Wowwwwww, that is so interesting

>Wowwwwww, that is so interesting.
>My stupid brain can't handle thisss!!!!
>Okay, now that's crazy. Expand on that a bit -
>that's just unreal. Whoa...
>Why do you think that is?

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if you want smart then go watch NASA on twitter and youtube and leave the poor guy alone

this guy is nuts, but he makes some decent points
youtube.com/watch?v=56VIPu8YcH0

>can you believe what's going on with trump?
>like I didn't realize he had the power to do that
>we live in the craziest time ever it's nuts

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>i mean, can you imagine?
>that's so crazy to me!

>Do you realize that the Romans built Rome because they were smoking so much DMT?
>I mean it's crazy all those monuments you've seen - they were build while sculptors were on a mixture of DMT and THC
>Thats right - DMT - produced naturally in your penial gland
>Rome fell because they switched to unhealthy dietary supplements

>Yo Jamie, pull up that YouTube video of that cheetah smoking out of a bong, you gotta see this it's just unbelievable

>Whoooow

kek
>jamie pull up that video of the gladiator fighting a tiger
>what do you mean there's no video

Daily reminder Rogan is a globalist shill

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>I know these trolls keep saying i'm a globalist shill. it's obnoxious and hilarious. Yeah - the egg twitter avatars.

>look at this gator
>that thing will take your arm off man
>how many years of evolution ...?

>Google image search that Jamie
>No, no not that image
>3rd one down
>the one to the left
>yeah -- no go back
>there we go

>yeah last weekend i filled my float tank full of DMT and just lit it on fire
>yeah i got a bit roasted but it just opened my mind

>jesus look at that big kitty cat, thing'd take your arm off

>Wow.

>it's a Joe goes into a predictable rant episode

>it's like us humans were part of the food chain, then we got OUT of it. isn't that crazy?
>like these predators in the food chain, lions and tigers and shit, they're all like "hey where'd the humans go, those bitches were delicious"
>it is BIZARRE
>anyway have you seen that youtube channel of that guy popping cysts? jamie pull that shit up
>jesus christ that thing is getting torn to shreds

>guest says something
>joe expands on it, blows out the guest

>It's an internet is a crazy new unpredictable thing that we're just figuring out episode
>it's a Joe gets flattered by the guest episode
>It's a martial arts is the quintessential part of a developing young adult episode
>It's a Joe starts eloquently regurgitating a rant to impress the guest episode
>It's an everyone agrees with eachother circlejerk episode
>It's a literal who shilling himself on JRE episode

Why do you watch this shit if you hate it so much?

I don't. I grew out of it. You will too.

people are straaaaaaange man
bizarre

>It's so bizarre...

I've watched like 5 episodes overall. I can't stand it.

whoa..

>It's a cameedian providing the masses with priceless entertainment by discussing the art of comedy with Joe Rogan episode

My favourite.

I couldn't get into the Guy Ritchie ep

> It's a ramble about pocket squares for half an hour ep

Not watched any since Leah Remini
What are some essential episodes I've missed?

>"thanks for having me on Joe, I'd just like to start off by saying-"
>"shut the fuck up and smoke this bowl"
>"ummm... I appreciate the offer but-"
>"SMOKE THIS FUCKIGN BOWL OR IMM GONNA HAVE THIS CHIMP DISMEMBER YOU AND SPREAD YOUR PARTS TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH"

Good on you man.

Joe stopped being a good podcast host a long time ago. The only recent podcast that he struck gold with recently was the Jordan Peterson #1. I predict nothing like that will ever happen to him again.

He's just a predictable mumbling inoffensive dummy at this point.

t. have been listening to him consitently for 4 years.

Alex Jones #911

>inoffensive
Douchebag detected. What's the point in being offensive to anyone?

joe's good kill yourself edgelord

>It's a joe talks to a bow expert episode

It's boring and empty flattery.

This site is for 18+ only. Haven't your parents or teachers teach you about respect towards your fellow human being?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agreeableness

I prefer Gavin Mcinnes as my podcast drivel. He's infinitely more entertaining.

Seriously, what is the fucking appeal of this guy? His entire vocabulary rounds out at about 45 words, his affect is either entirely flat (likely from successive concussive brain injuries he got doing MMA) or he's straight out roid raging about how weed & psychedelics cause spiritual transcendence

anything with eddie bravo

>it's a james hetfield episode

>i dunno...
>people are weird man...

>Gaving Mcinnes
that guy lost any credibility after that buttplug thing. what a fucking retard.

nah that was pretty funny

What the fuck was he even thinking here?
He couldn't come up with any topics to discuss, with James fucking Hetfield, that were more interesting than bees?

Stop bullying Joe!

I stick a sharpie up my butt to cum once in a while

reminder Joe thinks it's okay to jerk your dog off as long as you wear a sock.

Last week he started pulling down his pants to show the camera his scrotum, literally everybody in the studio was screaming at him telling him to pull his fucking pants up and no one wanted to see it. He didnt listen.

