Thoughts on The Girlfriend Experience?

Thoughts on The Girlfriend Experience?

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I wish I had a pure girlfriend like Sasha.

>tfw no pure, intelligent gf

Porn feels lonely without her

Wish I had a billion dollars so I could make her shoot a few more scenes. Same with some other retired porn stars. Send them to facialabuse.

Her butt is pure kino

my gf has an amazing ass but its literal shit tier compared to sasha, best ass on earth

Yeah no, I'm a khv so I'd marry her in a heartbeat.

I heard this girl had nudes leaked of her, never managed to find them though, starting to think they never existed

I miss the days when we called fatasses fat, instead of thicc or whatever.
But now, fat girls are the new hot, and morbidly obese is the new regular fat.
Not hating on fat girls, or those of you who are into them, but people need to start calling shit like it is.

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If you had a billion dollars why wouldn't you just pay them to have sex with you?

Why is your first instinct to pay them to have sex with other people. Are you a cuck?

The pornstar turned intellectual shit is the worst meme

>get a billion dollars
>give it to other men to fuck women
so nothing changes at all if you got a billion dollars?

If I had a billion dollars, i'd hire people to stand around naked in my house, like living statues.
Would you stand naked in one place for 12 hours a day for $100 an hour?
Don't talk to me, don't make eye contact, don't make a sound. Just stand there so I can look at you throughout the day.

More clips? I've never seen it.

>having sex is cuckolding
Summer is here.

The TV show was shitty. Not even seeing Elvis' granddaughter get a load on her stomach was worth it

I have a micropenis which I will never let anyone see. Ever.

The way you worded the first post left it ambiguous as to whether or not you would be having sex with the pornstars in the scenes, or merely shooting them and nothing more.

I just want to watch them and lick the creampies out.

Summerfag, not every reply comes from one person.

Me too.
>le summer xDDD
Fuck I hate this time of year. Newfriends post this shit in all of their posts to try to "fit in".

Who says i wouldn't fuck her? But she is a whore and I don't feel anything about her. Just would be fun if she could handle a facialabuse scene.

masterpiece

still sounds like you care more about getting a pornstar to do a meme porn scene than having sex with her yourself

Why not both. If she would be on your payroll you could make her do whatever you want.

something something jews blacks white people using ebonics dumb goyim

I heard this talented lady used to clean toilets! Amazing!

what was her best video of porn?

>>>reddit

>still sounds like you care more about getting a pornstar to do a meme porn scene
thats basically every porn creator in japan, bro.

source

>tfw no legalporno scene
>I will never see 4 men pissing into her well fucked gaping asshole

I've only met one porn actress, but it was a little awkward because in her videos she fucks her dogs.
It was in public, at a grocery store, so all I could do was give this really unintentionally creepy grin and lean in for a minute as we were walking past each other
>Hey, just wanted to say I love your work.
She just smiled a little and winked
>I do too.

Disgusting

>she fucks her dogs

I don't even want to know what kind of shit you get off to.

I don't doubt it. You need to be at least a little unhinged and confident in yourself if you fuck dogs for money.

>KNOTTED

I liked both the film and the TV series a lot.

wtf is going on?

>know a girl who looks just like Sasha
>hardcore christian, no sex before marriage
>one guy I know pseudo-dated her for 8 months just to see if he could tap that
>furthest he got was whipping his dick out in front of her and asking if she would suck it
>she denied

What a waste, huh?

*punch to neck*

Dog fucking... Obviously.

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10/10 tush, honestly

should have pseudo-married her

You think she would appreciate it if I treated her like my virgin wife on our wedding night or would she be bored by it?

I'm agnostic. I don't want some crazed Jesus fanatic as my wife.

You're right, it's much better to have a whore whose fucked dozens of men and will cheat on you.

You just know he fucked her.

It is, actually. Fuck bible thumpers.

kek

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Where can I get a copy of that book?

Asking for OP's mother.

>Asking for OP's mother.

>Newfriends
t. summer

wew

>fuck bible thumpers
>gimme a cumdumpster
why does it matter what bedtime stories she was read as a kid? there's literally nothing wrong the Old Testament and the Gospel

OPs mother wrote that book

It could be much worse.

Arguably Nietzsche's best work.

>Elvis' granddaughter get a load on her stomach
No fucking way this is true

Episode 10 I believe

I wish she would be in a nude scene.

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>Thoughts on The Girlfriend Experience?

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