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>Lady

Got some bad news lad

Same
Keen for an Eiffel tower mate?

This worked for like a week for me, then I couldn't sleep and the melatonin made me extremely drowsy and loopy at the same time

>Britain invents thing (usually a word)
>It then gets shipped across the atlantic and becomes garbled along the way
>Yanks receive the garbled word and begin using it
>Hundreds of years later when the internet is invented
>"Hey y'all brits why do you call pants trousers lmaooo haha we speak english the way it's suposed to be spoken don't you know american english is more closer to old english that used to be spoken our accents are more authentic are you scottish have you ever been to london my ancestors invented london hurr *gets riddled with police bullets for not doing the hokey cokey correctly*

mad

Wtf weirdo

>I have a sneaking suspicion homosexuality is in fact the result from abuse as a child, much like pedophilia, beastiality, et cetera. Virtually every homosexual I've talked to (and I've talked to a fair amount) was molested in their childhood by my deductive reasoning.

Im gonna go to the beac... oh wait i live in bbritain
Ok let me go to a fore.. oh yyeah

Well at least there are cany.. hmm what about glacie.. nope

madness that they don't knock into each other

teasing my arsehole rn