So, user, what do you want to watch tonight?

So, user, what do you want to watch tonight?

Salo

Gummo

My life fall apart as I embarrass myself.

Latest episode of BLACKED

Oh! You'll like it, it's called Antichrist. But it's not what you think.

Twin Peaks bitch

Me burying my root deep in your mound.

Get to sleep in tomorrow so I'm watching Superbad, wedding crashes and mean girls...gonna be a good night

Rita, Sue and Bob Too
Shirley Valentine
Nil By Mouth

I actually watched Antichrist with two different girls but then again I was in a relationship with both and we watched a lot of movies together.

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no movie
just you. your tummy. and my kissus

nutz in da ass, dick in da pussy

BOOYAH!

Das Boot

I don't really like long movies, user

I don't know, like, the one FBI guy I don't like. His face is just like, I don't know. SO unlikeable.

The Notebook

you said that about my cock at first and you got used to it.

We watched it last week user! Now you pick!

Sup Forums answer: Blacked
Sup Forums answer: British terror attacks, but not with an ovendodger
Sup Forums answer: Twitch
/gif/ answer: Huge Cock Shemales 12
/x/ answer: Alex Jones

The Pest

lets watch damon lindelof fail at writing a finale again, k?

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You baby, because you''re beautiful! I just want to peer into those eyes of yours all day long

eew, black and white movies. Wasn't that director a rapist or something?

Can it be something more like, artsy?

Another opportunity pass me by as I slowly fade into the irrelevant ineffectual nothing I told myself I'd never be.

Time Bandits, you lucky whore

You're not real. This is just an online post that's meant to remind me that I've no friends or relationship of any kind.

>(You)

You're one of the smartest women I've ever known. I respect your intelligence. Perhaps we could watch a documentary? How about "the greatest story never told?"

Lets watch Synechdoche New York babe

Who are you? How do you know my name? How did you get into my residence?! I'm calling the police!

I don't know if you've heard of it, it's pretty unknown; but how about Food Inc?

Aside from you cumming on my dick?

Maybe a thriller or a horror movie.

Eraserhead because maybe you'll shut the fuck up and just get that abortion

You'll always be here.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

My fucking DICK going IN and OUT of your throat! YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? YOU FUCKING HEAR ME YOU BITCH!

I've seen food inc already. My professor, dr. Weinstein recommended the greatest story never told. I'd love to get your take on it, haha you're always so on top of current events and I cherish your unique ideas.

Have fun being wrong in an hour.

>watched antichrist with gf back in 2013
>she broke up with me a month later
>tfw been single ever since

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I'm watching Chappie now.
Maybe Homeland S6 later

>watch inherent vice
>ex hated it
>don't watch movies for a while
>she picks jupiter ascending
>laughed at her for days
I'm glad we broke up

>she hated inherent vice
should've dumped her on the spot

Probably something by Wes Anderson or John Woo followed by my jizz shooting out over your face.

>laughed at her for days
why's that? never watched that movie

it's a terrible movie

>jupiter ascending
Top-tier memekino

You gotta watch it. It's basically if you took a bad Battlestar Galactica fanfiction and brought it to the big screen with a massive budget.

One of the best keks I've had in a theater was at the "I CREATE LIFE...andIdestroyit..." line.

That's sad, bro. The girls I watched it with liked films (I mean, the art of cinema, not just any popcorn flicks) and didn't care. To be honest, one of them had already watched it and she watched it the second time with me.

yeah haha
i hang out with girls all the time
haha
ha ha
ha ha
someone pls fucking kill me im so miserable

I'll kill you if you kill me

ok deal
how do you want to do it
i would prefer as painless as possible

Lets marathon the Human Centipede series, babe.