Can someone explain why Sup Forums likes Kirsten Dunst so much?
>spent her youth drinking and partying, even becoming an alcoholic at some point >started smoking after saying that she thought smokers were disgusting >cheated on all her boyfriends, broke james franco's heart by fucking that asshole tobey mcguire >could have had a husband and a beautiful family by now, but she preferred to focus on her career even though she was rich enough to retire early >grew up in a single mother home, so she has no respect for men >has said that she only watches movies where men and women are represented equally >has said that she enjoys objectifying men >likes playing feminist characters and starring in feminist films >likes to pretend to be a normal down-to-earth girl but only dates other celebrities and literally lives next to the lead singer of REM >looks like a grandma even though she's only 35, probably because she has abused her body so much >will probably give birth to retarded babies because she has waited too long to get pregnant >will probably cheat on her husband >will probably indoctrinate her children with feminist dogma
I could have understood your crush 10 or 20 years ago, but it makes no sense now.
I grew up watching Small Soldiers and Spider-Man. I enjoyed her in those movies but that doesn't mean I think she can act or that's she's a good person.
Robert Roberts
OP is buttrammed, assravaged, butthurt, assdevestated
fuck off faggot
Charles Cooper
>Kirsten's father is German. Kirsten's mother, who is American-born, is of half German and half Swedish ancestry. Kirsten can speak German fluently.
Why are Germans such whores?
Luke Kelly
She's a whore with a shit personality, sure. But she's just really hot.
Nathaniel Lee
Sauce on what? The gif? It's from 'Get over it'.
Same here, but every time I see a thread about her, everyone acts like she's /our gal/...
Correction: she *was* really hot. Same as Jennifer Connelly, who was one of the hottest women on the planet when she was young. But it's retarded to have crushes on old women.
Don't forget her shit talking the new Spiderman films because that's all people remember her in year after the fact.
Benjamin Torres
Jesus christ OP, why are you wasting your time on this? She's hot, that's it.
Dylan Sanchez
I'd let Dunst check in, permanently, if you know what I mean.
Adrian Garcia
The patricians do.
Justin Smith
>>Correction: she *was* really hot Dunno, still looks good to me, but she either has fake tits or had a lift or something, they look weird and there seems to be a scar below them.
Chase Morris
She's got mom genetics and nice boobs
Liam Martinez
>she *was* really hot
Connor Rivera
>6.5/10 face >no ass >no tits
I really don't get the appeal, desu.
Jeremiah Allen
*tits your path*
Thomas Torres
>no tits I bet you felt really fucking dumb when you realized the post above yours BTFOd your slanderous bullshit
Nolan Perez
wow Billy Corgan is so stunning and Brave
Anthony Bennett
The Dunst is a beautiful flower and I won't hear otherise.
Hunter Sanchez
T H I C C H I C C
Brayden Phillips
The girl next to her is superior
Oliver Brooks
>But it's retarded to have crushes on old women. Then why are there so many mommyfags on this board?
Kevin Rogers
>But it's retarded to have crushes on old women. Agreed. It would be really retarded if an old woman called me a little boy and slapped me for being circumcised.
Charles Brooks
Terry Farrell looks like a total mummy now
Chase Hughes
looks like a tranny tbqh
Nicholas Kelly
She's hot and has big tits.
Wyatt Howard
POST HER TITS ALREADY!!
Dominic Rodriguez
>good tits they were ruined bananas by Spiderman 2
Noah Barnes
>It would be really retarded if an old woman called me a little boy and slapped me for being circumcised.
When you're afraid that you're getting old and no one will find you hot anymore, what to do? Show off your breasts!
Dominic Cook
Why are you complaining? Do you suck dick?
Brandon Gray
>white women
Jace Reyes
>black savages
Levi Murphy
Hey man they looked great in Melancholia
Blake Rodriguez
Not complaining; I think it's great. Spread the word to all aging actresses!
Gabriel Perez
What kind of feminism are we talking about, though? Does she quote Wollstonecraft or the SCUM Manifesto? Can we track down the concepts she (allegedly) employs to their source text(s)? Shortly, what IS this feminism of hers?
As idiotic as claiming people are educating children with Nietzschean propaganda just because we're living in times of epistemological uncertainty. Die, untermensch.
Logan James
she's a weeb
Charles Sullivan
if you had to eat her shit hands-free to be her footboy would you do it? keep in mind you have to live with her and follow her everywhere.
Lucas Edwards
Now what's the catch?
Jaxon Morales
>she also has more test than OP who is clearly a bitch
Stop acting like a female you little white faggot
Andrew Cooper
Please god, i just want to smell her once.
Josiah Brown
It's 2017 no one will judge you for leaving the closet familia
Nathan Hill
this gif is the hottest ive ever seen her i think. my god
Jayden Allen
I'd like to stick my dunst in her cunst
Leo Jackson
I'm surprised nobody's posted this yet.
David Anderson
Because she's fucking hot?
Kayden Barnes
I seriously never found her attractive back them. But she's so fucking hot now that it's insane.
All famous people are trash. At least Kirsten's got some nice titties.
Connor Campbell
Don't forget "bootyblasted"
Charles Thomas
>wow Billy Corgan is so stunning and Brave /thread
Jacob Jackson
How the hell can a woman go from Jake Googlehalls to Meth Damon?
Kayden Morgan
they played a couple on Fargo you dolt
Ryder Rivera
Real life isn't a TV show you bolt
Brayden Morales
oh wow just looked it up and realized they were married irl. bravo meth damon
Jace Edwards
Jake was gay, I think. She also dated Tobey, who was an asshole. Then she dated some obscure rock star and broke up with him after he rode a bike inside her house. Then she dated some guy who looked like he could be her brother and cheated on him with Will Farrell. Now she's too old to date hot guys, so she has to settle for an ugly beta who makes 1/20 of what she earns. Hell, at this point, I probably have a chance with her. Sad!
Austin Torres
>Jake was gay, I think. He's banged a lot of pretty women for a gay guy
Gabriel Foster
Nice set of sherapovas on her
Brandon Bennett
video proof of that claim?
Josiah King
look in your mom's cell phone lmao
Caleb Morris
no no NO do NOT watch that When i did i had to take muscle relaxants to uncringe
Josiah Watson
>She also dated Tobey, who was an asshole. really? He always striked me as a nice guy
Sebastian Thompson
Jake took Taylor Swift's virginity and then didn't go to her birthday party the week after. Apparently most of her songs are about him.
Gavin Long
Did he, really? Some gay guys date a lot of women to hide the fact that they're gay.
There are stories of him treating people like shit, and honestly I believe them. He looks like a cunt. The fact that he fucked Kirsten even though he knew James Franco had a crush on her is further proof of that.
Being gay doesn't prevent a man from being able to take a girl's virginity, or from being an asshole. Before faggotry became socially acceptable, lots of gay men had wives and families.
Parker Phillips
I-i like it...
Kevin Kelly
Who are you !? How do you know all of THIS !? She ain't THAT bad, user (笑´・艸・) Kek
Jace Gonzalez
C'mon user !! They ain't THAT bad !!! Why are you such a dummy !!!?
Caleb Perry
Just this part,"she's just really hot" itself ain't good enough for ya, eh (笑´・艸・)
Charles Torres
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Carter King
Who said this, "she never wears a bra" ? I say she definitely "HAS" !!!!