Rate my 'Iberian' dinner

I visited the Portuguese neighborhood in Newark after a concert and grabbed dinner at a restaurant there (Ironbound actually contains the largest US Portuguese diaspora community outside of New Bedford--about 30,000 strong). Please rate my fat, American, bastardized seafood 'paella':

gay

much like your posting

What are those red creatures resting on the rice?

adult turkroaches, stupid burger probably ordered peru.

Lobsters. There are also crabs, little neck clams, shrimp, scallops, and mussels in there. To my surprise the rice was not spicy at all. Perhaps they made it blander to accommodate the gringo palate.

Seems tasty to me, I tried paella once at my grandpa's house in northern Spain and the rice wasn't spicy neither. How much you paid? Also, there was other plate besides this you guys thought to try?

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Is it bad? Tasted fine imo

The paella was a two person dish so it cost 40$, which is pretty reasonable in New Jersey, but it actually came with enough seafood and rice for more like four people, so about half of it we took home. My dad ordered a broiled Chilean Seabass, which I tried. It was excellent.