Can someone explain why Sup Forums likes Kirsten Dunst so much?

Can someone explain why Sup Forums likes Kirsten Dunst so much?

>spent her youth drinking and partying, even becoming an alcoholic at some point
>started smoking after saying that she thought smokers were disgusting
>cheated on all her boyfriends, broke james franco's heart by fucking that asshole tobey mcguire
>could have had a husband and a beautiful family by now, but she preferred to focus on her career even though she was rich enough to retire early
>grew up in a single mother home, so she has no respect for men
>has said that she only watches movies where men and women are represented equally
>has said that she enjoys objectifying men
>likes playing feminist characters and starring in feminist films
>likes to pretend to be a normal down-to-earth girl but only dates other celebrities and literally lives next to the lead singer of REM
>looks like a grandma even though she's only 35, probably because she has abused her body so much
>will probably give birth to retarded babies because she has waited too long to get pregnant
>will probably cheat on her husband
>will probably indoctrinate her children with feminist dogma

I could have understood your crush 10 or 20 years ago, but it makes no sense now.

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sauce on this?

I grew up watching Small Soldiers and Spider-Man. I enjoyed her in those movies but that doesn't mean I think she can act or that's she's a good person.

OP is buttrammed, assravaged, butthurt, assdevestated

fuck off faggot

>Kirsten's father is German. Kirsten's mother, who is American-born, is of half German and half Swedish ancestry. Kirsten can speak German fluently.

Why are Germans such whores?

She's a whore with a shit personality, sure. But she's just really hot.

Sauce on what? The gif? It's from 'Get over it'.

Same here, but every time I see a thread about her, everyone acts like she's /our gal/...

Correction: she *was* really hot. Same as Jennifer Connelly, who was one of the hottest women on the planet when she was young. But it's retarded to have crushes on old women.

>Can someone explain why Sup Forums likes Kirsten Dunst so much?
Jumanji

crazy beautiful

she never wears a bra

she's still attractive

most of Sup Forums has an oedipus complex anyways

>Can someone explain why Sup Forums likes Kirsten Dunst so much?

Good tits, good enough face

Holy shit this thread gave me deja vu. Old Pasta.

Don't forget her shit talking the new Spiderman films because that's all people remember her in year after the fact.

Jesus christ OP, why are you wasting your time on this? She's hot, that's it.

I'd let Dunst check in, permanently, if you know what I mean.

The patricians do.

>>Correction: she *was* really hot
Dunno, still looks good to me, but she either has fake tits or had a lift or something, they look weird and there seems to be a scar below them.

She's got mom genetics and nice boobs

>she *was* really hot

>6.5/10 face
>no ass
>no tits

I really don't get the appeal, desu.

*tits your path*

>no tits
I bet you felt really fucking dumb when you realized the post above yours BTFOd your slanderous bullshit

wow Billy Corgan is so stunning and Brave

The Dunst is a beautiful flower and I won't hear otherise.

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The girl next to her is superior

>But it's retarded to have crushes on old women.
Then why are there so many mommyfags on this board?

>But it's retarded to have crushes on old women.
Agreed. It would be really retarded if an old woman called me a little boy and slapped me for being circumcised.

Terry Farrell looks like a total mummy now

looks like a tranny tbqh

She's hot and has big tits.

POST HER TITS ALREADY!!

>good tits
they were ruined bananas by Spiderman 2

>It would be really retarded if an old woman called me a little boy and slapped me for being circumcised.

Boner achieved.

youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU&ab_channel=TimothyL

What did she mean by this?

When you're afraid that you're getting old and no one will find you hot anymore, what to do?
Show off your breasts!

Why are you complaining? Do you suck dick?

>white women

>black savages

Hey man they looked great in Melancholia

Not complaining; I think it's great. Spread the word to all aging actresses!

What kind of feminism are we talking about, though? Does she quote Wollstonecraft or the SCUM Manifesto? Can we track down the concepts she (allegedly) employs to their source text(s)? Shortly, what IS this feminism of hers?

As idiotic as claiming people are educating children with Nietzschean propaganda just because we're living in times of epistemological uncertainty. Die, untermensch.

she's a weeb

if you had to eat her shit hands-free to be her footboy would you do it? keep in mind you have to live with her and follow her everywhere.

Now what's the catch?

>she also has more test than OP who is clearly a bitch

Stop acting like a female you little white faggot

Please god, i just want to smell her once.

It's 2017 no one will judge you for leaving the closet familia

this gif is the hottest ive ever seen her i think. my god

I'd like to stick my dunst in her cunst

I'm surprised nobody's posted this yet.

Because she's fucking hot?

I seriously never found her attractive back them.
But she's so fucking hot now that it's insane.

Me on the left

Holy shit what a womanlet.

>Can someone explain why Sup Forums likes Kirsten Dunst so much?

Watch spiderman 1 and 2 and you'll might understand
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All famous people are trash. At least Kirsten's got some nice titties.

Don't forget "bootyblasted"

>wow Billy Corgan is so stunning and Brave
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How the hell can a woman go from Jake Googlehalls to Meth Damon?

they played a couple on Fargo you dolt

Real life isn't a TV show you bolt

oh wow just looked it up and realized they were married irl. bravo meth damon

Jake was gay, I think. She also dated Tobey, who was an asshole. Then she dated some obscure rock star and broke up with him after he rode a bike inside her house. Then she dated some guy who looked like he could be her brother and cheated on him with Will Farrell. Now she's too old to date hot guys, so she has to settle for an ugly beta who makes 1/20 of what she earns. Hell, at this point, I probably have a chance with her. Sad!

>Jake was gay, I think.
He's banged a lot of pretty women for a gay guy

Nice set of sherapovas on her

video proof of that claim?

look in your mom's cell phone lmao

no no NO do NOT watch that
When i did i had to take muscle relaxants to uncringe

>She also dated Tobey, who was an asshole.
really? He always striked me as a nice guy

Jake took Taylor Swift's virginity and then didn't go to her birthday party the week after. Apparently most of her songs are about him.

Did he, really? Some gay guys date a lot of women to hide the fact that they're gay.

There are stories of him treating people like shit, and honestly I believe them. He looks like a cunt. The fact that he fucked Kirsten even though he knew James Franco had a crush on her is further proof of that.

Being gay doesn't prevent a man from being able to take a girl's virginity, or from being an asshole. Before faggotry became socially acceptable, lots of gay men had wives and families.

I-i like it...

Who are you !? How do you know all of THIS !? She ain't THAT bad, user (笑´・艸・) Kek

C'mon user !! They ain't THAT bad !!! Why are you such a dummy !!!?

Just this part,"she's just really hot" itself ain't good enough for ya, eh (笑´・艸・)

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Who said this, "she never wears a bra" ? I say she definitely "HAS" !!!!

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This is just sad.