Why does she only do shit, and melodramatic indie films?
Why does she only do shit, and melodramatic indie films?
because she is a cunt
Because she is patrician.
After twilight that's all she can get
because she is an artist
Damn Eminem looks like THAT!?
because she has good taste
smelly dyke
serious actress. also hot and bisexy.
Why do I still think she's hot with that hair, while pretty much everyone else with it is repulsive?
>she will never give you a reluctant handjob
What a hideous freak she's become
because shes perfect
She doesn't have the "it" factor or "star" potential. After Twilight they tried to keep her in the spotlight with Snow White and look at how that failed.
She's pretty much forced now to do these shitty indie movies because she has absolutely no screen presence and a very limited dramatic range.
Because she looks like a man and you're a closet homo
what went
She's not even remotely hot enough to pull that look off. Gross.
i wish i was a female lesbian
Superior version
Is it gay that I like how she looks here but would be disappointed if she revealed a small little flaccid cock upon sliding her panties down?
I think snow white was the only character that I thoroughly enjoyed her as. She was so beautiful in that movie.
She's fucking beautiful
not at all. she's an attractive woman, just with short hair
right
Yes you are gay
Shady is back?
I don't understand his hair. Neonazi??
She looks like a scrawny white-trash guy in these. Doesn't she have handlers? Is she sharing Miley Cyrus' stylist?
yeah she hates niggers espeically krager
>perfect opportunity for underboob
>flat chested
i'm not saying she's a boy but come on...
yes
KKKstew
What's going on here?
She's a klutz and had sweaty hands so she asked him to place it there so she wouldn't drop it.
racism
>I think black people should worry less about the oscars and more about finding their fathers.
-Kristen Stewart
Would it be gayer if I wished that she would peg me with a strap on, or rather with a natural girl cock?
Christ, what a fucking racist cunt. Did she think she'd get black cooties or something??
its only a matter of time
blacks are filthy desu
>thinking she hasn't gotten filled with black seed already multiple times during her "experimenting" days
i want kristen to bully me
More like what went TIGHT
me 2
she's a lesbian, retard
She's still hot, but longhair thicc kstew was the best
>that
>thicc
kys
WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!!?
I want her to beat the shit out of me and then aggressively rape me with her clothes still on and then give me a dirty look and start walking away and stop for a minute to let out a big wet fart and then lean over to blow out a snot rocket and then continue walking away
Amerifat detected
flat white sad ass
shes bi pissface
:(
>tfw no pure stew gf
i want xer to pet me!
I bet she paid $1000 for someone to paint that dirt on her
she seems like the type who swallows cum aggressively
Amerifat detected
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Remember when she was in Twilight?
its for a movie you dunce
>Not even a real kiss
Utter hatred averted
now i want to pet xer!
yeah those were good times
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Who is the middle one
I don't care if she is a bisexual. Just don't racemix
Kstew triggers something primal, i just want to pin her down and breed her.
it's your inner homo because shes a dude
Her gf stella maxwell
stella maxwell, kstews gf
>shes a dude
You are not a smart man, are you?
It's ok to be gay user.
Although in your case it's both gay and stupid.
is this what dykes do when they decide they want to be a top as opposed to bottom?
Parapa?
>decide you like women
>you want to be with other women who like women
>you then proceed to give yourself a male haircut and dress in a boyish fashion
I don't get it.
How does the dyke top and bottom mechanic work? I thought they both just 'munch' on each others rugs so to speak?
She's perfect
It's a glib facsimile. Since there is no penetration involved the roles are completely fabricated, much like the nature of the gay sexual orientation.
She's so perfect
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vampire queen
Is her best film still Panic Room?
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bite me :>
I had a dream months ago that I hit the jackpot and moved next door to her in California. She approached me one day and spit in my face yelling that n*ggers weren't allowed to live near her.
>tfw she will never her teeth inside my dick
Sounds realistic desu
Looks like a Bang Bros thumbnail
Clouds of Sils Maria and Adventureland are both good.
Post smiling Kres10. Her smile is so perfect, shame she doesn't do it very often
Is she sad?
shes just introverted
im like that too.
Clouds of Sils Maria was good, even though it was like a Euro version of a Kiarostami/Makhmalbaf film
>posting the Ben Garrison shop
Sounds like something a fake shitposter would say.
sounds like something a nigger would say
Go home reddit. You're embarrassing yourself.
Because she's perfect and will never be in any of your capeshit, now gtfo amerifart.