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Reverse bully edition

Astolfo is the best trap end of the story

bully is bad

When do you mean by reverse bully?
*worst

My parents left for the beach
what do?

I'M NOT A FUCKING LIAR

I want someone to bully my prostate

>When do you mean by reverse bully?
Me making you beg so much that I wish that I was you.
that's what gonna happen, that way I can finally be free and go back to bully my bf

wew laddy, using what?
a c-cock...?

Stick household objects up your butt
>I'M NOT A FUCKING LIAR
t. liar

lewd skype with your bf

They were pretty difficult to understand at first but I've spent a few years around them so it's not that bad

Obvious wank in the sofa is obvious

How's your wife, wagecuck?

;_;

N-no. I usually use cucumbers..

Haha good luck with that you submissive

get a real dildo, they're a lot better
better yet, get a boy to bully your bum with his penor

gay.
whats wrong, conway?

If snow post pics ok?
Here it snow only once and the very next day it rain ;_;

I'm constantly on the edge of getting one but I'm scared my parents will find it. Also, even more scared they'll disown me if they find me getting rammed

>if they find me getting rammed
don't be a slut, please. We have enough of those. Find a nice boy and be his wife(gf(male))

I have a dildo
it's a pretty good investment I would say, just make sure you stock up on lube

>still living with parents

Rude!
Will do. Snow is great when you're a kid but as you get older it just gets annoying
:(

really? I thought you just had the buttplug

Just use your fingers, with some spit and determination it's surprising how Mich you can get in there

>he called me "kid"

I really don't like you calling me that
but I want you to call me that even more
I'm so confused

no?
The buttplug felt way too small after a week of use so I bought a curved glass dildo.
I even posted pictures, how can you not remember this.

people are calling me a liar and it's not true

>too small
slut

>I even posted pictures, how can you not remember this.
idk, it was a few months ago

This general is extremely gay.

are you a smol highshooler too now?

It's hard when you're a gayboi
I think I'll definitely get one when I'm back home next year
I'm 18 and my sister's 24 and we still live with our parents because we're scum

>It's hard when you're a gayboi
no it's not, I've only had two bfs

>slut
but it was a tiny beginner one!
Of course it was too small, I'm not no pussy.
Anyway I couldn't massage my bum with it anyway.

>my sister's 24 and we still live with our parents because we're scum
Jesus that must be brutal
are you a NEET?

Just accept the fact that you're a submissive slut who belongs under the foot of a real man
No u

Higher than you hans

t. smol schoolboy

wait, I remember talking about your dildo

did you ever get a prostate orgasm from it since we last talked about it

>Just accept the fact that you're a submissive slut who belongs under the foot of a real man
But I'm the dominant one in my relationship...
if that's true, where does that leave me?

>did you ever get a prostate orgasm
no... I wish though
I wish
I would rather a boy give me one instead, I think technically it's mainly your mood that allows you to have one.

Pretty hardcore NEETs. My sister actually has a job but it's a work from home job so she never leaves her room

Don't worry you are still young and I bet higher than the edgyschooler that we have

>I think technically it's mainly your mood that allows you to have one.
it is, I've only had one from a toy

idk how you're going to get one from your bf, what with the size difference

Make sure you edge a lot before putting it in. It really helps

t. Liar
Still cute but liar

>Pretty hardcore NEETs
Oh...
Well good luck with that and all

>idk how you're going to get one from your bf, what with the size difference
Fuck I forgot about that... I'm sure we'll work out a way

>Make sure you edge a lot before putting it in
Why would that help?
It wouldn't be a prostate orgasm but just a hands free orgasm.
Touching your dick at all basically makes it impossible to have one.

Thanks user. Sometimes it feels kinda hopeless and I end up just drinking alot, but I'm gonna try and kick that this year and get a bf!

well... maybe you can ride him somehow? That's how I've done it

Do you have any plans to un-NEET?
Having money or a hobby could help you get a bf.

Maybe
But it has to be a position where I can kiss him at the same time as we do it.

try finding a man in uni, that's what I did

>tfw get really huggy when I get fucced so it's awkward if I ride
AH YES

Do you want to work or study at uni?

>tfw get really huggy when I get fucced
I mean why wouldn't you, it sounds so nice

>I mean why wouldn't you
idk, ask homosluts or h*teros

there's no love there

My plan at the moment is to go to uni, get a job and move to the cheapest apartment I can find
>a position where I can kiss him at the same time as we do it.
Cute!
I'm kinda an autist with the social skills of a retarded mule, so how would I go about that?

What subject are you gonna study?

>I'm kinda an autist and stuff
You are welcome

well I just got to know a boy in my class and then asked him if he liked boys. You might just want to try one of the less shitty dating apps and trying to find a boy who doesn't just want to fuck on the first date

what will you be studying?

>and then asked him if he liked boys
that seems like it would have a high risk of failure

Computer Science hopefully. I got a GCSE and A level in it and it seems the most practical
P much

I was desperate and I liked him, it was worth a shot

you make this sound so easy...

>wanting to be a code monkey
another nerd to be added to the list

I can't believe that worked
America really is a land of gays

What was his reply?

This is the part I'm worried about. Is it ever awkward when they say no? Do they no longer want to be friends?

>Computer Science
You need programming socks desu

>Do they no longer want to be friends?
if they don't want to be friends because you are gay, then you don't want to be friends with them regardless
only a jackass would judge someone for their sexuality

>Is it ever awkward when they say no?
I've never had that happen so idk.. it's probably best to just use a dating app where you know the other person is a gayboi

"I think so"

I was really nervous

Yes!!
I know, I wouldn't want to be friends with a bigot. But it's more so them knowing that you like them, but they don't like you

>"I think so"
Didn't work out for me

probably because you're a tallboi and not as cute as me

Just rub it in more please

no, I'm sorry

NICHTS IST WIRKLICH WICHTIG
NACH DER EBBE KOMMT DIE FLUT

What's wrong with being a tallboi?

>3:30 AM
Still no sleepiness

nothing.. are you tall?

...

Same here
Not really, I'm 6ft, but I love tallbois tho

When you have finished I will use your rope

*cough* I'm 6'3 *cough*

I come back to talk of Tallboys
.
Tall "people" are freaks

oh.. I'm 5'8"

6ft = ? cm
I am 182 cm btw

I want to piggyback someone whilst they chastise me for being too tall

You never stop the bulli do you...

Gonna shoot these darn monkeys. About time I put them in their place.

Hope everyone is having a good day :3 will talk with everyone when I get home from Adelaide Zoo :3

Bully mode is engaged and set to "ridicule people talker than me"

S-sweet!
Height isn't everything user
I'm just under 183cm

Nice tapir

*taller

People taller than you?
I don't think you can sufficiently bully every person on the planet right now.
A very difficult task.

Pls do

that sounds hot

reported to the authorities for possessing a banned firearm

enjoy your irl b&

So basically every living being

Shut up! I'm not that short, I'm a normal height
Don't tell me what to do you towering freak

>I'm a normal height
It's cute that you think that.
Pity it's about as fictitious as Conway's BF

Don't worry, I still love you user

6 ft +- 1.80

>tf2 1.75 - 1.80 something

STOP

>I still love you user
I wouldn't do that if I was you

Strange I though you were taller than that

Shut up or I'll cut you down to size
Rejected

Aww that's even cuter