/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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judy?

>mfw I just found out Sheryl Lee is German

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Can I get a (You) for Cooper's purity?

no because i've corrupted coop already

TUBA FORCE

FORBA AIDS

What's the best scene for you so far?

I got chills during the road house scene in the first episode (technically second I guess). The best creepy thing has been the purple room.

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>that penguin joke
CMON COOP

wait, really?

So was Coop send back to 2003?

PUSSY
NICE AND WET

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Stack up donuts, pack up the pies
Put on the trenchcoat, rack up the lies
Overcast sky and the pines are swaying
The bird gets the worm so I'm up in the AM
Gotta crack a case in a place called Peaks
Where the lights all blink and your outlook's bleak
Got a lot of caffeine; interrogating teens cause
The homecoming queen just rolled up on the beach
Wrapped in plastic, white as a sheet
Gave a heart attack to a man name Pete
Who couldn't make coffee, he offered it kindly
Tasted like fish, can't put it behind me
Back to the hood got a mug of damn good
They say somethin black is in the back woods
The owl's in disguise and the boys are in the book house
Just like Elm Street, know you better look out
Nothing in this world ever could prepare me
Think later on I maybe need some therapy
Talkin to myself, my reflection scares me
If I'm gonna die I'll have pie make it cherry
(Cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry) That's right
Motherfucker, word up!

She was born in Bavaria to German parents, who then relocated to the US when she was a child.

>2017
>grabbing pussy
I guess Lynch truly is /ourguy/

Dead general
Dead show

huh, okay. I was thinking she might have been the kid of some american couple/man stationed there but apparently not then.

hitler was from bavaria, right?

>we're not gonna talk about 2003

>hitler was from bavaria, right?
Austria

The missing item is the ring
Something to do with his heritage = The Red Room/Black Lodge/White Lodge
Hawk will somehow enter the lodge and retrieve the ring

someone post thicc andy pls

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something like, the ring is where coops consciousness/memory has been trapped, and when it gets slipped on dougie's finger he'll remember everything and be functional again. could work.

this show is lowkey comedy genius

that scene with michael cera was unbearable in all the right ways

i think people went to Sup Forums since there is another Truck of Peace on the London Bridge

I swear I'm the only one who didn't get it but Cooper told it so enthusiastically I laughed anyway

JUDY?!

No Bob took Dougie's place, Real Coop became Bob/His own doppelganger

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NO

MISSOULA
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STAHP

Alright, mister, who do you think you are?

wut

wut

Lynch is an excellent comedian

WHERE IS MY AXE

What was pounding on the door in the room with the woman who had no eyes?

user DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS

The woman's mother

To piggyback off you, was that woman Josie or am I just racist?

___Me.____

>HELLLOOOOOO
cracked up more every time he said it

Why was this guy fucking a plastic deer in the middle of the shot?

Why didn't they just say Harry Truman was retired? Are they worried the actor will die or something?

wait, that is actually supposed to be the same Truman? they neither look nor act remotely the same...

it's harry's brother

>wait, that is actually supposed to be the same Truman?
no he had a brother in the show, but he was never on screen
the actor who plays the brother in the third season was actually supposed to play Harry in the first show, but there were some schedual conflicts or something so he couldnt do it

No, it's his brother Frank Truman. Harry Truman is "sick" in the series so far.

that's Frank Truman, his brother
Probably because his character will used somewhere in the new season. Probably an offscreen death. Or maybe they at least got an audio cameo, say like a phone call.

ok good i thought it was something like that

The monster in the glass box has its chest censored in the youtube version. Confirmed female.

That was obvious. Look at the neck, it's severed. It's the other parts of the dead body.

>That was obvious. Look at the neck, it's severed.
I have never seen anyone mention this
But I looked at it, and it doesn't look severed. I think you're mistaken. I think what you're seeing is its collarbone.

