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THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN

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What the fuck were they thinking?

Can you write a better scenaria?
>I.. uh.. uh.. I mean.. uh
no you can't, dibshit.

This is so fucking stupid. Jesus Christ. I can't believe people got actually payed to write and produce this pile of garbage of a plot line resolution. Might as well give the script writing to a toddler, at least I wouldn't expect watching something written by an intelligent human being.

A fall in the FUCKING stair. I'm not drunk enough yet to even begin to find this funny.

Did she die? If not, wouldn't she remember getting pushed?

>Sociopath
>Kissed and made love with his bodyguard
>Watched his wife get pounded
>Don't cheat on my wife
What the fuck did I watch?

You're watching Netflix trying to dilute the series
The real arc would be
Rise to power->mantain->Fall of Underwood

They're trying (badly) to milk between steps 2 and 3. When the ratings will go south theyll wrap up a closure

Their incompetence is shown by the fact the first 2 seasons are great and are a copypaste of the original show. As soon as they were on their own it all went to shit

;)

She was in coma or something.

What could have been...

LeAnn Harvey and Doug Stamper was the only redeemable line.

I stopped watching the show after s1 but this is the first time I've seen a subreddit turn on something other than Dexter. Completely negative, must have been real horribad.

Kate Mara needs to come back from the dead.

Fucking first two seasons got me hooked. Then they forced the fuck out of this bisexual and cuck shit. Next thing you know they're going to black Frank with Remy.

This was supposed to be funny right?

Honestly this and the fucking personal trainer admitting to being in love with Frank were among the stupidest things on TV i've seen recently.

i would say at least watch season 2.

I seriously thought it was a daydream sequence. Illustrating what he wishes he could do, snap to reality and move the story properly.

Kill yourself faggot

and can't get up

>throws her down five steps

Who okayed this?

How could he have known she would get knocked out and not remember what happened? It was retarded. She could have just broken an arm and screamed for help and said he pushed her.

That bothered me too. There's no way a fall down such a small flight of stairs has a high chance of lethal damage.

Should I watch this season so I can also be enraged or it's not even worth it ?

the last seaso nwas already pretty hard for me to go through.

Kevin Spacey looks like he's thinking the same thing.

>falling only 5 steps
>using a montage

It's pretty terrible. Honestly it just further tears down everything good that was established in the first two seasons. I just walked away from this season really disgusted with the total squandering of interesting storylines.

I would suggest watching the first few episodes for the all too few shots of Conway's cute wife, though.

>I'm not drunk enough yet
user its 1 in the afternoon..

Robin Wright fucked it up
stupid fucking cunt
all this cuck shit dont even make sense, Francis from the original only fucked qt younger girls and his wife didnt cuck him

He was based as fuck, a true hard conservative Machiavelli lad, what I thought Frank was after s1 and s2 which were pretty good

His wife fucked one of their bodyguards.

I did too. Surprised when they actually thought that it was a good idea.

HELP HELP, THE DEUS EX MACHINA HAS OCCURRED

Anyone have a webm of the fall?
I don't even know if I want to watch this season.

That's just how stupid the second half of this season is.

Yeah that's exactly what i thought as well :/

HELP HELP THEY RUINED THE SERIES BY MAKING CLAIRE THE FOCUS AND MAKING FRANCIS AN IDIOT WHO ISN'T TWO STEPS AHEAD OF EVERYONE WHICH IS THE REASON PEOPLE LOVED THE SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE

HELP HELP ROBIN WRIGHT NEEDS TO BE DEMONIZED BY THE ONLINE HATE MOB

>what I thought Frank was after s1 and s2 which were pretty good

this

the show dropped in quality the second he became president and suddenly became incompetent

Every american show is like that

Like when Walter White suddenly became scurry

oh god remember how in that one episode where it ends with him running over those guys after Jesse like it was nothing and blabbing about keeping it together but then in the next episode he was pathetic and all over the place as usual

it seems a problem with every american production. They cannot "let it go".
The best shows should end when the public want more of it. They need to be conclusive yet leave you at the end with a bittersweet feeling about it being finished and gone forever.

Instead they have to sqeeze it until even the most hardcore watcher gives it up because he can't swallow his own vomit anymore.

well thats the point, they do the characterization through reactions to their behavior. They try to give legitimacy to characters not through examining context but simply showing them in a certain light.

