Why does she only do shit, and melodramatic indie films?

Why does she only do shit, and melodramatic indie films?

because she is a cunt

Because she is patrician.

After twilight that's all she can get

because she is an artist

Damn Eminem looks like THAT!?

because she has good taste

smelly dyke

serious actress. also hot and bisexy.

Why do I still think she's hot with that hair, while pretty much everyone else with it is repulsive?

>she will never give you a reluctant handjob

What a hideous freak she's become

because shes perfect

She doesn't have the "it" factor or "star" potential. After Twilight they tried to keep her in the spotlight with Snow White and look at how that failed.

She's pretty much forced now to do these shitty indie movies because she has absolutely no screen presence and a very limited dramatic range.

Because she looks like a man and you're a closet homo

what went

She's not even remotely hot enough to pull that look off. Gross.

i wish i was a female lesbian

Superior version

Is it gay that I like how she looks here but would be disappointed if she revealed a small little flaccid cock upon sliding her panties down?

I think snow white was the only character that I thoroughly enjoyed her as. She was so beautiful in that movie.

She's fucking beautiful

not at all. she's an attractive woman, just with short hair

right

Yes you are gay

Shady is back?

I don't understand his hair. Neonazi??

She looks like a scrawny white-trash guy in these. Doesn't she have handlers? Is she sharing Miley Cyrus' stylist?

yeah she hates niggers espeically krager

>perfect opportunity for underboob
>flat chested
i'm not saying she's a boy but come on...

yes

KKKstew

What's going on here?

She's a klutz and had sweaty hands so she asked him to place it there so she wouldn't drop it.

racism

>I think black people should worry less about the oscars and more about finding their fathers.

-Kristen Stewart

Would it be gayer if I wished that she would peg me with a strap on, or rather with a natural girl cock?

Christ, what a fucking racist cunt. Did she think she'd get black cooties or something??

its only a matter of time

blacks are filthy desu

>thinking she hasn't gotten filled with black seed already multiple times during her "experimenting" days

i want kristen to bully me

More like what went TIGHT

me 2

she's a lesbian, retard

She's still hot, but longhair thicc kstew was the best

>that
>thicc
kys

WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!!?

I want her to beat the shit out of me and then aggressively rape me with her clothes still on and then give me a dirty look and start walking away and stop for a minute to let out a big wet fart and then lean over to blow out a snot rocket and then continue walking away

Amerifat detected

flat white sad ass

shes bi pissface

:(

>tfw no pure stew gf

i want xer to pet me!

I bet she paid $1000 for someone to paint that dirt on her

she seems like the type who swallows cum aggressively

Amerifat detected

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Remember when she was in Twilight?

its for a movie you dunce

>Not even a real kiss
Utter hatred averted

now i want to pet xer!

yeah those were good times

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Who is the middle one

I don't care if she is a bisexual. Just don't racemix

Kstew triggers something primal, i just want to pin her down and breed her.

it's your inner homo because shes a dude

Her gf stella maxwell

stella maxwell, kstews gf

>shes a dude
You are not a smart man, are you?

It's ok to be gay user.

Although in your case it's both gay and stupid.

is this what dykes do when they decide they want to be a top as opposed to bottom?

Parapa?

>decide you like women
>you want to be with other women who like women
>you then proceed to give yourself a male haircut and dress in a boyish fashion

I don't get it.

How does the dyke top and bottom mechanic work? I thought they both just 'munch' on each others rugs so to speak?

She's perfect

It's a glib facsimile. Since there is no penetration involved the roles are completely fabricated, much like the nature of the gay sexual orientation.

She's so perfect

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vampire queen

Is her best film still Panic Room?

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bite me :>

I had a dream months ago that I hit the jackpot and moved next door to her in California. She approached me one day and spit in my face yelling that n*ggers weren't allowed to live near her.

>tfw she will never her teeth inside my dick

Sounds realistic desu

Looks like a Bang Bros thumbnail

Clouds of Sils Maria and Adventureland are both good.

Post smiling Kres10. Her smile is so perfect, shame she doesn't do it very often

Is she sad?

shes just introverted

im like that too.

Clouds of Sils Maria was good, even though it was like a Euro version of a Kiarostami/Makhmalbaf film

>posting the Ben Garrison shop

Sounds like something a fake shitposter would say.

sounds like something a nigger would say

Go home reddit. You're embarrassing yourself.

Because she's perfect and will never be in any of your capeshit, now gtfo amerifart.