What is the fidget spinner of television?

What is the fidget spinner of television?

mom works at a school and said parents have signed notes allowing their children to use those during tests because it helps them focus

BBT, probably.

capeshit

the CWverse

That sounds distracting to the other kids.

>intensely popular
>nothing particularly special about it
>is made for autistic children who can't sit still
>destined to die quickly and fade into obscurity
A while ago I would have said The Walking Dead

this

Game of thrones

Teen Titans Go

reality shows

>destined to die quickly and fade into obscurity
walking dead has been on for over 7 years. doesn't sound quick to me

It's funny that fidget spinners are already dying. This is just ridiculous.

Family Guy

A while ago I would have said that. It's too popular now.

That is what they said about the internet

Doctor Who

CSI: Timbuktu

Walking Dead, at no point, would have appealed to autistic children who can't sit still. It was always a bunch of pointless dialog followed by a zombie encounter for maybe 3 minutes.

Two & a Half Men

Whatever's on Nickelodeon

>not focusing on the test

>Ctrl+f LOST
>0 results

WHY?

Cause LOST is the patrician show

Lost is 2 deep 4 channers

>I mixed the water with the light to make the island move

>doing school at school

i'm going to give you a swirly at shitposting recess faggot

spingebob

It may be like a cat staring at water whirlpooling in the washing machine til drop dead (笑´・艸・) HeHe !!!

capeshit

Literally 13 Reasons Why

Yeah right, Manlet

This

The Simpsons or Family Guy

>is made for autistic children who can't sit still
bruh what are you on TDW is literally "nothing happens" the show

Why are they called fidget spinners and not just spinners?

nobody cares about people who can function normally

Bazinga

Why are those things popular? I don't understand it. They're made for autistic kids but every kid wants them. So are all kids autistic. Are adults autistic too because everyone wants them.

Is this a psyops to turn me autistic so that I question myself so much that I think I'm the one in the wrong so that I have to get one to calm down over how much I don't understand this shit and it pisses me off? What's their endgame.

Is this all a silent film? Is it kino? Have I lost my mind?

it's literally just the new ball in a cup or yo-yo or any other easy to use repetitive toy

Did these things just come out or what? Couple days ago I saw a fat guy with one for the first time and a group of young guys were all "OH MAN THE SPINNER THINGS SO COOL" about it.

I just don't understand.

there was a kickstarter for a fidget cube
then these things came out of nowhere

>yo-yo
>ball in a cup
>easy
Pick one faget

>>yo-yo
>hard

all you do is zoom zoom and the thing goes zip zop up the mop and back into the roll

now, the ball in the cup on the other hand,,,

Yeah but yo-yo could be fun. You can do tricks with it. All sorts of neat things.

Ball in cup is annoying but has come slight challenge.

Spinning some piece of fucking plastic and metal is fucking retarded and has nothing you can really do with it. Those things made sense. This does not.

>intensely popular
>nothing particularly special about it
>destined to die quickly and fade into obscurity
What are pet rocks, virtual pets, and basically every fad ever

Pet Rocks were a funny joke thing. By virtual pets I guess you mean Tamigotchis but even those had the Digimon equivalent where you could battle friends. Make sense.

These things make no sense. They're not funny unless the joke is to laugh at everyone who's buying them.

>Pet Rocks were a funny joke thing
No, they weren't. It was a legitimate fad people bought into mostly because of packaging, had collectors, etc. You can say it was a joke but the only who laughed was the creator of it, all the way to the bank

Storage Wars

Jesus, yo-yo's/balls-in-a-cup required at least some minimum base level of co-ordination to get them to do the things they did.
Spinners just spin.
>ACHIEVEMENT: 10,000 Spins

capeshit clearly
uninspiring mass manufactured crap that morons throw their money away on

Say what you will, but those pet rocks are still kicking, try telling that to your neopets