Hey, I'm bad now. boo.

and they scurry away despite having zero reason to do so.

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normies LOVE this

God i hate season 5

>two steps ahead of everyone

The reason why Dunbar, Walker, Goldwin, Brockhart/Conway, Durant and literally everyone against Francis lost is because of deus ex machina, pure luck or everyone but Francis being retarded.

>his wife is his VP candidate
This would NEVER happen for a variety of reasons

>centralized voting areas for rich white to stifle their vote
Again, would NEVER happen.

People talk about this show like it's a legit political thriller.

and i still would all let it pass against this final epiphany on how the real power stands beyond POTUS in the shadows.
goddammit the more i think about it the more it looks so fucking stupid.
After all he's done
>ah nahhh, shit wait, let's be deep state all of the sudden. Now that i have a puppet potus muahahaha
>evil laughter ensues, scratching hands can be heard in the distance

Not really Walker but you're right about the others, the writers are fucking lazy, this show could have been amazing with the same characters but different tactics by Francis. He's the only reason to watch the show. It would have been much better if season 5 ended with him basically becoming a dictator or going to war with a major power in order to fuck over all the piranhas nipping at his heels at home.

I seriously thought they were building this season to have Francis lose, get cut up in the web he's been spinning and have Claire as VP denying having any part in his corruption and Conway as president

AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN RUNNING WITH IT! They expect us to believe that Francis would just trust Claire after all he knows, and she turns on him anyway. It's fucking insanity, Robin Wright is the devil, you just know she was the one pushing for this behind the scenes

Nothing in this season made any sense whatsoever, like how did suppressing voting turnout in red states turn them blue?

I CAN'T HELP NOW
I'M KILLING THE GUY THAT VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE SEVERAL TIMES AND WENT BIKING IN PUBLIC WITH YOU
DON'T WORRY, NO ONE WILL ASK

Even if Durant is in a coma right now, what happens when she wakes up and realizes that the President nearly killed her? She's a Secretary of State, not some random reporter.

>she'll never do porn
why even live

The way Claire involved Marc Usher in the murder of Tom Yates is pants on head retarded. The Underwoods have a trusted confidante they turn to when they need wildly illegal shit done in Doug Stamper. Instead of working with a close associate who has unshakable loyalty to Frank, she conspires with some carpet bagger who just 7 episodes before was committed to destroying their presidency. She just hands a former enemy blackmail material for no fucking reason and then seems shocked when Usher tries to blackmail her into making him vice president. Like if this show some kinda underlying meaning or subtext, a plot as sloppy as this would be more forgivable but literally all House of Cards is about is the absurd schemes Frank and Claire concoct to seize more power. If the schemes are fucking retarded, the show falls apart.

It's a head injury do they can come up with any excuse they want
>I don't remember anything that day

>she will never get BLACKED.com

So what the fuck are they going to do with Season 7.

They clearly thought we were gonna get President Clinton.

His trainer climbing the face and getting killed made me laugh too.

claire will remove her skin revealing she was Francis evil twin in disguise

>IT WAS ME, muahahaha
a 45 minutes homosexual porn movie follows with Spacey 69 his evil Spacey twin while the mask of claire's face watches silently on a chair

>When the ratings will go south theyll cancel it

ftfy

netflix can't create a satisfying series to save their network.

they're just going to show what it would look like if Hillary had won

Only on episode 5 so far, but this scene in particular really bothers me.

They went through this whole decline in the number of times Frank addresses the audience as he got busier and busier, but now they've changed how these moments worked and opened the episode with him giving up as a guided tour of the Washington monument with his dialogue?

When has he ever talked to us without it being within a setting, like a meeting, or his couch at home? This is just absurd, it usually followed the idea that he had a moment to talk, not jumping and cutting all over the place like a documentary.

How it should have gone.

S1: Frank takes the Vice Presidency
S2: Frank takes the Presidency
S3: Election
S4: Skips ahead several years to the end of Frank's term, schemes to repeal the 22nd amendment, allowing him to stay in office as president.
S5: Frank has almost complete control of America, thanks to backroom deals, bribes, and blackmail, has been able to get all sorts of powers no other president has had. Is about to complete a 4th term as president, and is popular enough to run again, thanks to America Works program. But, like the title of the show implies, eventually it all comes crashing down around him. Gives a 10 minute, 4th wall breaking speech in court about power, money, the American people, human nature, etc. Last shot is Frank being lead into a prison cell.

