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Who was that edgy piece of shit?

Jeffries is in the black box

>ywn grab a qt by the neck

The giants come from above.
The arms from below.

I have claimed her as MY WAIFU and NO ONE ELSE can have her.

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So how many episodes are out?

t. out of the loop

1st for road house rape!

>she wants to say yes to the fuck but her friends are watching and she doesn't want them to think she's a whore even though she is and they already know it but are just polite enough not to say
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Where's his oxygen mask?

The rapey son of Ben, Jerry or Audrey

The 5th just aired

The new Leo Johnson basically.
Obviously a drug dealer because he gave the cop cash.

Richard Horne.

Pay attention.

BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA

Episode 5 was pure kino. This show keeps getting better.

REALLY sad Bowie died before we could see Jeffries's villainous turn. I also dedicate this thread to Jade, the most beautiful woman in the world.

Was it ever confirmed in the episode that it's Richard Horne?

He was okay looking at first, but as soon as he started choking her his face contorted into the ugliest goddamn voldemort looking thing I've ever seen.

Anyone who genuinely thinks anyone would want to fuck that face is insane.

Credits.

>he hasn't seen the REAL season 3
youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZRHjC5wGI

Thanks senpai

You truly are this thread's MVP

It's in the fucking credits.

>Pay attention.

To what exactly?

This is my waifu. None can have her. Even if she does think a retard clutching his dick in pain is dreamy.

Jeffries or/and Harry will appear this season i'm sure.

CUTE

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knock it off with this in the past shit

It's like poetry

When it went to Argentina I was really hoping to see Bowie

>Even if she does think a retard clutching his dick in pain is dreamy.

Projecting much?

That's what you see if you pay instead of stream. Poorfags.

You're delusional, they were all dripping wet just by the fact that he refused to put out his cigarette

I lost my shit

>Bring back a very minor character that was only in the deleted scenes of the movie
>dedicate the episode to him
Brava, Lynch

Me on the right.

>thinks a retard clutching his dick in pain is dreamy

So then I have a chance.

Is anybody actually clinging to the 2003 theory at this point?

In the first scene of the first episode, when everything's black and white and Cooper is sitting with The Giant, the Giant tells Cooper to remember three things. One of the three names is the names Richard and Linda. Richard is the rapey guy we see in the Roadhouse.

The retard coop doesn't bother with the doppelgänger around. Anyone else feel the same?

That was until he turned into voldemort.

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Some user in a previous thread posted that the big number on Nevada plates is the month, and the year is in smaller vertical text.

Also the sticker is yellow which was 2016.

>covfefe

what did he mean by this?

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>watching episode 3 season 1
>Jazzy dancing midget to end the episode

I just got LYNCHED didn't I?

New bread with torrent

What the fuck

>large gumdrop
was the gumdrop gold?

What an asshole.

why the hell am I hearing about alex jones and twin peaks? Did they mention him in episode 5?

In the black lodge Laura tells Cooper she will see him again in 25 years
what does it mean? does the black lodge only open every 25 years?

Who?

The purest kino.

Mike IS the man.

This is how cigarette packs look like in my country since last year, how can I ever look cool again?

secret codes that only trump knows

>that god tier jazz playing as the credits roll and coop stares at the statue

Ok so now we have a concrete link in the theory that Dopplecoop wanted to kill real Coop when Dougie was destroyed now that we know Jeffries is tied to the assassins.

KINO
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Just a reminder that Wally Brando is a nod to Marlon Brando and Wally Cox have a homosexual relationship back in the day

I think the door to the lodge only opens at certain times from Earle's soliloquy. So I supposed that Laura was saying this because that's when he'd be able to leave again. But I am not a lorefag.

Holy shit if this happens in the next few episodes.

Mike IS the man

I feel bad cause I didn't know it was Mike until someone posted it in a previous thread.

Possibly. Leland may have been possessed by BOB 25 years before the original series began.

Reminder that the insurance guy in episode 1 was in the meeting with Dougie in this episode.

TOO CLOSE

The one with the skulls looks pretty damn cool.

The cook of the R&R Diner

Everything. The Giant's lines in the first episode. The credits in this episode.

That's what happens when you binge watch in 1 week, you fucking casual

No he wasn't

what does she see in this fucking loser anyway? drugs? the car? the badboy image? okay i rescind my question

It was confirmed that the line literally had no meaning before, but they decided to roll with it for the new series.

>the subtle changes in lighting in sync with her facial expressions
damn lynch, damn

do you think mike still talks to nadine?

CHECK EM

Oh shit nigga what are you doing

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why in would you do that?

What did Laura see in Bobby? What did anyone see in James?

You want to FUCK me, little girl?

I'll laugh as I'm FUCKING you, DUMB BITCH!

BOB had been in Leland for awhile I think as Laura Palmer was being raped since a young age.

He ripped his interdimensional vampiric globalists straight from the Black Lodge.

Payback is a bitch GOLD SHIT DIGGING SHOVELS is the new Super Male Vitality.

That was Johnny Jewel, who's band Chromatics, played at the end of episode 2.

Jesus, Mike.

What did he tell Bobby?

LIL FUCKIN SMOKIN' BABIES

Did anyone else notice the absolute kinetic storytelling in that Dougie's car is white, the hitmens car is red, and the carjackers car was black?

That she does ULTRA ANAL with a nut scrunch and a slurp n slizz just for fun.

>80% of Sherrif Truman so far has been him standing there while obnoxious people talk about nothing to him
Lmao

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Why is Mike Nelson credited in this episode? Where was he?

It was kind of uneventful actually. Best scene was the doppelganger fucking with the phone / power. But I understand that some episodes need to be slower than others.

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Dealership boss

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Thanks user

>Gold shovels are just a Dr. Jacoby super male vitality Gorilla Mindset merchandise