Character cough

>character cough
>say I'm fine
>secretly shows blood on hand

>Character has near-death experience with zombie-like creature
>"I'm fine"
>Next scene shows that the character lied and actually got infected

>character says I'm blood
>Secretly coughs
>Shows fine in hand

>Character is clearly infected
>Other characters defend immediately killing them despite knowing they'll turn
>Infected character inevitably turns and kills a few of them

>character is asked how he's doing
>says "I'm fine"
>he's actually experiencing perpetual existential dread turmoil and depression

except its not a character

>Character gets infected
>Doesn't tell anyone and turns
>Gets killed
>Other character who was close to them kills themselves

>character is immune
>their blood is the key to the cure

>Group of characters in a post-apocalyptic setting
>One side character starts getting more attention than usual
>Dies

>character shitposts on Sup Forums
>just like he did every day for the last 3 fucking years
>character is also a virgin who dropped out of college and lives at home with extremely bleak prospects

Get this hothead outta here

>character has had multiple job offers thanks to nepotism but rejected every single one because he's too scared to assume responsability
>Character parents are getting tired
>character might be getting kicked out of the show next season

>person brags about being depressed on the internet
>it doesn't help

(you)

>weeb character gets kicked off the show
>no one cares

>character is depressed
>feels the need to mention this to everyone

>GOAT movie

> It get end

Name 1 movie

I can only think of The last of us but its a vidya not a movie

>Character is gay
>Tells everyone he's fine
>Fucks the mailman and gets a disease

>character is framed for murder
>freeze its the police
>he doesn't freeze

>character gives up
>suddenly something appears before them that causes them to succeed

>character sneezes
>say i'm fine
>characters nose starts bleeding
>immediately falls over

>character parks car
>gets out and doesnt role up window or lock door

This is me except I had sex once so jokes on you

>helicopter evac in a combat scenario
>as soon as they lift off they are blasted by something

Every fucking time

The joke is still on you my normie friend.

For the longest time I really thought Americans did this and that there was some unwritten social code not to mess with anyone's car.

They used to, like pre-60s. Long time ago.

Hmm I wonder what happened

How do we stop this bros?

You aren't supposed to fuck with people's cars

Does anyone have the screencap of that movie cliche post which involved a character picking up a crate or something

Got any problem with Mr. Eastwood, motherfucker?

That's always a false dilemma anyways, could they could just bind the infected's hands and feat for a while to see if they'll turn.