*greases your path*

*greases your path*

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Fuck you, i'd eat it.
>inb4 not real pizza, amerifat

did costco finally change their recipe? shit actually tastes good now.

Id have sex with a slutty pizza just like that

>Pepperoni

Why eat that shit when you can have a real spicy meat topping, like Italian sausage?

god i wish that were me

Just like a faggot to go right for the sausage

>Eating sausage
Literally no reason to do this. Sausage tastes like ass.

Hey, I'm eating a shitty pizza right now. It's terrible, way too greasy. But it was $8 and a two minute walk from my apartment.

based user

Then chicken or beef. Anything but the meat paste comprised of 90% grease that's pepperoni. It's second only to plain cheese as worst topping.

Australia?

>implying

*ungreases your path*

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one of the best and easily the most painful weekends of my life was when my parents left and I had the house all by myself. Ordered a shit ton of cheese stuffed crust pizza from domino's and that's almost literally all I ate all weekend.

I am severely lactose intolerant and didn't figure it out for years. My ass basically looked like that pizza, with all my bloody hemorrhoids.

just wanted to share.

What's the secret in the basement?

This method actually works, tried it once and was impressed, it even tasted better.

Nothin' like a delicious 'go 'za

that looks so good
could go for a deep dish za right about now

user....

fuck you guys for making me want pizza.

>challenges you to a battle

>'go 'za
>za

Go fuck yourself i fuckign loathe this specific way of refrering to pizza.

holy shit this thread is powerful. i'm so hungry for pizza jesus christ

Now that's a pizza you can stick your dick in.

I'd give you the sausage if you get my drift

you fucking asshole

i literally just closed my dominos order with barely enough willpower

s-should i do it, Sup Forums?

do it faggot, eat that pizza oh yea

Go ahead, I myself just ordered some because of this fucking thread.

Way to ruin half a pizza

No, you'll regret it in the morning

I'm mostly northern European I have one black ancestor in my family tree that fucked everything up

You know you want me in your mouth, faggot

t. za' marketers

That isn't Grease. This is Grease.

You should save your money and appetite for a time you're more certain of what you yourself want.

Way to ruin half a pizza HURDY DURDY DURR
*nasals in your direction*

>implying it wasn't a Finn

THICC

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You call that grease?

Reported

holy friking yum

>in the middle of a 4 day fast
>see this thread

>Five Guys

Never got the appeal of this place.

looks microwaved (puke)

>second only to plain cheese as worst topping
>implying one of the two "purist" pizzas is the worst pizza
Opinion discarded.

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>za's your ma'

Muslim?

Five Guys is way overpriced for what it is, but once every few months I get a powerful craving for it and it really hits the spot every time

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I wish someone would eat me

Fucking hell I just realized I haven't had a burger in over 6 months. MMMMM.

Exactly this, I go about 3 times a year and I usually love it

Same with Swenson's and Mr. Heroes, not the same kind of places but same scenario

What is that, Dominoes? Pizza Hut?

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Just bomb yourself brah.

Dominos doesn't give me paper underneath the pizza. Definitely aint papa johns.

>double bacon cheeseburger with grilled onions, green peppers, lettuce and tomato
>cajun fries
>Oreo and peanut butter milkshake
It costs close to $20 but fuck me if I don't feel extremely satisfied for the rest of the day

post armpits

I'm a guy

you are a gross fag. sorry dude.

YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT!

/ck/ is shit at making memes

>Canadian bacon

Post taint, wanna see how thick and long that taint can get, gonna bite that taint ya fag, haha seriously though no homo post taint wanna see how thick and tight that taint can get haha.

It's called ham ya fuckin heeb.

yeah this is good pizza, but as someone who lives near this shit, its fucking terrible for leftovers
its just wet cheese triangle after the first day

pure autismkino

My taint is hairy and full of dingleberries though

Obviously not. I'm curious because I recognize that pizza but would never order it.

Is it feminine?

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>Not posting the video
I can't believe it seen it on it's entirety at least 3 times also-
>That clever product placement of his book.

You ever seen Megan Is Missing?

lotta pepporoni for a medium pizza.

you are a big customer

I would let that pizza suck my cock, if you know what i mean.

POST THAT SHITTY TAINT

Pepperoni is the truest and most identifiable mark of a pleb. Absolutely disgusting.

You're willpower is weak m8. I can look at delicious pizzas all day and withstand the urge

rate my 'za
just picked up it up
gon git litty wit it

Checkmate.

Not enough peppers

jesus christ has this guy released platform masters yet?

I've got Italian sausage for you right ere! *grabs crotch*

imagine releasing a big pent up load in a warm gooey 'za

>23 minutes
The hell?
Also
>please let's not use profanity, please stick to reddit-type posting rules and commenting style

Last i heard he canceled it.

Edgewater Inn, Colorado, Howdy Special. You have no idea what you're missing.

pretty decent

fan/10

>not *blocks your arteries*
Shame. Shame on you and everyone in this thread.

>thick crust

You a muslim piece of shit or something?

Not gonna I'd demolish that pizza. Too bad I'm trying to lose weight

So good with beer and 6/10 waitresses with short skirts. USA #1 again. Italy BTFO

>not getting, pineapple, banana, chicken, peanuts, and curry powder

haha yeah then you and your bros eat it and they're like "hey why is this salty?!" and you're like "FAGS!" and then you all laugh and maybe kiss a little bit heterosexually haha

dont talk crap about my pizza butt, you stooge