Just because you look at shit smart people did doesn't make you smart yourself.

speak english

He's simply not bright enough to be an interesting interviewer,

yeah that was the joke

excuse me are you autistic? How could you not realise that?

>Joe stopped being a good podcast host a long time ago. The only recent podcast that he struck gold with recently was the Jordan Peterson #1. I predict nothing like that will ever happen to him again.


1 in 10 episodes are good.
1 in 50 are great.

Rest are mostly skippable shit especially since he loves repeating himself.

I didn't watch this one but fuck Joe Rogan really looks like a jackass

The way Krauss is almost manipulating him, talking down to him and he doesn't even realise it, kek

Didn't like the way he handled your college full of uppity nigger supremacists??

>Seriously, what is the fucking appeal of this guy? His entire vocabulary rounds out at about 45 words, his affect is either entirely flat (likely from successive concussive brain injuries he got doing MMA) or he's straight out roid raging about how weed & psychedelics cause spiritual transcendence

He gets interesting people on his podcast and has a very 'shooting the shit' style of interviewing that is appealing to people.

>duuuude why do people have to be always Left or always Right its so stupid
>duuuude political ideology is so stuuupid

what am i supposed to like the government redistributing private property one day and not like it the next?

>1.73m

I find it really unsettling being around manlets, the way they move is more akin to a small animal scuttling than a human being moving.

>everything is black and white

>its a MMA episode
>its a hunting episode
>its a druggie episode
>its a joey diaz episode

That's why when you're in a group of people you just ask them to be on the outer ring.
Don't be a dick about it, just say that they're making people uncomfortable (especially the women who are taller than them) and that it's for the best to stay in the background.

>It's a Joey Diaz makes up shit for three hours straight episode.

druggie episodes are good

t. degenerate

>wanting manlets behind you

I don't know, it makes me quite jumpy having small "men" silently scuttling in the supermarket behind me as they search for the whey protein section in a vague attempt to grow. You can feel their jealous little eyes on you, and it's disconcerting.

He's really dedicated to putting out podcasts, and he's been doing this for years. He churns out like 3 a week now.

Also he has a wide variety of guests so his appeal is far-reaching. That's literally it.

The way he talks when he's in an intellectual conversation reminds me of the way I would talk shit when I needed to fill up a word count on my essays at College, except he does it because he thinks it makes him sounds smart. Cringekino.

I tried watch that guy's youtube critique, and I hate him more than I hate anyone before.What an annoying moronic cunt.

Same appeal as Norm's interview style

>It's a Graham Hancock shills himself by spinning the scientists are biased and narrow minded narrative episode
>It's a Joe drinks the kool-aid episode

Yeah when getting together with friends I do ask them not to invite these smaller ''men'' but sometimes they still do so.
Best thing to do then is make their night a mess by being passive aggressive, asking if they need a hand when walking down steps or things like that.
Manlets you meet in the wild are something else, I've found that staring them down works sometimes, at the risk of manlet rage, but if they get aggressive it's just another opportunity to humiliate one in public.

That's good advice. Utterly vile little creatures.

joe ruined the latest graham scamcock episode by putting him on with a skeptic.
should have been a mainstream geologist or archaeologist instead.

the fuck is wrong with you? why would you do that?

is this like a fetish thing or something?

>tfw you grab a manlet's shirt or jumper and pull it over their head without even raising your arms above your shoulders
classic

Was he drunk?

Oh great here come the manlets, inviting themselves into our conversation. What do you want, fellas? Elevator shoes?

What did he mean by this?

The world has too many manlets as it is, useless annoying little specimens.

Some manlet is probably stricking his dick on the humiliation.
I'm not a manlet let that be clear, but I get that humiliation can be porn.

I just holg them in a choke hold and make them apologize to a random woman.
Make him apologize for all the bad interactions(all interaction) she's had with small ''men''

I was there. He did it because he's a bro but also sexually frustrated. It was capital bro behaviour

Gays are into bullying.
t. Gay bully who tops

>acting like an ignorant pleb so your guest can elaborate and hopefully say something interesting

wow, what an asshole, jamie pull that up...damn one of those things can take your arm off

epik

le centrist faec xd

the government taking private property from one person and giving it to another is wrong

fuck you redditor

youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

Without Rogan we wouldn’t have this

>mfw drunk as fuck watching this live with the deus ex and HR OST's playing in the background
best night of my pathetic existence

>it's a flat earth episode

Don't like him either but you have to agree Krauss is babbling.

>the episode where Everlast is talking about his dying kid and Joe pulls up a Jocko motivational video from Facebook

any ones with bill Burr after that are priceless

you deserve a (you) for that

someone have the bathhouse pasta?

Hmmm

>people referencing Joe's speech patterns
>not seeing any actual complaints
What is the point of this thread?

It's funny listening to him fail to debunk the flat earth

He's Italian, not hispanic.

hillo reddet

>literal gibberish
What did he mean by this?