>S4: Skips ahead several years to the end of Frank's term

Retarded.

What, you'd rather spend 3 fucking seasons on 1 election?

>I WILL NOT YIELD
damn and this season had such a strong start too

I just remembered when watching the trailer for the show that she made a small appearance in what looked like a flashback sequence? I watched the whole season and thaT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Francis is all like "this was all my master plan i am a genius but please pardon me or else i can't do anything and this all falls apart" like come on

Nah, just have it focus on the first year of his actual presidency. A forward skip of that magnitude invalidates the first 3 seasons completely. The point is that when the house of cards collapses, it's because one of them on the bottom gives out. A mistake or a crime in the first season or two leads to his eventual downfall (such as his murder of Zoe) should be what brings him down, not some original thing that comes up in the last season or so.

The way you've written it, it's still an unnecessary dragging out. You can just cut out the first 3 seasons and have a 2-season series on an extremely popular president who gets too power-hungry instead.

it's almost like it's a house of cards or something

Robin Wright

btw. has someone a webm of this?

>I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation, Kathy.
Who the fuck allowed this?

Depends on how you fall? She is kinda old too. I thought she would just break both of her hips and then get the message

Frank getting assassinated would have been cool too

>Kathy, we all just need a little push to do the right thing.
Seriously?

>Kathy, I think you need to take the fall on this one.
For real?

>Cathy hwat do you think of Drowning Pool?
Gee.

Honestly, after last season, I don't even want to watch this one.

Can I get a tl;dw? A rundown on all the shitty plot elements this season?

Why the hell did they imply that Mark Usher was gonna be the next president when he clapped the loudest?

>Cathy, we really need to stick the landing on this one.
BRAVA

half season is fucking Conway out of his precidency
half season is Frank 5-D chessing is way into deep state only to get fucked by Claire at the last moment 'cause "MUH TURN"
Don't bother.

>Catherine, have you ever heard the song "It's Raining Men"? Well, I do believe that it's your turn now.

So.... was Obama never President??? Or is it implied he was only president from 2008-2012 then Walker beat him out. I hate inconsistencies like this. They've got all the other presidents pictures on the walls. Even a picture of Francis meeting with Bill Clinton.

>You need a push in the right direction, Kathy.
>Watch your step, Kathy.
>Pride cometh before the fall, Kathy.
>I'm going to shove you down these stairs, Kathy.

I think in this universe Bush lost in 2004, a Republican won in 2008 and then Walker won in 2012.

Is that your own theory or is there some evidence of that?

This season was shit, another show ruined by muh empowerement of womyn.

It's gonna be like a decade until this fad of diversity and gender equality stops degrading the quality of tv and movies.

>Cathy, you didn't fly so good
Do they know?

That's what I remember from some of the info around season 1 at the time.

>Do you know what season comes after the summer, Cathy? 'Tis the season, then. EYYYAAAAAAAAAGGHHH

That actually sounds pretty decent.

Here my friend, uploaded it for you.

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>Cathy, what's your favorite season?
>Spring, sir.
>A good choice. Do you want to know mine?
A little hamfisted, don't you think?

She's not old enough to literally fall apart after a slight tumble. Of course if she landed badly she can break her neck, etc. The point was, its retarded that Frank even attempted something that stupid. What if she wasn't even seriously injured?

...

I thought the first nine (?) episodes were actually alright. Basically everything relating to the election.

The last four were trash.

>As the Secretary of State, Cathy, you know that when it comes to serious politics, one must take a STEP FORWARD sometimes

kek

>Spacey's face when he looks at the camera
He knows. He knows its shit. He knows he can't help it. He's reaching to us to do something about it. You can see it in his eyes, the disgust.

Would be perfect if the third frame was him looking at the camera.

>What if she wasn't even seriously injured?

This. If she survived, he couldn't even do anything. She fell into the camera sight-line. Would have made for a really, really, reeeeally awkward moment if she was basically unscathed.

she does in american horror story season 1