He didn't fly so good

He didn't fly so good.

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This thread is an allegory for your life.

You will amount to nothing and you will be the only witness to your failure.

>Literally every newborn barnacle goose does this
>"Ha ha, look at this edgy suicide bird! XD"
I'm sick of this clip.

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>*doh* *doh* *DOH!*

i am falllling
i am faaading

>>Literally every newborn barnacle goose does this
why?

it is a barnacle goose thing, he survived youtube.com/watch?v=0_JoetV3ZTQ

Me "leaving the nest"

that was quite savage, user

If that's true that's pretty incredible. Unfortunately, the vid's not available in the US. I'll just take your word for it.

Whoa natural selection

poor parenting

Geese don't feed their babies, they feed themselves from birth.

Barnacle goose nests are built on high, rocky cliffs.

In order to get to feeding areas, the goslings have to jump from the cliffs onto the ground.

Not all of them survive, but hey, natural selection and all that.

did he died?

poor little birdo (._. )

no, actually

youtube.com/watch?v=rxGuNJ-nEYg

t. Projecting redditor

birds are fucking stupid.

How is it an allegory if we, not the bird, are witnesses to the bird's failure. You're a fucking idiot. I'm witnessing your failure right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=rxGuNJ-nEYg

People on this thread are grade 1 idiots.

BAVI !

>stand on high ledge
>wonder "what if I just jumped?"
>not suicidal at all
Why do we do this?

hmmmm

ITT: Niggers don't know the bird survived

It's all part of the show. They usually just stand right back up, waddle around, and go about their lives. Something about how their down and fat protects them, and how they don't reach terminal velocity so they don't die.

delet this right now or else

what am I looking at here?

>to the bird's failure
The bird survived, though.
And falling was intentional.

Hawk grief over a dead chick

That thing can kill a man

:(

>shurvivahz

I say! I SAY!

b-but animals can't feel grief

So geese are retarded.

>those eyelashes
This reminds me of those clips on /gif/ where a woman with stiletto heels steps on somebody's dick

They build their nests high up because they know that their goslings can survive the fall. Most of the time
That doesn't sound so retarded to me.

Exactly what I thought kek

Best thread on Sup Forums right now

who was in the wrong here?

So is it an allegory that OP's life is gonna feel like big painful drop but he is gonna make it in the end?

i hope so

did he get died?

It survived the fall right?

ORAORAORAORAORAORA

those are some interesting and beautiful rock layers. you are witnessing millions of years of history there

It does. Watch the video.

Not even joking it actually does.

>a little dazed but still in one piece
Damn, what are those things made out of?

Fluff, fat and hollow bones.

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dude, this was filmed recently... there weren't even cameras back then

why does it pretends to have emotions ?

...hurtful

this is like a spartan species, they must be super strong irl

Humans are animals.

he's a big cock

Jesus, that thing could rip you to shreds

S-sure user

>it's parents are there to meet it
That's some fucked up parenting.

Ah wiaald cockatrice!

Many birds mate for life and form pair bonds. Outside of maybe Dolphins I cant think of another animal as emotional and smart to a human level than them. Inb4 dur they hit window. Reason you see birds hit windows so often is they mostly do not see in same way we do so its often impossible to see windows unless they are super dirty.

>Based Broadcast Channel

God I love all the nature shit they put out

GOLIATH ONLINE

More like Hawk overheating while babies are already dead from the same

Birds don't sweat so this is their method. It is foolish to attribute human-looking actions in animals to their conventional human emotions.

SHOOOT HEEEEER

Fuck man I died laughing. He sure didn't holy shit

Things that small have a hard time getting enough velocity to impact hard enough to kill themselves.

BOMBACLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

holy kek

That's a dinosaur.

kek

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Is he ok?

>it fucking homer simpson's down the cliff for fifty years
>"good job retard"
Who are worse parents: These geese or the iguanas who bury eggs in snake beach?

cool dog

ONE WOULD ASK, WHY WOULD YOU FEED A CHICK BEFORE THROWING IT OUT OF THE NEST ?

Big doggie

youtu.be/LE3M0bgRivE?t=13

Can't believe the leftists want to destroy it all.

Fucking idiots.

Imagine being this assmad. Must be shitty

instant ISIS falcon

H-hayai

But how do they climb back up?
Even if they survive and feed themselves they will be exposed to all the dangers of the ground from that point on.

That's the point. Kinda like how your parents don't expect to see you back home after you finally fuck off to college.

Oof. Very hurt by words.

I don't have a webm of this but it's related.
youtube.com/watch?v=3LE78eJx5hg

Fucking hell that's neat

F

Jesus its the American documentary meme come to life
>He dies a virgin

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
GO AHEAD TACCOM

>he dies a virgin

/an/ threads outside /an/ are so comfy.

This is the best thread in a while. Thanks for making my day.

I love birds

Me too, user.

That shot is amazing holy shit

>He dies a virgin