Friendly reminder that he said HIIIII and anyone who thinks otherwise is stockholming themselves.

Didn't he say hot?

Imagine that those are your balls instead of grapes.

Pretty sure he said pie

Big Ed when

i'm about to cum

hopefully soon

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Is it true that he tells the women who he fucks to call him Muad'Dib?

Doctor Jacoby, I'm Big Ed.

No, he makes her call him the "Kwisatz Haderach"

well that went nowhere

Nice MS paint

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No, he said 'hi!'

youtube.com/watch?v=BCGtJ5Gcj0o

he said "coffee"

sounds more like "aye!"

first he said "coffee" then after taking a sip and spitting it out he said "HIII"

i think you mean covfefe

HELLO SARAH

HELLO LAURA

DANA MADANA

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No, he definitely said "coffee" after spitting it out, it just sounds weird because he didn't move his mouth because he burnt it.

HERE WE ARE IN

CAMP GRENAURA

I wanted to run a question by you guys, and see what you thought. My understanding of the current situation with the 3 coops, is that there is Bob/Doppelganger/Dooper, Cooper, and Dougie Jones, the artificial cooper made by Bob, or an ally, to let him stay in our world past the limit. So, with that comes the understnding that the doppelgangers are not just spirits, but a physical and mental duplicate created and then possessed by Bob. So, if that's how it works, how do you reckon this with the way Bob possession seems to work with Leland and Laura? Was Laura already a doppelganger by then? Was Leland a doppelganger, meaning an exact copy only occasionally possessed by Bob, when he would rape or murder, or does it work some other way?

>yfw you become aware that even at the end of the season you won't have answers to these questions

was that what Trump was talking about? Is he a Bookhouse Boy?

>tfw just watched that documentary about Jack Nance
He apparently had some clot in his brain or something and was told he had a year to live even before the whole fight thing happened. That and his wife's suicide is part of the reason he started drinking again after being sober for almost a decade.

His wife's suicide was like something out of a movie.

imo Leland and Laura's doppelganger never exited the Lodge. You can see Leland's in the S3 opening, and Laura's in S1 finale. FWWM implied the Leland we always saw was the real one, and he was much more fucked up than the regular series made us believe.
or I could be totally wrong and next episodes will prove me a fool, in that case disregard this message I suck cocks

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Who has the better Vineyard?

"Special" Agent Cooper's entire vocabulary after getting out of the black lodge.

---EPISODE 3---
Jade give two rides
In there
Call for help
Something
Call for help
Some change
Some change
Game
Call for help
Hello
Broke it
Heloooo-o-oo
Call for help
Heloooo-o-oo
---EPISODE 4---
Heloooo-o-oo
Heloooo-o-oo
Heloooo-o-oo
Bill Shaker
Dougie Jones
Home
Home
Where home
Far from here
Cab ride
Sir
Call for help
Who
Home
Lancelot court
Cab ride
Dougie Jones
Or night
Red door
Red
Mr. Jackpots
Home
UgHUAHuahuaaEEeeha
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Coffee
Coffee

I'm thinking he'll get back to normal soon. He needs to kill evil coop.

please don't tell me I'm going to have to deal with trying to figure out who's a doppelganger and who's not

did you miss the part about it being a mother? you stupid FUCK

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>coffee
lel nice meme

Casey Biggs is a national treasure

keep-

I love the Evolution of the Arm.

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Does Twin Peaks have a cool neighborhood?

Counts:

5 Heloooo-o-oo
5 Call for help
4 Oh
4 Home
2 Some change
2 Dougie Jones
2 Coffee
2 Cab ride
1 Who
1 Where home
1 UgHUAHuahuaaEEeeha
1 Something
1 Sir
1 Red door
1 Red
1 Or night
1 Mr. Jackpots
1 Lancelot court
1 Jade give two rides
1 In there
1 Hello
1 Game
1 Far from here
1 Broke it
1 Bill Shaker