmer know if its the read cooper or not? she doesnt know him

I know where she drinks
and then, not more than a second later, the show displays in big, neon red letters: THE BANG BANG BAR. You'd be autistic to miss the implication here. Maybe it is Diane, but if so I'm curious to see why she'd be there.

Hey, this guy gets it.

Wow, that's actually really low lmao

>American Gods

yuck

>This is the biggest thing going in TV right now
>He actually believes this

where's the proof that Jade's car didn't exist?

Hey Bozo, every episode ends with the bar. She drinks at her house. Just because the next scene is the bar doesn't mean it has to be someone that drinks there. In fact it's likely that it isn't because Lynch isn't a pleb.

Welp, these threads officially shit now.

Everything made sense so far though.

H meant Sup Forums not TV.