Mary Jane Watson

Uh, how the fuck did this happen?

The new girl looks nothing like Mary Jane

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She's not playing Mary-Jane, so I guess it makes sense.

Neither one of them do. Mary Jane Watson is a slightly toned-down Jessica Rabbit.

Why did you choose that pic of Zendaya, op?

muh diversity

Yes she is lol. It's meant to be some big surprise but it's the worst kept secret ever.

What would Raimi think of this?

She isn't fucking Mary Jane Watson.

>knowing and referring to random disney girls on a first name basis

Want to know how I know you're a virgin white male?

crack is a hell of a drug

Not him but I knew her name was zendaya because the second she was casted in homecoming all the autists were screeching about someone named zenyatta being maryjane

/our girl/

>mad because she's too old to be high school mj
>skinnerpathetic.jpg

nice try marvelbot

Who cares what this snaggle tooth bitch has to say.

Andrew Garfield > Toby Maguire

The new movie looks terrible. It really does.

nice
wrong

i knew i liked her, truly /ourgirl/

That's Tony Macguire to you.

She is not wrong

She doesn't look like Mary Jane, but she looks like she smokes mary-jane.

Take it back you twat

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Her movies were marvel too

>I haven't even seen it and I can give you a 14 word review.

Jeesh it's just a movie Kirsten.

She looks like she was in a horrible accident. I hope she is okay. : (

Right is prettier than left

What kind of retard would sabotage their own career by calling out the mouse like that? She's gonna get blacklisted for sure.

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watch, it'll be Michelle-Jones or some shit so she'll be MJ but not really.

why else would they confirm the last names of everyone else except for her?

>I'd rather be in the first ones than the new ones

She's right. Everyone going to talk about how 'epic' and 'badass' the spidey is but it'll just be the same watered down garbage that the MCU holds as the gold standard.

Marvel's a joke.

Not the same marvel

bet she smells like Mary Jane tho

At least Kirsten fits into the spectrum of "pretty."

I had no idea she was so based.

>prime dunst
HNNGGGGGG
one of the few examples where I don't prefer their older version

holy fuck she's based as fuck
>played best spidey gf
>didn't mind playing the femtard in fargo and exposing feminism
>calls (((them))) out on their capeshit money grabbing schemes
I'm in love

No it's Tugboat.

>She's gonna get blacklisted for sure.
Can we hope to get a Dunst/Gibson/Hyde collaboration in the near future?

She really dragged feminism through the mud in Fargo

Fuck off. I just re watched TASM 2 the other day and couldn't believe how bad everything about it was. When Harry asks him if he has a girlfriend he starts talking like his brain is having trouble loading his dialogue and he climbs over a fucking railing like a huge autist and when he's spiderman he mumbles a lot and his speech is often muffled by his mask. The part where he whistles his own theme while pantsing Paul Giamatti's character is cringe as fuck too. It was so stupid it made me mad.

don't forget this
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right is what everyone will look like in a couple generations and it's beautiful

>DUDE WE ARE DUMB AND DON'T KNOW WHAT LE OLD SWITCHAROO NERD GIRL BECOMING HOT IS LMAO

was she making fun of weaboos? kek, fucking based

As if that thing could be salvaged.

Dunst is fuckin based, most young actors and actresses are stuck up sjws

And she has a great pair of tits

>"I said to hire an actress to play Mary Jane not someone who looks like they're on it 24/7"
Wew

This scene is basically the fulfillment of everyone who watched spiderman when they were kids and wanted to see those uncovered. Even that look on her face is strangely arousing, but only because it's her. If it were almost anyone else it would just be dumb. I never get really aroused by pictures anymore but this is pure arousal in image form.

you know Sup Forums are one of the nicest friendliest boards this place has and even they are getting sick of this shit,if you can piss them off then you are doing something very very wrong and they are voting with their wallets.
ALL YOU HAD TO WAS CAST A REDHEAD...even a full blown negress with red hair would have been better than this thing of what I assume mixed rave parents that looks like a goblin or one of those things in the descent.

Bella Thorne should've gotten it.

kek
also what's the deal with Disney girls being mostly spics lately?

dan likes them I guess and easier to control?,the whole thing stinks but if they were doing it to blonde blue eyes girls some ppl might actually start caring about the obvious pedo shit going on.

all the children in the US are beaner or part beaner.

Niggers don't have last names.

Too bad Andy's movies suck balls

WHY KIRSTEN WAS SO FUCKING

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i hate the new bitch zaboomafoo or whatever her name is.
you can tell she comes from money or jew parents because she's ugly as shit and only her professional shoots are posted by waifufags.
no body either, shit man i'd rather have bella fell-of the wagon thorn be not-mary-jane than her.

she was in the only spiderman adaptation that won an oscar lol and this was before mcu which has 0

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i aint clicking that shit

She looks like she smokes crack.

She honest to god looks like she has the downs.

this one should work

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Spiderman's a Brit AGAIN!

>The original Raimi Spiderman was so long ago, Kirsten Dunst was still able to play a highschool girl

Fuck, where did the time go?

Get the fuck out

>her teeth don't turn this faggot on

You couldn't be any more wrong.

Based

>(((They))) are just milking that cow for money
confirmed /ourgal/

>(((They're))) just milking the cow for money.

She's the best.

give me milk mommy

She resembles Greta Garbo a bit

kirsten dunst can get it any age, any role.

Well they wanted an actor, user. Where else are they going to turn for that?

I barely can wait for the shitstorm, so we can wait even one more reboot in the next 5 or so years or Sony finally will make the 4th of Raimy???

Uh, how the fuck did this happen?

The new guy looks nothing like Spiderman

She was OBJECTIVELY the worst part of those movies though. Playing some weak-ass Gwen/MJ hybrid, just a terrible character.

If she wore dark lipstick for this she'd look like an old school Hollywood leading lady.

Raimi went so far in his movies and yet they are still venerated
truly ahead of its time

Kirsten Dunst
>still hot
>qt snaggletooth
>based opinions
>got redpilled by Raimi

She's /our girl/

when I typed in on google spiderman homecoming cast it doesn't say that she is mary jane watson

morales is part of an alternate universe kind of thing

>THICC Dunst

Hnnnnng

Don't tempt me to fap please

Aren't they all? I thought Marvel has like as many alternate universes as you need, basically every new movie series being their own universe

>Brown person: *Does anything*
>Internet: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

What I want to know is what kind of pretentious literally-who cunt goes by just one name

>being this butthurt because Peter Parkers love intrest is gonna be a non-white woman
KEK
white women litterly shat on

Post moar dunst I need to see mummy dunst

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>best Dunst
>not Small Soldiers Dunst

Honestly this film is a must watch, 10/10 childhood kino

>Sup Forums are one of the nicest friendliest boards this place has
Why are you lying?

Just watch Melancholia for Dunst kino

amazing film and pretty good performance imo

They shouldn't be putting British actors in American hero roles imo. I don't know if that thing is considered diversity but a lot of Brits would be pissed if some American guy plays James Bond.

Dude, she's best friends with Sofia Coppola and has worked with Lars Von Trier. It has been years since she has last given a fuck.